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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 10-18-2006, 07:52 PM
Bolongna had a point though.
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 10-18-2006, 08:04 PM
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Bolongna had a point though.
I thought Bologna was round?

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Default Animal Cruelty - 10-23-2006, 05:38 PM
Brothren and Sistren in Chist,

Just when we thought that the depravity of these Gothtards could not reach lower depths....I came upon THIS abomination. Some little freak depressed his poor pooch so badly he turned goth.

The End Times® are indeed near when doggies go goth and become suicidal.

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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-05-2006, 10:05 PM
you guys are so ****ed up. yeah im ixis 11 yr old sister. and dont be haten!!!!! cuz u ainten!!!!!!!!! biothches
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-07-2006, 02:18 AM
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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.
Wow! I have like 30 out of 37! Sweet. I know I'm Satanic and I'm going to hell. But you people are freaks. For the love of Satan, just SHUT THE HELL UP!!! GOD IS NOT REAL!!!
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-07-2006, 02:20 AM
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-07-2006, 10:39 AM
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Wow! I have like 30 out of 37! Sweet. I know I'm Satanic and I'm going to hell. But you people are freaks. For the love of Satan, just SHUT THE HELL UP!!! GOD IS NOT REAL!!!
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Dear mormon.
In just what book do you find Satan and the number 666, hmmm?
You claim God is fake (and yet you know you're going to hell, who then, would send you there?), but satan is real?
How retarded can one be?

You are right about you going to hell though, where you will get to meet your idol, but sorry, he won't treat you any better for it;
He's still going to torture you for all eternity.

ENJOY HELL HOMER!

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Wow! I have like 30 out of 37! Sweet. I know I'm Satanic and I'm going to hell. But you people are freaks. For the love of Satan, just SHUT THE HELL UP!!! GOD IS NOT REAL!!!
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Friend,

Please back your assertions God doesn't exist with The Bible (KJV1611).

You do not need to got to Hell Hellion; we here at Landover are here to help. Just say the word and we will do what ever it takes to save you from Hell. I personally am willing to smash your knees with a tire iron if that is what is needed to save you from eternal torment. Now how can you refuse unconditional love like that?


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Dear mormon.
In just what book do you find Satan and the number 666, hmmm?
You claim God is fake (and yet you know you're going to hell, who then, would send you there?), but satan is real?
How retarded can one be?

You are right about you going to hell though, where you will get to meet your idol, but sorry, he won't treat you any better for it;
He's still going to torture you for all eternity.

ENJOY HELL HOMER!
I don't think God is real. And I'm not the "Satanist" you think I am. It's a different kind of Satanism. And if God is real (which he isn't), then I'm going to hell. I don't really give a shit because I don't really believe that BS and lies you call "The ****ing Bible".
And if you think I'm contradicting myself, you're the ones who discriminate agaisnt Jews, when (according to the 'real' Bible) Jesus WAS A JEW!!!
So, I just claim to Satanist to piss off you little hypocritical christians.
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Friend,

Please back your assertions God doesn't exist with The Bible (KJV1611).

You do not need to got to Hell Hellion; we here at Landover are here to help. Just say the word and we will do what ever it takes to save you from Hell. I personally am willing to smash your knees with a tire iron if that is what is needed to save you from eternal torment. Now how can you refuse unconditional love like that?
Let's see. I REALLY don't want to get my legs broken, so I think I'll pass...
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I don't think God is real. And I'm not the "Satanist" you think I am. It's a different kind of Satanism. And if God is real (which he isn't), then I'm going to hell. I don't really give a shit because I don't really believe that BS and lies you call "The ****ing Bible".
And if you think I'm contradicting myself, you're the ones who discriminate agaisnt Jews, when (according to the 'real' Bible) Jesus WAS A JEW!!!
So, I just claim to Satanist to piss off you little hypocritical christians.
Friend,

Jesus was NOT a Jew. Jesus was an is the Son of God® How can He be Jewish if His dad is not? It is not like His mother has anything to do with Jesus heritage. I hope you have not fallen for the false superstition of genetics friend.

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Jesus was NOT a Jew. Jesus was an is the Son of God® How can He be Jewish if His dad is not? It is not like His mother has anything to do with Jesus heritage. I hope you have not fallen for the false superstition of genetics friend.

Also Hellion, we forgive your attempts "piss of us little Christians". We know it is just a call for help from us.
You're the mormonic idiots who believes in a false god. And atleast I don't worship a real book. It's just paper and cardboard...You're right, Jesus was never a Jew. He never existed.
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-07-2006, 11:55 PM
Son, the Bible isn't real. It exists. I have one in my hand.

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You're the mormonic idiots who believes in a false god. And atleast I don't worship a real book. It's just paper and cardboard...You're right, Jesus was never a Jew. He never existed.
Friend,

Jesus did exist. Beyond The Bible, one of the best written record form the ancient period, He is also mentioned in Joesphus' works.


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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-08-2006, 01:02 AM
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I don't think God is real. And I'm not the "Satanist" you think I am. It's a different kind of Satanism. And if God is real (which he isn't), then I'm going to hell. I don't really give a shit because I don't really believe that BS and lies you call "The ****ing Bible".
And if you think I'm contradicting myself, you're the ones who discriminate agaisnt Jews, when (according to the 'real' Bible) Jesus WAS A JEW!!!
So, I just claim to Satanist to piss off you little hypocritical christians.
God is as real as real as you and me.

A different kind of Satanism? HA! In the end it is still Satanism, the worship of Satan!
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-08-2006, 01:24 AM
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God is as real as real as you and me.

A different kind of Satanism? HA! In the end it is still Satanism, the worship of Satan!
Why don't you prove to me that God is real?
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-08-2006, 04:35 AM
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Why don't you prove to me that God is real?
Let's see...
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

According to you, the Bible isn't true, and God doesn't exist. If that was the case, the heaven, the earth, and light wouldn't exist either. Looks like you and Satan lose again.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Is Your Child A Goth? - 11-08-2006, 10:17 PM
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Let's see...
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

According to you, the Bible isn't true, and God doesn't exist. If that was the case, the heaven, the earth, and light wouldn't exist either. Looks like you and Satan lose again.
The world was created by evolution, not god. The bible was written by a bunch of sadistic mormons who had nothing better to do with their lives. So, if the bible isn't real, and we were created by evolution, then how do you explain 'god'?
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