[Cranky Old Man]

Satan created condoms to seduce innocent boys and slutty girls into premarital sex. The liberal media have created a completely false sense of security by falsely claiming that condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy. Condoms are often used by rapists to make it harder for officers of the law to prove them guilty. So if your slutty girlfriend suggests condoms, call 911 immediately and report attempted rape!

What does God have to say about this?
God wants us to make babies. Trying to prevent that, even if you fail at that, is clearly against God's commandments! Genesis 1:28 "Be fruitful, and multiply" Psalm 127:3 "children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward"

Unfortunately sluts and whores like to ignore God and seduce innocent boys into premarital sex. I hope my clear and indisputable scientific proof that condoms cause AIDS and pregnancy will keep even those filthy whores from using those nasty condoms.

Condoms do not prevent pregnancy!
There are many reasons why condoms do not prevent pregnancy:

• Unless you have a very small tallywhacker, condoms usually break during sex.
• Condoms have small pores allowing the man's seed to pass trough.
• Condoms are transparent allowing the man's seed to see the most optimal route through the woman's naughty parts.
• Condoms have legal disclaimers stating they do not prevent pregnancy.
• The more times a condom is used, the more seed will be collected in the condom thereby increasing the chance of a pregnancy.

Most condoms are sabotaged on purpose:


Condoms cause AIDS!
AIDS didn't surface before condoms became common! Condoms became popular in the 50s, AIDS was first identified in the 50s. The more popular condoms have become over the years, the more people got AIDS. This graph clearly shows that the more people use condoms, the more people get AIDS:


The younger people are, the higher the chance they get AIDS. The younger people are, the more likely it is they are using condoms. Again, this is no coincidence:


So as this indisputable scientific proof makes clear, condoms cause AIDS!

I completely fail to see why people over 40 would need to have sex, but I suppose that is a subject for a different article.

[Dutch Girl]

Are you out of your mind!?

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

[clownbaby]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

Are you out of your mind!?

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

Exactly.

Enjoy the shitstorm they're about to pull on you though!

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by clownbaby

Exactly.

Enjoy the shitstorm they're about to pull on you though!

Chance on still contracting AIDS while using a condom - 20%

Chance of contracting AIDS when not having sex - 0%

Which sounds safer?

[darkdonkey]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

Chance on still contracting AIDS while using a condom - 20%

Chance of contracting AIDS when not having sex - 0%

Which sounds safer?

What if you get some infected blood into your blood stream?

Chance of contracting AIDS when not having sex isn't quite 0%

[villainy]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

Chance on still contracting AIDS while using a condom - 20%

Chance of contracting AIDS when not having sex - 0%

Which sounds safer?

Actually, aids can be contracted by any exchange of bodily fluid, be it blood donation, kissing, anything to do with the body and it's excretions. meaning that AIDS can be contracted by anyone, anytime, regardless of weather or not theyve ever had sex.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by villainy

Actually, aids can be contracted by any exchange of bodily fluid, be it blood donation, kissing, anything to do with the body and it's excretions. meaning that AIDS can be contracted by anyone, anytime, regardless of weather or not theyve ever had sex.

Actually, the AIDS is spread the same way that all diseases are spread: BY JESUS!

You see, when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you.

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

[The Proud Atheist Fool]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

Chance on still contracting AIDS while using a condom - 20%

Chance of contracting AIDS when not having sex - 0%

Which sounds safer?

Both of those figures are incorrect, there are a number of OTHER WAYS to contract aids, other than sex.

"This isn't a problem, as I would never marry a faggot."

There is no reason why Homosexuals should carry HIV/AIDS more than a heterosexual.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by The Proud Atheist

Both of those figures are incorrect, there are a number of OTHER WAYS to contract aids, other than sex.

Yes, like blood transfusions and attending Atheist conventions. But having sex is the most common cause for AIDS.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

Are you out of your mind!?

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

If Condoms prevent pregnancy, why do you hate children? Why do you want to stop people from being able to have children?

What kind of femnazi garbage is this?

[Master Gordon]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

Are you out of your mind!?

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

You should not be having sex unless you are married to the person and you intend to bring forth children into the world. In any circumstances other that you are being an abomination unto the Lord your God.

[clownbaby]

Exactly everything you said was completely wrong.

First of all, correlation is not causation. That is, just because there is a relationship between two variables does not mean that one causes the other. For instance, if there is a relationship between A and B then it might be the case that A causes B, B causes A, or there is a third unknown variable which is causing the correlation.

Secondly, you are reading the graph wrong. Low percentage of condom use implies a higher likelihood of contracting HIV since you are only using a condom 15% of the time, leaving you at risk 85% of the time.

Also, this is incredibly hypocritical of you! In every other thread here, you people bash true science and now you are misconstruing it for your own purposes? That's a load of bullshit right there.

I lol'd so hard when you said

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

• The more times a condom is used, the more seed will be collected in the condom thereby increasing the chance of a pregnancy.

Why would you EVER use the same condom!!

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by clownbaby

Also, this is incredibly hypocritical of you! In every other thread here, you people bash true science and now you are misconstruing it for your own purposes? That's a load of bullshit right there.

We have no problem with TRUE science. It is the science of the world that is completely false.


1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane [and] vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Why would you EVER use the same condom!!

He wouldn't. A good man like Brother COM would never even touch a disease-ridden condom.

Ignorant people like yourself should be ashamed at how you are destroying the world and killings millions of people.

[clownbaby]

Heathen_Basher, by TRUE science, I mean the science that is taught at universities and other recognized institution, not stories from the bible.

Also, why did you give me an infraction for my last post? I was explaining that correlation is not causation.

Let's say, hypothetically, that there was a correlation reading and heart disease. I.e. suppose we found data which showed that people who read more also had a great chance a heart disease and vice versa. It would be completely illogical to claim that reading caused heart disease! Clearly, there have to be other factors involved if we had this sort of relationship.

The same is true of the graphs that COM showed us. You cannot say that condoms CAUSE HIV, it just doesn't make sense.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Originally Posted by clownbaby

Exactly everything you said was completely wrong.

First of all, correlation is not causation. That is, just because there is a relationship between two variables does not mean that one causes the other. For instance, if there is a relationship between A and B then it might be the case that A causes B, B causes A, or there is a third unknown variable which is causing the correlation.

Secondly, you are reading the graph wrong. Low percentage of condom use implies a higher likelihood of contracting HIV since you are only using a condom 15% of the time, leaving you at risk 85% of the time.

Also, this is incredibly hypocritical of you! In every other thread here, you people bash true science and now you are misconstruing it for your own purposes? That's a load of bullshit right there.

I lol'd so hard when you said

Why would you EVER use the same condom!!

Why do you hate babies and why on earth would you wish AIDS on everybody??

Oh, and watch your language, the Lord does not approve of cussin'.

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

Are you out of your mind!?

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

And YOU!!! Does your husband know that you're on the internets? I do not think so, so you should get down on your knees, open up your mouth to loudly praise your husband, swallow all the goodwill and love that he puts forth, and beg forgiveness for your whorish and slutty ways.

[gayman]

GOD DOESN'T EXIST HE NEVER DID. This GOD and bible is some bullshit you retarded christians came up with for a long time ago soo you wouldn't think that you would die and all would go BLACK. But Christians when you DIE all will go black if you are a bad or a good man. Everything will be BLACK and you will be dead forever and no hell or heaven. Live with it maniacs.

[diablo666]

master gordon, it says you bribed people to get your reputation points. you're going to hell

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by diablo666

master gordon, it says you bribed people to get your reputation points. you're going to hell

If you cannot provide scripture to support your views, how do you expect anyone to listen to you?

[ImIous]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

Are you out of your mind!?

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

Nouja niet echt pregnancy he

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by ImIous

Nouja niet echt pregnancy he

What sort of gobbledygook is this supposed to be? We speak God's Favorite Language, American, on this board, boy.