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Hey all -
09-28-2015, 03:23 PM
I am ph0enix
I found the truth
My favorite bible verse is "homosexuality is an abomination' (i read it to my kids every night so they dont become queer"
also i was born on the evil day of Halloween so prayers during that cursed day would help out and keep me from the evils.
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Re: Hey all -
09-28-2015, 03:50 PM
Welcome then, Phoenix. I pray that you will expand your introduction, as it is somewhat sparse. Tell us how you found Jesus. In fact, tell us everything, omitting no details, no matter how dreadful. Also, I have noticed some promiscuous capitalizations in your writing. This is often evidence of a Negroe from Nigeria. Are you a Hamite?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hey all -
09-28-2015, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Welcome then, Phoenix. I pray that you will expand your introduction, as it is somewhat sparse. Tell us how you found Jesus. In fact, tell us everything, omitting no details, no matter how dreadful. Also, I have noticed some promiscuous capitalizations in your writing. This is often evidence of a Negroe from Nigeria. Are you a Hamite?
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I was born into a family who worshiped god, Natural selection at it's finest. Then I found the landoverbaptist Church on the thread "god hates Asexuals"... so I did the Godly thing and beat my asexual brother until he promised to get married
And yes when I was little I was kidnapped.... er adopted to a family in Negroe but I have escaped to my true family
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Re: Hey all -
09-28-2015, 04:16 PM
Can we assume that you are a former Negroe then?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hey all -
09-28-2015, 04:21 PM
Yes you may
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09-28-2015, 05:43 PM
I am also proud to say that i voted supporting all pro life laws
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09-28-2015, 07:00 PM
Welcome friend!
Tell me, as an Ex-nigra, what are you doing to stop this terrible trend of 'black lives matter'? They procreate like rats on a ship and when they shoot one another , they tend to leave dozens of little black droppings at scores of teen nigress homes.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: Hey all -
09-28-2015, 09:14 PM
Welcome to God's favorite forums, ph0enix! I just know Jesus has led you here as part of His Holy Plan for you! Praise GOD!
You say you read Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 to your children? That's wonderful! Tell us more about your children. Boys, I hope! If so, how old are they? Are they tall? Do they like to go camping?
If you've been cursed with gurls, have faith that they can be fixed. With TruePrayer™ and sufficient tithing, your daughters can be healed into sons!
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Re: Hey all -
09-29-2015, 01:39 AM
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Welcome friend!
Tell me, as an Ex-nigra, what are you doing to stop this terrible trend of 'black lives matter'? They procreate like rats on a ship and when they shoot one another , they tend to leave dozens of little black droppings at scores of teen nigress homes.
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well i am telling those negro people that all lives matter and that they are not special
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09-29-2015, 01:45 AM
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Welcome to God's favorite forums, ph0enix! I just know Jesus has led you here as part of His Holy Plan for you! Praise GOD!
You say you read Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 to your children? That's wonderful! Tell us more about your children. Boys, I hope! If so, how old are they? Are they tall? Do they like to go camping?
If you've been cursed with gurls, have faith that they can be fixed. With TruePrayer™ and sufficient tithing, your daughters can be healed into sons!
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I was blessed with 2 boys (thank god) they are 14 and 8 My 14 year old is tall and my 8 year old is yet to get his growth spurt
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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09-29-2015, 02:09 AM
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I was blessed with 2 boys (thank god) they are 14 and 8 My 14 year old is tall and my 8 year old is yet to get his growth spurt
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Oh, how wonderful! I'm praying for them now and I just know your 8 year old is going to have a HUGE spurt in the name of Jesus someday! The Lord is telling me it's going to happen about the time he turns 13 and it's going to surprise everyone watching! Hallelujah!
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09-29-2015, 01:24 PM
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Oh, how wonderful! I'm praying for them now and I just know your 8 year old is going to have a HUGE spurt in the name of Jesus someday! The Lord is telling me it's going to happen about the time he turns 13 and it's going to surprise everyone watching! Hallelujah!
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Thank You, God bless you!
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