[Cranky Old Man]

Every day you meet someone who annoys you. Either by drinking that horrible Starbucks excuse for coffee, talking to you without quoting proper Holy scripture from the Bible or by wearing slutty clothes God clearly forbade.

Unfortunately in 2011 people no longer respect each other. Not their elders, not their parents, not their Pastor, not their teachers, not the police, not their boss. Everyone just does whatever they want as if there is no tomorrow. No wonder almost everyone will go to Hell while almost no one will go to Heaven. Matthew 7:13-14 "few there be that find it".

It is clear that we have to fix this. We have to make sure more people go to Heaven, as demanded by God: 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

Fortunately, as always, the answer is in the Holy Bible. Revelation 2:23 "And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works." Here, God teaches us that the proper way to motivate people to stop annoying us, is to kill their children! An excellent solution that somehow gets overlooked by most people.

For all those Atheists polluting our forum with their presence, who are incapable of reading posts containing more than 3 letters, I also have a retard proof picture describing Revelation 2:23:


Clearly this woman has learned her lesson and she will stop annoying people. As always God's wisdom in these things is infinite! Ephesians 3:10 "To the intent that now unto the principalities and powers in heavenly places might be known by the church the manifold wisdom of God"

Praise The LORD!

[The Bright Beast]

Such an accurate interpretation! Is there anything GOD suggests to use eliminate those children of satan forever?

[BelieverInGod]

Wow, I knew my kids were exuberant......

I'll make sure they never play by your house again.

[HAND OF GOD]

I love the lord,I go to church,and in no way shape or form dose he tell us too kill children.You are a sick and twisted man,you take the words of God and twist them,you need help,I know God dose not like people like you speaking theses lies.You are going to hell,and there is no slowing you down.Tell the devil I said hi

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by HAND OF GOD

I love the lord,I go to church,and in no way shape or form dose he tell us too kill children

You clearly never bothered to actually read the Holy Bible. You do not love God! You will burn in Hell for all eternity for ignoring God's Holy word!

There are many cases in which God commands us to kill children! The one I used in first post of this thread is just one of those many. Allow me to show you another one: 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

Another one, which applies to children as well: Leviticus 24:16 "And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death."

Another one in which God explicitly commands us to kill disobedient children: Deuteronomy 21:18-21 "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."

Feel free to explain how I am "twisting" God's word here...

[WinnerNotSinner]

Amen, brother Cranky.

Let us also not forget that sometimes the LORD cannot be bothered to wait for someone else to kill the children, and blesses us True Christians™ with some holy intervention.

2 Kings 2:23-24
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

I really hate the liberal politically correct society we live in . If the LORD says to kill peoples children, and He does it Himself, then why is it against the law?!

[Jack O'fagan]

God would directly kill children that today's society would see as totally innocent.

Exodus 11, 4And Moses said, Thus saith the LORD, About midnight will I go out into the midst of Egypt: 5And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts.
6And there shall be a great cry throughout all the land of Egypt, such as there was none like it, nor shall be like it any more.


So even the babies of slaves were killed by God. They could not have known what was going on or could not have changed events. But God did it so the mass slaughter of the babies must have been correct.



Praise Him!



Jack

[POKEMONAREMYGODS]

>implying god exists

[King Herod]

I agree with this, and Im an atheist, Children should be raped and skinned alive, like rabbits, they are nothing society should be producing, the bible says all those who talk back should be took to tha outskirts of town and stoned, but I think that is a far easy punishment for tha way our kids act today . God has done far worse things, and could of easily gave a harsher sentence, Ive been hit with rocks before and it aint so bad... They should be raped By tha lovers of Oholibah .. I heard they pack some major Junk

[Nobar King]

Dear Brother COM,
Can you please forward this message to the mother of these children? It would be a shame if they were to meet an untimely fate without any type of warning.

[King Herod]

she has a warning, anyone who has read a bible, knows the rules.

[matt0707]

Cranky, you have to be the most sick twisted old man i've ever seen in my entire life. You can come back and quote bible verses at me all day, i really don't give a shit, i'm not afraid of 'burning in hell for all of eternity', im not afraid of being 'smitten by the almighty god', and your entire religion is a way to control the weak minded such as yourself. You're a pathetic sheep, you follow what was taught to you by your parents or whoever taught you what you know.

Why not instead of following a book written by a bunch of farmer scrubs, why don't you open up a biology book and take a look. Do you realize you're being made into a piffleing JOKE over the entire internet? I found a link to this thread from a runescape botting website, then on facebook. People are finding your threads, reading them, literally pissing their pants laughing at your downright ignorance and stupidity, then posting your stuff for everyone to read.

Oh and in you're other thread you claim that DNA is a myth? That...That is just incredible. The limits of your ignorance are immeasurable.

Now just to clarify - clearly im 100% atheist, but that doesn't mean i condemn religion all together. I believe religion is definitely a great thing to live by depending on what you follow (obviously), it has an incredible basis for tolerance and acceptance of others, and is, in my opinion, a great thing to teach kids when preparing them for starting school etc. Religion teaches good morals more times than not, and its the small few like YOU who deliberately misinterpret the books of the bible so you can murder children and impregnate your daughter and not feel guilty about it.

You're a disgusting excuse for a human being, and here's where atheism comes into play. We make our own rules, we're not afraid of some god smiting us down, we're not afraid of fake rules or commandments, and we sure as hell don't follow them. If i ever meet you face to face, ill smash your head into the ground repeatedly until there's nothing left but a headless piffleing corpse. And you know why? Because i know there is no god, and no hell. And i know deep down inside that with people like you trying to make these interpretations out of the bible and posting them publicly, the world is definitely a worse off place.

BAN THIS ACCOUNT PLEASE SO I NEVER COME BACK TO THIS piffleED UP FORUM WITH SICK TWISTED ASS HOLES LIKE THIS DIRTY OLD MAN.

And my apologies to anyone offended in this post apart from the freak im directing it at. I don't mean to disrespect any religion, but well...If you're not twisted you'll understand where im coming from, but anyone who has ANY sort of empathy for that freak can rot in hell with him.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by matt0707

... Now just to clarify - clearly im 100% atheist ... If i ever meet you face to face, ill smash your head into the ground repeatedly until there's nothing left but a headless piffleing corpse. ...

Thank you for showing to everyone visiting this forum how evil atheists are! Let this be a warning to innocent Christian children everywhere! And death threats are illegal, so you have been reported to the DoF and the FBI. The next knock on your door could be them.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan

Exodus 11, 4And Moses said, Thus saith the LORD, About midnight will I go out into the midst of Egypt: 5And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts.

Thank you for your post, which helps me to understand Matthew 24:41 especially in the light of educated Dr. Luke's more technical description Luke 17:35

It would seem that those babies' deaths did change events, perhaps not immediately, perhaps indirectly:

EXODUS 12 29-30 33 35-38
29 And it came to passe that at midnight the Lord smote all the first borne in the land of Egypt, from the first borne of Pharaoh that sate on his throne, vnto the first borne of the captiue that was in the dungeon, and all the first borne of cattell.
30 And Pharaoh rose vp in the night, hee and all his seruants, and all the Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt: for there was not a house, where there was not one dead.

33 And the Egyptians were vrgent vpon the people that they might send them out of the land in haste: for they said, We be all dead men.

35 And the children of Israel did according to the word of Moses: and they borrowed of the Egyptians iewels of siluer, and iewels of gold, and raiment.
36 And the Lord gaue the people fauour in the sight of the Egyptians, so that they lent vnto them such things as they required: and they spoiled the Egyptians.
37 And the children of Israel iourneyed from Rameses to Succoth, about sixe hundred thousand on foote that were men, beside children.
38 And a mixed multitude went vp also with them, and flocks and heards, euen very much cattell.
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[wait_what]

Originally Posted by matt0707

BAN THIS ACCOUNT PLEASE SO I NEVER COME BACK TO THIS piffleED UP FORUM WITH SICK TWISTED ASS HOLES LIKE THIS DIRTY OLD MAN.

Because Atheism has taken your self control from you, and now you can't stop yourself from logging in? I suggest you just disconnect your internet then.

Also, you mentioned you came here from a runescape botting site? I wouldn't advertise that I played runsecape, nor would I advertise that I am so obsessed with gaming that I would be willing to bot.

Lastly,

Joshua 6:21

And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.

Didn't God kill Job's children?

Job 1:18-19

18 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother’s house:

19 And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.


Isaiah 14:21

Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.

Hosea 9:11-16

11As for Ephraim, their glory shall fly away like a bird, from the birth, and from the womb, and from the conception.

12Though they bring up their children, yet will I bereave them, that there shall not be a man left: yea, woe also to them when I depart from them!

13Ephraim, as I saw Tyrus, is planted in a pleasant place: but Ephraim shall bring forth his children to the murderer.

14Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts.

15All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

16Ephraim is smitten, their root is dried up, they shall bear no fruit: yea, though they bring forth, yet will I slay even the beloved fruit of their womb.

Ezekiel 9:5-7

5And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity:

6Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house.

7And he said unto them, Defile the house, and fill the courts with the slain: go ye forth. And they went forth, and slew in the city.

Isaiah 13:15-18

15Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.

16Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.

17Behold, I will stir up the Medes against them, which shall not regard silver; and as for gold, they shall not delight in it.

18Their bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children.


Pretty sure God made it clear that killing children sent the message He wanted.

[matt0707]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Thank you for showing to everyone visiting this forum how evil atheists are! Let this be a warning to innocent Christian children everywhere! And death threats are illegal, so you have been reported to the DoF and the FBI. The next knock on your door could be them.

So is having sex with your daughter you piffleing freak. You're trying to tell me that i've just proven how evil atheists are when you're last couple of threads have been about how god has tried to tell us its ok to have sex with our daughters and murder peoples children. And the atheists are evil? You're piffleing backwards mate, a downright backwards hill billy incestuous country hick.

Seriously, put a piffleing bullet in your head you maggot.

[wait_what]

Originally Posted by matt0707

So is having sex with your daughter you piffleing freak. You're trying to tell me that i've just proven how evil atheists are when you're last couple of threads have been about how god has tried to tell us its ok to have sex with our daughters and murder peoples children. And the atheists are evil? You're piffleing backwards mate, a downright backwards hill billy incestuous country hick.

Seriously, put a piffleing bullet in your head you maggot.

Apparently you do lack the self control.

There is nothing that Cranky Old Man has said that isn't in the Bible. Don't be angry at the word of God. Be angry with yourself for your sin.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by matt0707

So is having sex with your daughter you piffleing freak. You're trying to tell me that i've just proven how evil atheists are when you're last couple of threads have been about how god has tried to tell us its ok to have sex with our daughters and murder peoples children. And the atheists are evil?

### ad hom. attack deleted ###

The evil of atheism is well demonstrated by its explicit rejection of God's Law.

[Pure_Angel]

I guess the gender of the child matters? For example, first warning, or only a minor defense, a daughter goes and second warning, or major defense, a son gets killed and at the third time the oldest son gets killed?

Oh my, my head hurts from thinking that much, I thank God that my father will be dealing with that next time someone in our town does anything wrong and not I!

[True talk]

I agree I kill annoying people and there children everyday, well until Satan turned off my PSN.

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