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Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-15-2009, 11:09 PM
My son, Jacob Gambee, last month started hanging out with a few girlish boys at school, and started using a fruity kind of voice. I'm concerned his going to become a raging homosexual. I know the lord is against such things, so please pray for my son that he doesn't choose the way of the devil.
Look how bad he's become:
Please, I fear there is little hope for my boy!
Don't be drunk with wine, because that will ruin your life.
Instead, let the Holy Spirit fill and control you.
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-16-2009, 12:27 AM
It looks to me like your little boy would be a great candidate for Landover Baptist's Vacation Bible Gun Camp for Sissy Boys. Sign up today, we don't have many openings left.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-16-2009, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Leslie Gambee
Look how bad he's become:
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I agree but I can't quite see why you have brought him out in public - parading your shame is no way to go about things.
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-17-2009, 01:31 AM
Hopefully it's not too late to save your young one. Best of luck , my prayers are with you.
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-17-2009, 01:44 AM
He Looks like a Nice Boy But You Should Not Let Him Hang Out with Those Homosexuals Anymore I'll Be Praying For Him I wish you the Best with Everything!
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-19-2009, 05:51 PM
Oh my Brother Gambee, this is indeed distressing! I do hope you can nab a place in Pastor Ezekiel's wonderful camp, that'll fix him straight. My boys had gone to a similar camp- The Westboro Baptist Vacation Bible School- and are all now all as straight as the sides of the lovely signs they got to hold up all summer long.
My prayers are with you!
Sister Bernadette
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-19-2009, 07:38 PM
5 leeches popped in the front of his under pants continually for 2 weeks should resolve his homosexual tendancies
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-19-2009, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by choccy star
5 leeches popped in the front of his under pants continually for 2 weeks should resolve his homosexual tendancies
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A good old folk remedy!
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-19-2009, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Bernadette Cassidy
Oh my Brother Gambee, this is indeed distressing! I do hope you can nab a place in Pastor Ezekiel's wonderful camp, that'll fix him straight. My boys had gone to a similar camp- The Westboro Baptist Vacation Bible School- and are all now all as straight as the sides of the lovely signs they got to hold up all summer long.
My prayers are with you!
Sister Bernadette
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Well Hallelujah, sister Bernadette! That camp is right in my back yard! I've spent many a long, pleasant afternoon watching the boys closely as they learn all the things that make them real boys. They make signs in crafts class, go swimming (it's only boys so they go skinny-dipping in a secluded spot that I can see from my bathroom window), they go to church, and best of all, they are disciplined mightily with a cane on their bare bottoms! Oh what great men of the Lord they will turn out to be!
In Christ,
Warren
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-19-2009, 09:40 PM
If Sissy Boy camp doesn't work out you can always stone him.
Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version)
13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
06-19-2009, 10:04 PM
Oh this truly is shameful. A person who attended my school started off as your son has. I dare not speak of the acts I now know him to commit. The gay must be beaten out of him before it's too late. Good luck and be sure to keep us updated with your efforts.
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Re: Pray for my son, Jacob Gambee -
07-01-2009, 04:19 PM
I will pray for your son Sir, but I also believe you need to take action with the young man.
I believe the Sissy Boy Camp to be one suggestion that you ought to give serious thought to.
When a growing boy myself, I always had a healthy interest in sport. My younger brother however was not one to spill his blood on the rugby field and developed a more artistic persuasion, going so far as to join the dramatic society at school and mix with the type that saw nothing wrong with prancing on stage in make-up dressed as woman.
You can imagine the shame and horror my father felt, though he was not a man to stand by whilst a son of his went queer. He took us boys hunting. Riding a horse through the English countryside in pursuit of a fox, seeing the dogs tear the fox to pieces and blooding my brother and I gave my brother a pursuit he enjoyed, even relished. One that appalled the artistic types he mixed with. I am saddened that queers and communists have now banned this activity in my nation. I much admire American hunting and the wide range of guns used and quarry hunted. A sport of gentlemen.
My brother grew to be a man, married and was thus saved from the ignominy of becoming a hairdresser and living with a man called “Maurice”, which otherwise would have been his fate. When he sadly died it was at least in the arms of 3 ladies of the night in Amsterdam that he was attempting to save, and not with a penis in his arse.
Take your boy hunting, make a man of him.
"For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is
Jealous, is a jealous God"
Exodus C34 P14
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