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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 05-31-2008, 03:18 AM

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If you can show us where it says the earth is round in the Holy Bible, then we can call it "case closed."

I'm not sure why you'd expect us to take the rantings of a self-confessed retard over the Word of God.
Disclose the information on how I am a self-confessed retard? I are the reason my name is retardo. If thats what you're referencing to, get back in the kitchen and make your boyfriend some more waffles you fag.

Now, onto the subject of the earth being round.

Back in the time when Jesus was alive, they had not the technology to prove the earth was round, and what was god to accomplish by telling the habitants of the earth that it was. It's one of gods many surprises he had in store for mankind, he wanted to see the delight on our faces when we discovered the earth was round, I mean the big man up there has to have a little enjoyment right? Cause hes got you liars prancing on his earth spreading false tales and misinterpreting the bible.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 05-31-2008, 03:36 AM

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 05-31-2008, 03:48 AM

See this is the problem i have with you arrogant fools.

I prove you wrong, you demean me.

Monkey worshiper? I attend a christian church every sunday, thank you very much. I do not believe in evolution. But all of the sudden, with simple logic, i prove you wrong, that the earth is in fact flat, and instead of being man enough to admit you were wrong, you become a bully, and demean me. Swinging the trees with my mommy? What are you 5?

Get a life you antagonist. You're going to be the reason your people in your church are going to be condemned to hell.

People like you make me sick.

If i had a lead pipe and i was in front if you I would bash your kneecaps in your worthless piece of slime. You haunt this earth with your absolutely disgusting comments, and your arrogance to try and perfect other people's lives.

I swear if i ever see you in real life, you'll regret the day you came out of that hell hole that is your mother's vagina.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 05-31-2008, 04:12 AM

Thank you, demon.

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 05-31-2008, 04:46 AM

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Uh-oh, the latino is angry.


He's got a Latin temper i tell you.
That wasn't racist or xenophobic at all! Is there such thing as a Latino temper?

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See this is the problem i have with you arrogant fools.

I prove you wrong, you demean me.
You haven't proved us wrong with your blabbering, and just assuming you have in your small head won't do, you arrogant twit, who takes great pride in knowing that uno means one.

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Monkey worshiper? I attend a christian church every sunday, thank you very much. I do not believe in evolution.
Good! Because evilution makes as much Biblical and scientific sense as a round earth...
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But all of the sudden, with simple logic, i prove you wrong, that the earth is in fact flat, and instead of being man enough to admit you were wrong, you become a bully, and demean me.
The Pastor wasn't wrong at all, he has the Bible to back him up, what do you have? Just rambling and non sense, and science, falsely so called.

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Get a life you antagonist.
Says the guy that comes into OUR (and GOD's favourite) Forum to antagonise us... give me a break, and by the way, do you even know what antagonist mean?
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You're going to be the reason your people in your church are going to be condemned to hell.
We follow the Bible, you just hand-pick what you choose to believe, who will go to Hell?

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People like you make me sick.
Ditto.

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If i had a lead pipe and i was in front if you I would bash your kneecaps in your worthless piece of slime.
How Christian™ of you...
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You haunt this earth with your absolutely disgusting comments, and your arrogance to try and perfect other people's lives.
again, ditto...

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utter blasphemy showing poor education
Hope you enjoy hell...


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 05-31-2008, 09:50 AM

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Disclose the information on how I am a self-confessed retard? I are the reason my name is retardo. If thats what you're referencing to, get back in the kitchen and make your boyfriend some more waffles you fag.
Pastor Zeke is not a homo. There's never even been a hint of homoism about him. Not getting your facts straight before you insult someone, now that's retarded, you homo.

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Back in the time when Jesus was alive, they had not the technology to prove the earth was round, and what was god to accomplish by telling the habitants of the earth that it was.
The ancient Greek scientist Eratosthenes found that, on the longest day of each year, the Sun shone directly down a well in the city of Syrene. On the same day, it cast a shadow in Alexandria. He attributed this to a spherical Earth. He died 200 years before Christ was born.

Of course, Eratosthenes was wrong about why this happened (in fact it's because the Sun is much nearer to one point than the other as it moves about on the firmament of Heaven). Nevertheless, if the Earth had been a spherical object and the Sun quite distant, then the only technology that would have been required to prove that the Earth was in fact round would have been a water well. Last time I checked, those were around long before the time of Jesus.

Oh, and don't think you can fool us with your photoshopped images. Nice try, but you'll need to come up with something a lot more persuasive than that if you want to convince people that the Earth is not flat.

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Cause hes got you liars prancing on his earth spreading false tales and misinterpreting the bible.
If we have misinterpreted any verse in the Bible, tell us what it is and what the correct interpretation is, and we will be happy to show you why we are right and you are wrong. Just levelling an accusation like that without proof, or even citing an example, is reprehensible.

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I prove you wrong, you demean me.
You go around threatening to take out someone's kneecaps because he has a different religious beliefs, and yet you say that we demean you? You demean yourself, you sorry, petty little man.

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Monkey worshiper? I attend a christian church every sunday, thank you very much. I do not believe in evolution.
Is your church a Bible-believing, full-immersion baptizing church? I didn't think so.

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Get a life you antagonist.
You mean the kind of life where we go into other people's church forums and argue with them about whether the Earth is round? That desn't sound like a very fulfilling life to me.

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You're going to be the reason your people in your church are going to be condemned to hell.
Only small, petty people wish others to be damned to Hell.

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People like you make me sick.
Hey, you came into our forum to argue with us, not the other way around. Do you like being sick?

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If i had a lead pipe and i was in front if you I would bash your kneecaps in your worthless piece of slime.
So you think violence is the solution? Is that what your church teaches? Because our church teaches the words of Jesus:

I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you, Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you. And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other. Luke 6:27-29

You're no Christian, that's for sure.

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I swear if i ever see you in real life, you'll regret the day you came out of that hell hole that is your mother's vagina.
Well, that's a very Christian thing to say, Mr. I go to church every Sunday. Since we've got your IP address logged, I may just take a roadtrip to visit you. And I won't need a lead pipe to kick your ass.



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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 05-31-2008, 09:18 PM

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[...] You can also observe, with binoculars, ships slowly 'sinking' below the horizon as it sails farther and farther out to the ocean, then watch them come back. They certainly didn't fall off the edge of the earth! You can also sail or fly around the world.

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The “mast before the hull” theory has long been debunked. Indeed, in a glaring discrepancy and without realizing he had done it, Einstein agreed that light waves were affected by gravity.

Although “gravity” is never mentioned in the Bible and things just go from high to low naturally, we can see that the light from a higher point takes longer to reach the ground than from a low point.

Thus we know that the light from the top of a mast will take longer to fall to earth than that from the hull – hence we have the True Christian™ explanation.





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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-07-2008, 03:30 AM

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It can also be explained with a little common sense that the Lord would never shape our Earth as the same shape of something that dangles from the male rude bits.
As a Medical Student, and a male myself, I do believe male genitalia are oval, not a sphere.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-07-2008, 04:17 AM

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As a Medical Student, and a male myself, I do believe male genitalia are oval, not a sphere.
And you, a medical student, only believe as much? You don't know? Are yours THAT small?
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As a Medical Student, and a male myself, I do believe male genitalia are oval, not a sphere.
We have no doubt that you've seen way more than your fair share of male genitalia.



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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-28-2008, 09:26 AM

The Earth is round. No question.
You people are insane. The Earth is shaped like a sphere! a ball! round!
There is no possible way that the Earth is flat.
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The Earth is round. No question.
You people are insane. The Earth is shaped like a sphere! a ball! round!
There is no possible way that the Earth is flat.
Round. Right. Ball. You convinced me. Sure.

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-28-2008, 11:12 AM

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Round. Right. Ball. You convinced me. Sure.

Does God throw the earth through a hoop from time to time?
Seems like I'm dumber than duckturds.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-28-2008, 11:45 AM

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The Earth is round. No question.
You people are insane. The Earth is shaped like a sphere! a ball! round!
There is no possible way that the Earth is flat.
So I bet you believe ANYTHING a person in a white lab coat tells you huh, I bet you belief in giant FLYING ANCIENT firebreathing LIZARDS too!!

It is like the lab coated men are making fun of you with dinosaurs, yet you still believe them!
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-28-2008, 10:22 PM

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So I bet you believe ANYTHING a person in a white lab coat tells you huh, I bet you belief in giant FLYING ANCIENT firebreathing LIZARDS too!!
If the scientists said they existed, Centeniel probably would believe in them, since he doesn't seem to be all that interested in discussing the evidence (or lack thereof) underlying his beliefs. Flying firebreathing lizards? What a ridiculous concept!



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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2008, 09:51 PM

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How would it be dark if the earth was round friend? Light bends from gravity so the light would bend around a round earth making day all the time.
There isn't a such thing as gravity anyway it is simply not biblical.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2008, 10:32 PM

Don't be daft. Those verses are clearly metaphorical. How come the participants in the round the world yacht race haven't fallen off the edge yet?

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Did it 12 years ago, when I was much younger and fitter

Puh-lease!!! Get an education!!


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2008, 11:36 PM

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Puh-lease!!! Get an education!!
First things first -- are you insulting my education? I will have you know that I hold several advanced degrees, and have always been in the top 5 of my classes. I have studied at the best university in the world, and have written countless reports on various topics, always extremely well received. I will kindly ask you not to insult my knowledge and education.

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Don't be daft. Those verses are clearly metaphorical. How come the participants in the round the world yacht race haven't fallen off the edge yet?

http://www.clipperroundtheworld.com/

Did it 12 years ago, when I was much younger and fitter
Certainly you ended up back where you started, no one is questioning that (except for me--how can we be sure that you aren't a part of the conspiracy to undermine true science the world around?). It is certainly possible for one to walk unstoppingly and end up at the same location where they started. I don't understand what is so hard with understanding God's Word. He said it, it's true, end of story. Why do you have to look SO HARD to try to find something wrong? Relax, and the ride is so much better!


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 08-15-2008, 05:24 AM

The roundness of the Earth was not discovered in this century, using strabge gizmos and scientifical gadgets.

It was discovered quite some time ago by Eratostenes of Cirene, using no modern devices but simple logic. In fact this ancient greek estimated the equatorial perimeter of the Earth in 40,000 Km (in 240 B.C. !!!!) using just sticks and ropes, and measuring shadows.

Now we know it's 40,075.

He did a great job, and he didn't wear a white lab coat. He just used that amazing tool called : BRAIN.
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