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Default Quick Clarification. - 08-19-2010, 11:40 PM
Can I just ask, are you the same landover Baptist Church that runs http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ ?

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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-19-2010, 11:41 PM
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Can I just ask, are you the same landover Baptist Church that runs http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ ?
Why don't you click on their forum link and find out.

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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-19-2010, 11:46 PM
Just because they link to you doesn't mean they're affiliated. Could be an elaborate ploy by an Agent of Satan.

Thank you Billy Bob Jenkins. You have single-handedly made my day.

I'm actually feeling a little homer towards you now.

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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-19-2010, 11:54 PM
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Just because they link to you doesn't mean they're affiliated. Could be an elaborate ploy by an Agent of Satan.

Thank you Billy Bob Jenkins. You have single-handedly made my day.

I'm actually feeling a little homer towards you now.
It is not unusual for unsaved men to feel homosexually attracted towards an extraordinary male specimen like myself. I would say the majority of the unsaved trash that come on here are homosexually attracted to me. But you should never act on those urges, or touch yourself inappropriately. Such things will cause the baby Jesus to weep tears of blood. What you should do is take a Bible and strike yourself repeatedly in the groin area until your member softens and your testicles stop tingling. Then next time you are faced with a real man you are less likely to have these inappropriate urges.

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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-19-2010, 11:59 PM
Oh no, you misunderstand. Your masculinity isn't the reason for these urges. In fact, I hate masculine men. No, the reason is simply because you made me so incredibly happy, I'd want to attempt to make you happy too.

Unfortunately, I am a heathen and therefore incapable of thinking about anything but sex.

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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-20-2010, 12:03 AM
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Oh no, you misunderstand. Your masculinity isn't the reason for these urges. In fact, I hate masculine men. No, the reason is simply because you made me so incredibly happy, I'd want to attempt to make you happy too.

Unfortunately, I am a heathen and therefore incapable of thinking about anything but sex.
If you want me to feel good, why do you say things to disgust me?

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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-20-2010, 12:10 AM
you're right.

What would you rather I said?

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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-20-2010, 12:57 AM
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you're right.

What would you rather I said?
Thank you for helping me understand, I find that Christians are always willing to help.

That's what I would have said.
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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-20-2010, 01:08 AM
Then, on Mr Dewitt's advice, Thank you for helping me understand, Billy-bob Jenkins.

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Default Re: Quick Clarification. - 08-20-2010, 01:18 AM
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Then, on Mr Dewitt's advice, Thank you for helping me understand, Billy-bob Jenkins.
Now that I know you are a homosexual, it's just not the same. I can't believe anything you say. It's all motivated by a lust for anus.

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