[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Hello again Landover!

I bet you will be excited and pleased to know that I have been Baptized in the name of the Father, The Son, and of the Holy Ghost last Sabbath at church!

Taking the vows to spend my life serving Christ, studying the Bible and believing the Divinity of the writings of Ellen G. White was the most spiritually and mentally liberating moment of my life.

The water was freezing cold, but it's better than hellfire, amen?!

I have broken up with my girlfriend, as she refused to stop wearing jewelry or attend church with me. But that's just as well because now I have more time to devote to my church and God!

I have thrown all of the meat products out of my house and am beginning my life as a vegetarian. One of the ladies in my church said she could take my orders for soy foods when she orders in bulk for the rest of the church members, and only for a modest sum!

I know you're all very happy for me!

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by wiccanpriest

Hello again Landover!

I bet you will be excited and pleased to know that I have been Baptized in the name of the Father, The Son, and of the Holy Ghost last Sabbath at church!

Taking the vows to spend my life serving Christ, studying the Bible and believing the Divinity of the writings of Ellen G. White was the most spiritually and mentally liberating moment of my life.

The water was freezing cold, but it's better than hellfire, amen?!

I have broken up with my girlfriend, as she refused to stop wearing jewelry or attend church with me. But that's just as well because now I have more time to devote to my church and God!

I have thrown all of the meat products out of my house and am beginning my life as a vegetarian. One of the ladies in my church said she could take my orders for soy foods when she orders in bulk for the rest of the church members, and only for a modest sum!

I know you're all very happy for me!

You joined what church? Pfft enjoy hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by wiccanpriest

Hello again Landover!

I bet you will be excited and pleased to know that I have been Baptized in the name of the Father, The Son, and of the Holy Ghost last Sabbath at church!

Wonderful! Congratulations!

Taking the vows to spend my life serving Christ, studying the Bible and believing the Divinity of the writings of Ellen G. White was the most spiritually and mentally liberating moment of my life.

Hurray . . . Wait, what now? Ellen G. White?

I have broken up with my girlfriend, as she refused to stop wearing jewelry or attend church with me. But that's just as well because now I have more time to devote to my church and God!

Hurray! Good riddance to that harlot from Hell!

I have thrown all of the meat products out of my house and am beginning my life as a vegetarian. One of the ladies in my church said she could take my orders for soy foods when she orders in bulk for the rest of the church members, and only for a modest sum!

What's that? SOY? Are you trying to grow moobs, boy?

I'm torn, friend.

You seem to have realized that Jesus is the way, but then you've gone and joined a cult with a false prophet instead of sticking to God's Word. Why would you do that?

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

I am a member of the Seventh-Day Adventist church now!

We're God's remnant church, I'm not sure what that is, but we are it.

Also, could a mod change my name to something more fitting now? AdventistPrayerWarrior sounds good to me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by wiccanpriest

I am a member of the Seventh-Day Adventist church now!

We're God's remnant church, I'm not sure what that is, but we are it.

Also, could a mod change my name to something more fitting now? AdventistPrayerWarrior sounds good to me.

How about "Growin' Moobs, Goin' to Hell"?

At least with the Wicca nonsense you were openly rejecting God and rebelling against Him. Now, you're mocking Him by pretending to be Christian but really following White instead of Jesus.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Hurray . . . Wait, what now? Ellen G. White?

Ellen G. White was God's final prophet to the world. I'm still learning about her so of course I don't know very much yet.

But she lived in the late 1800s and penned thousands of pages detailing God's instructions to us regarding vegetarianism, the End Times, and even a birth-to-death biography of Jesus which HE dictated to her directly! It's amazing!

What's that? SOY? Are you trying to grow moobs, boy?

I'm torn, friend.

There's a soy alternative to all the meat you can think of, including unclean meats! I felt torn when I was shown the truth too, but then I realized how much sense it makes!

You seem to have realized that Jesus is the way, but then you've gone and joined a cult with a false prophet instead of sticking to God's Word. Why would you do that?

Jesus is the way yes, but there's more to living a Christlike lifestyle than they tell you in the Bible. God followed up his instructions to us with Sister White!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

Also, could a mod change my name to something more fitting now?

Done.

[Brother Temperance]

Did you know that SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

Taking the vows to spend my life serving Christ, studying the Bible and believing the Divinity of the writings of Ellen G. White was the most spiritually and mentally liberating moment of my life.

I have thrown all of the meat products out of my house and am beginning my life as a vegetarian. One of the ladies in my church said she could take my orders for soy foods when she orders in bulk for the rest of the church members, and only for a modest sum!

My deluded and mentally handicapped friend I am very concerned for your welfare and your reckless spiral into Hell-fire

Firstly it is neither normal nor Christian to be a so called "vegetarian".

God wants us to eat meat and that is why he gave us such a bountiful smorgasbord of life sustaining protein enriched delicious animals to harvest including Pork, Beef, Lamb, Venison, Chicken etc.

You will note that God made these animals to consume vegetable matter so as to grow, mature and ultimately adorn our propane Barbecues and dinner plates

I.e. Christians eat meat
I.e. Pigs, Cows,Sheep, Deer and Chickens etc. eat vegetables / grains to become meat for man - Simple really, even for you

Secondly what has Betty White got to do with the teachings of the Bible???

Please be advised my protein deprived friend that this amounts to little more than blasphemy
Ordinarily this would be an outrage but in view of your lack of meat consumption and your frequenting that coven of witches it is highly likely that you are afflicted with some type of mental illness and your subsequent delirium causes you to babble Satanic nonsense

To avoid Purgatory you should, without haste:

1.Denounce that whore Betty White and her Coven of Satan's disciples
2.Rediscover Jesus via reading the KJV1611
3.Recommence eating God's meat products immediately
4.Pray to Jesus for forgiveness for your disgusting blasphemy
5.Consult one of our Pastors about how Jesus wants you to become a True Christian™ and Saved™

I will pray for you......it is not too late

Warner S. Davidson

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Don't you know that 7th day adventists are a dangerous cult?

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Well I gotta tell you I am really disappointed in how I have been received.

I figured that you'd be HAPPY i left the dangers and delusions of Wicca to become a True Christian, but I guess I was wrong.

I'm not sure how I feel about the KJV 1611, I'm going to have to see if Steve Wohlberg or Doug Bachelor have any books regarding Bible versions.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

Well I gotta tell you I am really disappointed in how I have been received.

I figured that you'd be HAPPY i left the dangers and delusions of Wicca to become a True Christian, but I guess I was wrong.

I'm not sure how I feel about the KJV 1611, I'm going to have to see if Steve Wohlberg or Doug Bachelor have any books regarding Bible versions.

Your delirium continues...........You have left the dangers of Wicca to again become involved with the dangers of Wicca via the Betty White witches coven.

Find Jesus NOW and cease your dabbling in the Black Arts

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

Well I gotta tell you I am really disappointed in how I have been received.

I figured that you'd be HAPPY i left the dangers and delusions of Wicca to become a True Christian.

We would be happy, if that had happened. Trading one false path for another doesn't count for much.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

Well I gotta tell you I am really disappointed in how I have been received.

I figured that you'd be HAPPY i left the dangers and delusions of Wicca to become a True Christian, but I guess I was wrong.

I'm not sure how I feel about the KJV 1611, I'm going to have to see if Steve Wohlberg or Doug Bachelor have any books regarding Bible versions.

HAPPY that you want to become a True Christian™!

SAD and CONCERNED that you chose a bizarre vegetarian cult instead of Christianity.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Applying the term "Black Arts" to a Christian religion is offensive.

You may choose to ignore the truth I am presenting but to equate it with the witchcraft I was previously lost in is very extreme.

Because I am an open-minded person I decided to do some research based on what you're saying. I have concluded that Ellen White is even more correct than ever.

I too was concerned at first that she might be an imposter or agent of the devil, but the inquisitive mind will soon be put to ease with this objective look at the legitimacy of Mrs. White:

A true prophet’s predictions will “come to pass” (Jeremiah 28:9).

The fulfillments of this test in the ministry of Ellen are many, but one of the most startling may be the 1906 San Francisco/Oakland earthquake. Having received warnings of impending judgment upon the city for many years prior, she had her final and most detailed vision regarding its destruction on April 16, 1906. She saw houses “shaken like a reed in the wind” and buildings falling to the ground. “Pleasure resorts, theaters, hotels, and homes of the wealthy were shaken and shattered. Many lives were blotted out of existence, and the air was filled with the shrieks of the injured and the terrified. … It seemed that the forbearance of God was exhausted, and the judgment day had come.”

That's right, after years and years of warnings sent by God regarding the modern Sodom, San Francisco, God finally struck the evil city down to the ground. And guess who knew it was going to happen all along? Ellen G. White.

Nobody but an inspired messenger (I have been informed by my pastor we don't say "prophet") could have predicted an Earthquake in a city built atop a fault line.

A true prophet will glorify God rather than himself (John 16:13).
The central theme of Ellen’s writings was The Great Controversy between Christ and Satan. Her efforts were always aimed at bringing people to the matchless grace of Christ. Her famous Conflict of the Ages books begin and end with the phrase “God is love.” She said, “We must gather about the cross. Christ and Him crucified should be the theme of contemplation, of conversation, and of our most joyful emotion.” She added, “Make Christ first and last and best in everything.”

Few communicators of her caliber refrained from taking credit and glory for themselves. In spite of her great accomplishments, Ellen felt a perpetual sense of dependency upon God. Of public speaking, she said, “When I am about to speak to the people … I have such a sense of weakness that it seems like an impossibility to stand before the congregation.” She would then pray, “Jesus, I hang my helpless soul upon Thee; Thou will not suffer me to be brought into confusion.”

This is what proved it for me. Ellen White always took great strides to remind people how humbled she was to have been chosen -out of millions of possible messengers- by God to speak for HIM to the modern world. Clearly this was not about her.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

Applying the term "Black Arts" to a Christian religion is offensive.

Would you prefer it if we described your demonic witch cult as practising the African-American Arts or Ebonic Arts instead?

[David Micheal]

Originally Posted by Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless

Well I gotta tell you I am really disappointed in how I have been received.

I figured that you'd be HAPPY i left the dangers and delusions of Wicca to become a True Christian, but I guess I was wrong.

I'm not sure how I feel about the KJV 1611, I'm going to have to see if Steve Wohlberg or Doug Bachelor have any books regarding Bible versions.

It's wonderful that you want to be a True Christian but sadly you joined a cult instead, when you find your way out of the cult please try to join a real church instead of a cult of Satan.