Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Easter is About Jesus - Period!
Reload this Page are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?
Easter is About Jesus - Period! A seasonal forum where we celebrate the true meaning of Easter. No bunnies allowed!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
It's Pink! It's Pink! is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 45
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Australia (My ancestors weren't criminals, it's okay!)
It's Pink! is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.It's Pink! is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-25-2011, 12:01 AM

Okay hai everyone!! if u dont know who i am yet, Im PINK! v.v.v.v Christian!

but i have a problem.

have you ever heard of cadbury creme eggs??? I absolutely love them! theyre soft, and delicious, really yummy. I have them every year.

but the other day my pastor was talking about Easter being about jesus (and i know that (i love u JESUS!!!) but I hadnt thought about it) so I realized that maybe eating the eggs isnt worshipping Jesus??

But i rly lyk them... ._.

so what do i do? i tried reading the bible but i m lost and cant decide.


ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Mrs. Mary Whitford's Avatar
Mrs. Mary Whitford Mrs. Mary Whitford is offline
Ladies of Landover Senior VP
One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™

Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Platinum Tither Ribfest '07 True Christian Homemaker Ex-Mary Worshipper Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Friend of Jesus Most Obedient Mrs. Sarah Palin Lady of the Year 2010 Flat Earth Mission to Australia Mama Grizzly Persecuted Pro-Life The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Batman Shooting Survivor Guns, Guts and GLORY! Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer Home Schooled Jailed for JESUS Paula Deen Negro Support Group Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-25-2011, 12:37 AM

Chocolate eggs just don't seem... right. Besides which, your pastor is right. Easter is about Jesus and His temporary sacrifice for YOUR eternal soul.
Now if you were to melt the eggs down and form them into a chocolate cross, I'm sure that would be okay.


Posted via Prayer

1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Miss Cassandra's Avatar
Miss Cassandra Miss Cassandra is offline
Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
 

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Uppity Woman/Enabler

 
Posts: 367
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the woods, listening to the trees
Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Miss Cassandra is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-25-2011, 02:47 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by It's Pink! View Post
have you ever heard of cadbury creme eggs??? I absolutely love them! theyre soft, and delicious, really yummy. I have them every year.

but the other day my pastor was talking about Easter being about jesus (and i know that (i love u JESUS!!!) but I hadnt thought about it) so I realized that maybe eating the eggs isnt worshipping Jesus??

But i rly lyk them... ._.

so what do i do? i tried reading the bible but i m lost and cant decide.
I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.

Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:

Quote:
If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain.


An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
It's Pink! It's Pink! is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 45
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Australia (My ancestors weren't criminals, it's okay!)
It's Pink! is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.It's Pink! is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-25-2011, 08:39 AM

But mrs Whitford if u melt the eggs down the caramel center gets mushed up in d choclate!!!1 IDK how 2 make it a yummy cross!!!!!

N sorry cass but if i talk 2 u my dad will set me on fire sorreeeeeee!!!!!!111

(i cant b a witch anywai im not a lezbean LOL)
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Jedediah's Avatar
Jedediah Jedediah is offline
True Christian™ Creation Scientist
Fisher of Men
True Christian™

True Scientist™ Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Real American™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Ex-Gay Bronze Tither The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Jr. Pastor Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Christian Love One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ready for the Rapture Eats the Most Pork True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior TC Bravery Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus

 
Posts: 6,835
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 06:07 AM

When you eat these... eggs... do you eat them of faith?

Romans 14:23
And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.


We must always put Christ first in all that we do.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Mrs. Mary Whitford's Avatar
Mrs. Mary Whitford Mrs. Mary Whitford is offline
Ladies of Landover Senior VP
One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™

Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Platinum Tither Ribfest '07 True Christian Homemaker Ex-Mary Worshipper Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Friend of Jesus Most Obedient Mrs. Sarah Palin Lady of the Year 2010 Flat Earth Mission to Australia Mama Grizzly Persecuted Pro-Life The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Batman Shooting Survivor Guns, Guts and GLORY! Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer Home Schooled Jailed for JESUS Paula Deen Negro Support Group Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 04:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by It's Pink! View Post
But mrs Whitford if u melt the eggs down the caramel center gets mushed up in d choclate!!!1 IDK how 2 make it a yummy cross!!!!!

N sorry cass but if i talk 2 u my dad will set me on fire sorreeeeeee!!!!!!111

(i cant b a witch anywai im not a lezbean LOL)
My dear, Jesus suffered on the cross to temporarily die for YOUR sins. Don't you think you could repay Him just a little by suffering through creating a less than perfect but thoroughly Godly chocolate cross by re-purposing the eggs and driving the evil out of them, thus thwarting the vile intentions of that ghastly Cadbury company?


Posted via Prayer

1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 08:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
My dear, Jesus suffered on the cross to temporarily die for YOUR sins. Don't you think you could repay Him just a little by suffering through creating a less than perfect but thoroughly Godly chocolate cross by re-purposing the eggs and driving the evil out of them, thus thwarting the vile intentions of that ghastly Cadbury company?
Should she poke holes in each end and suck out the creamy filling first, Sister?

Otherwise I imagine the cross would be rather a gooey, sticky mess.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Mrs. Mary Whitford's Avatar
Mrs. Mary Whitford Mrs. Mary Whitford is offline
Ladies of Landover Senior VP
One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™

Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Platinum Tither Ribfest '07 True Christian Homemaker Ex-Mary Worshipper Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Friend of Jesus Most Obedient Mrs. Sarah Palin Lady of the Year 2010 Flat Earth Mission to Australia Mama Grizzly Persecuted Pro-Life The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Batman Shooting Survivor Guns, Guts and GLORY! Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer Home Schooled Jailed for JESUS Paula Deen Negro Support Group Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 11:25 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Otherwise I imagine the cross would be rather a gooey, sticky mess.
That's part of the suffering, Reverend.


Posted via Prayer

1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Mrs. Rogers's Avatar
Mrs. Rogers Mrs. Rogers is offline
compassion personified
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Lady True Christian Beauty Saved 1 Year Silver Tither Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 5 Years True Christian Homemaker Mission to Australia Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Punched the most queers Protected by JESUS TC Bravery The Lord’s Witness Wound Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot True Heterosexual™ One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Born again virgin Pro-Life True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 2,721
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: New Zealand
Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Rogers will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 06:28 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.
Filthy pagan tart! Dear wee Pink, do not listen to such depravity. All Cadbury workers are satanists, and I know for a FACT that they 'birth' the eggs via shovelling chocolate up their nether regions and then pushing out the chocolate into, well, eggy shapes. Or so my good friend Mrs. Morgan tells me. And she is not one for telling fibs. And THAT is all I have to contribute to this most sordid of matters.


True Christians are Perfect!

Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Jeb Stuart Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Stuart Thurmond Jeb Stuart Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Alternative Facts Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 6,639
Join Date: Jun 2007
Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Stuart Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 06:39 AM

You're talking about taking an object the size and shape of a testicle, and then putting it in your mouth and/or swallowing the creamy white stuff from inside it....

What kind of depraved mind can even think of such things?


Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
Got Questions? See Frequently Asked Questions, or use Forum Search, tag system, or our guides on Geography, History, Science, Comparative Religion, Civics, and Current Events.
Did I use a new word you've never heard? Definitions here. | Vote! Everything you need to vote here!
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Cursed's Avatar
Cursed Cursed is offline
Recovering Bastard
Head of Landover Glee Club
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Ex-Masturbator Tell her once True Christian™ Real American™ TC Bravery Beautiful on the Inside Parking Lot Tither Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life One Year/1000 posts True Republican

 
Posts: 1,363
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Opening doors for little old ladies, helping the blind to see.
Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Cursed is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 07:01 AM

As an accursed Mexican-French (etc., etc.,) mongrel bastard, I also have unusual tastes and hunger for monstrous foods that most True Christians would throw away.

Before I devour the taco or what have you clutched in my greasy fingers, I am always sure to fall on my knees and pray to the Lord God, to ask for His forgiveness for what I'm about to do.

I think what's key is to be sincere with THE LORD; to let Him know that you know that you are already worthy of a painful horrifying death, even if you don't eat anything gross! You must be willing to die for your transgressions, whatever they are!

Can you think of a better way to die, than to be smitten by THE LORD? I sure can't! I hope He sends a she-bear to eat my brains tonight, Amen!


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 07:10 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cursed View Post
Can you think of a better way to die, than to be smitten by THE LORD? I sure can't! I hope He sends a she-bear to eat my brains tonight, Amen!
How would you feel about a zombie instead?

Not that I have any handy, of course.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
It's Pink! It's Pink! is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 45
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Australia (My ancestors weren't criminals, it's okay!)
It's Pink! is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.It's Pink! is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 03-26-2011, 01:15 PM

can u guiz plz just agree on 1 thing???

I can eat them wit faith if that makes it all good n pray 4 4giveness as well!!! that make it ok?


ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
ShoesThief's Avatar
ShoesThief ShoesThief is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 26
Join Date: Apr 2011
ShoesThief is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 04-17-2011, 04:16 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
Filthy pagan tart! Dear wee Pink, do not listen to such depravity. All Cadbury workers are satanists, and I know for a FACT that they 'birth' the eggs via shovelling chocolate up their nether regions and then pushing out the chocolate into, well, eggy shapes. Or so my good friend Mrs. Morgan tells me. And she is not one for telling fibs. And THAT is all I have to contribute to this most sordid of matters.
So your saying people over at cadbury shove the eggs and poop em back out? And how do you know each one of them is a satanist? I feel your source Morgan is kinda pulling wool over your eyes.....just saying
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
The Bright Beast The Bright Beast is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 86
Join Date: Apr 2011
The Bright Beast is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.The Bright Beast is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 04-17-2011, 08:43 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoesThief View Post
So your saying people over at cadbury shove the eggs and poop em back out? And how do you know each one of them is a satanist? I feel your source Morgan is kinda pulling wool over your eyes.....just saying
When someone participates in such vile acts, it is clear they are a satanist.
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
ShoesThief's Avatar
ShoesThief ShoesThief is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 26
Join Date: Apr 2011
ShoesThief is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 04-17-2011, 08:50 PM

So if I were to make a chocolate egg from scratch with ingredients bought from a jewel, I would be a satanist?
Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
tyler the earthworm tyler the earthworm is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged eurotrash hippie
 
 
Posts: 36
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Offending Jesus with every breath
tyler the earthworm is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.tyler the earthworm is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.tyler the earthworm is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.tyler the earthworm is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.tyler the earthworm is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 04-03-2012, 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.

Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:


Prais the goddess there is another smart person here blessed be
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
Professor Bessemer's Avatar
Professor Bessemer Professor Bessemer is offline
Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science
Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
True Christian™

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Ex-Gay True Heterosexual™ Public Awareness Medal Protected by JESUS True Scientist™ Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Born again virgin Ex-Slut True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! True Christian™ Eunuch. True Christian Hotrodder Pro-Life Flat Earth Saved 10 Years Mission Long service medal, 3rd class 2011 Witch Hunt Award Doctor Ex-Masturbator Real American™ Porn Resistant BFF of Jesus Christian Love TC Bravery Teabag Patriot The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Ex-Mary Worshipper Ribfest '09 Nuts for JESUS! True Christian Nerd Prayer Warrior Gunfest '14 Stamp of Approval Aardvark Cup of Jesus Kirk Cameron Fan Club

 
Posts: 2,991
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Returned from studying the negro in Africa.
Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Professor Bessemer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 04-03-2012, 04:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by tyler the earthworm View Post
Prais the goddess there is another smart person here blessed be
Please take your pagan Equinox celebration elsewhere. As for candy on Easter, if there was a candy that could help children remember the torture and pain that Christ endured as He was whipped and beaten nearly to death, then nailed to a cross to finally die slowly of exposure and dehydration, I could recommend that candy. But said candy would also need to teach children that Jesus arose from the dead three days later and ascended bodily and flew up to Heaven.

That just seems like much too complicated of a message to try to deliver with any food, let alone chocolate. Candy is not the correct medium with which to communicate complex theological concepts to children.


Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University



Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Namelessdemon's Avatar
Namelessdemon Namelessdemon is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Homer Hellbound Heathen

 
Posts: 29
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Hyrule
Namelessdemon is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Namelessdemon is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Namelessdemon is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Namelessdemon is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Namelessdemon is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 04-03-2012, 07:49 PM

It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3

Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3

Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.

Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:
Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Redeemed Papist's Avatar
Redeemed Papist Redeemed Papist is offline
Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture One Year/1000 posts Christian Love Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Tell her once Flat Earth Porn Resistant Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Ex-eurotrash True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Punched the most queers Super Soaker Baptism Award TC Bravery True Scientist™ True Heterosexual™ Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Pro-Life Teabag Patriot Touched by Jesus Gold Tither Anti-sodomy Hands Off

 
Posts: 10,391
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? - 04-03-2012, 07:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Namelessdemon View Post
It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3

Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3



Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^
At times like these I like to recite a prayer against witchcraft.


Evil gateman guarding the meeting places of my enemies, die in Jesus name
Evil chain on my neck be loosed in Jesus name
I throw off the yoke of slavery over my life in Jesus name
Terror of God, fall upon all my pursuers in Jesus name
O Land, Land, Land hear the word of the Lord and vomit my blessings in Jesus name
Every Power burning incense to the Queen of Heaven for my sake, perish by the sword in Jesus name.
Evil candles being burned against my destiny, be blown off by the wind of the Lord in Jesus name
Evil finger pointing at me in my dreams, become leprous and wither, in Jesus name.
My spirit refuse to participate in evil communication in Jesus name
Every gods of my nativity working against my life, be paralyzed by the blood of Jesus
Begone, foul sorcerer.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
candy, chocolate, easter eggs

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved