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Question Re: I'm afraid - 07-22-2015, 03:45 AM

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I think I am on the way to losing my job.

Please pray for me that I don't

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Ray
Hello, dear.

Maybe you wouldn't be in danger of loosing your job if you weren't spending so much time in a CDD bootcamp in some undisclosed secluded area? (Which you have mentioned in another post recently).
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-22-2015, 04:26 PM

Hello Basilisa

It was only a week. It needed to be done as we kept putting it off.
It is a necessary thing in our relationship. And my philosophy is family
comes first.

Boot camp sort of refreshes things and helps remind the wife who is the boss. I recommend it for all couples

Take care

Ray
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Pumpkin pie Re: I'm afraid - 07-22-2015, 08:28 PM

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Well, I'm in sales and I'm working very hard, but the numbers are not there. Business has been bad.

I've been given a serious warning.

By the way Didymos or whoever you are, the title they have posted for you is pretty accurate as far as I'm concerned.
I think Jesus taught for people to treat others as they would like to be treated remember? Not talk to them in an arrogant and obnoxious manner.
The only thing you should sell is Salvation through this Church and Jesus Christ. Did you file a form 177-G for a permit? Contact Miss Cookie or Aunt June in the Church office for the fee schedule.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-22-2015, 11:49 PM

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Hello Basilisa

It was only a week. It needed to be done as we kept putting it off.
It is a necessary thing in our relationship. And my philosophy is family
comes first.

Boot camp sort of refreshes things and helps remind the wife who is the boss. I recommend it for all couples

Take care

Ray
A properly trained wife would never question who the boss is, you sissy. If you need your wife's permission to spank her, then you have ventured out of the realm of True Discipline™ and down the slippery slope of kinky sex play...say, you're not one of those guys who lets their wife violate their anus with foreign objects, are you?
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-30-2015, 11:57 PM

Isaiah 41:10 cleerly states that fear is an unGodly transhgreshun, and unless you study your KJV, you will certainly lose your job.

I bow down you, Kind Sir, however my Husbend Mister Truth has sugested that you stop wining like a homer and get back to work. God blesses hard workers. If you lose your job it's your own falt for ignoring his Word.


Ephesians 5:22 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 07-31-2015, 12:54 AM

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Isaiah 41:10 cleerly states that fear is an unGodly transhgreshun, and unless you study your KJV, you will certainly lose your job.

I bow down you, Kind Sir, however my Husbend Mister Truth has sugested that you stop wining like a homer and get back to work. God blesses hard workers. If you lose your job it's your own falt for ignoring his Word.
Minus the grammar issues, Sister Truth has a good point. You see Ray, God helps those who help themselves; if you quit whining like a lazy Demoncrat who relies on getting the welfare that is stolen from us good, hardworking Republican Tea Party members.


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 08-10-2015, 10:37 AM

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I think I am on the way to losing my job.

Please pray for me that I don't

Thanks

Ray

Jesus is calling to you my friend.

Mark 10:21
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

Luke 14:33
So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

Jesus is telling you to sell all of your possessions and give them to the poor. Abandon your wife and children and forth into the world homeless, preaching the word of the Lord.
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Default Re: I'm afraid - 08-11-2015, 04:06 AM

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Jesus is calling to you my friend.

Mark 10:21
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

Luke 14:33
So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

Jesus is telling you to sell all of your possessions and give them to the poor. Abandon your wife and children and forth into the world homeless, preaching the word of the Lord.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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