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Re: False Religions Register -
11-24-2007, 03:09 AM
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You may have noticed my Avatar - It says 'Anvil of the Antipodes' - not 'pussy-footing limp wristed nancy boy liberal and all round nice guy'.
I am happy to say that your opinion matters not, Friend, and between you and I, only my opinion matters, because its an opinion that follows The Bible. Why do you hate Jesus so?
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Hate Jesus? Ok, so your not polite, you are an a*s hole, and now your making up crap about people? What is your freaking problem? You shouldnt have said the hell comment, and you especially shouldnt lie about people. After all, God forgives all doesnt he?
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Re: False Religions Register -
11-24-2007, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Just Some Angry Guy
Hate Jesus? Ok, so your not polite, you are an a*s hole, and now your making up crap about people? What is your freaking problem? You shouldnt have said the hell comment, and you especially shouldnt lie about people. After all, God forgives all doesnt he?
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What I should or should not have said has nothing whatsoever to do with your opinion, as you are unsaved trash.
If loving my fellow man enough to try and help them avoid the horrors of eternal hellfire and anal sodomy at the hands of a grateful satan, is an example of being an asshole, it is you who have the problem my friend.
I'm trying to save his eternal soul - and I'd like to try to save yours too, because I love you, Friend. As a christian man, I feel nothing but pity and compasion for those who havent accepted Jesus into their lives yet. When will you turn to Jesus, Friend? I'm waiting to pray with you...
Have you tithed yet?
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: False Religions Register -
11-24-2007, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Guy
What I should or should not have said has nothing whatsoever to do with your opinion, as you are unsaved trash.
If loving my fellow man enough to try and help them avoid the horrors of eternal hellfire and anal sodomy at the hands of a grateful satan, is an example of being an asshole, it is you who have the problem my friend.
I'm trying to save his eternal soul - and I'd like to try to save yours too, because I love you, Friend. As a christian man, I feel nothing but pity and compasion for those who havent accepted Jesus into their lives yet. When will you turn to Jesus, Friend? I'm waiting to pray with you...
Have you tithed yet?
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OMG GROW UP! IF YOU CALL SHIT LIKE THIS TRYING TO HELP OTHERS, I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU ANGRY! Telling people they will burn in hell doesnt exactly make them feel comfortable with religion at all. If someone told me that (and God knows they have), it would scare me for away from Church and people like you. Telling someone these things, makes THEM HATE YOU! NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SO CALLED "HELP" FOR HELPING THEM AWAY FROM THE LAKE OF FIRE! I dont need your love, nor anyone from this site. Ive finally decided, that this is, indeed a False religious site, or just a bunch of Satanists scaring people away from Christianity. One or the other, im not sure
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Re: False Religions Register -
11-24-2007, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Just Some Angry Guy
OMG GROW UP! IF YOU CALL SHIT LIKE THIS TRYING TO HELP OTHERS, I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU ANGRY! Telling people they will burn in hell doesnt exactly make them feel comfortable with religion at all. If someone told me that (and God knows they have), it would scare me for away from Church and people like you. Telling someone these things, makes THEM HATE YOU! NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SO CALLED "HELP" FOR HELPING THEM AWAY FROM THE LAKE OF FIRE! I dont need your love, nor anyone from this site. Ive finally decided, that this is, indeed a False religious site, or just a bunch of Satanists scaring people away from Christianity. One or the other, im not sure
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This man hates Jesus. don't be like him, kids.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-06-2007, 02:57 AM
in first place, agnostic is pretty different than atheist. though your closed minds wouldnt get it.
agnostics, like me, pretty much dont give a damn about organized religion, atheists dont give a damn about spirituality as a whole.
and none of which you stated worship satan, Mrs Rogers, for the simple fact that they either believe in their respective god, do not believe in satan or the bible (satan is created and introduced by no other than the bible itself), or dont believe in anything/dont give a damn
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Ezekial and Temperance are proven to be gay! -
12-06-2007, 03:04 AM
EDIT: Some people just don't get the message. Welcome to moderator preview. BJ
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-06-2007, 04:17 AM
hehe, what is BJ?
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-07-2007, 11:52 PM
I have a few ideas
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-07-2007, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Viking
hehe, what is BJ?
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Pastor Bobby Joe.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:00 AM
wow
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:00 AM
aww
hasnt anyone called him blow-job? or blower?
the cock blower
im sorry, just a joke, no offense intended, just enjoying my crappy jokes. dont take it seriously.
back on topic, can anyone of you list me all the religions that are banned from heaven? just interested, i want numbers, lists, not "all which is not christian".
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by YrLrdsFckngDd
wow
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That's just what I say when I see Bobby Joe's manly figure entering a room.
Unfortunately I am saving myself for Jesus.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:04 AM
yeah... right
" the cock blower"
roflmao lolololololol
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Viking
aww
hasnt anyone called him blow-job? or blower?
the cock blower
im sorry, just a joke, no offense intended, just enjoying my crappy jokes. dont take it seriously.
back on topic, can anyone of you list me all the religions that are banned from heaven? just interested, i want numbers, lists, not "all which is not christian".
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Please don't say such things or you'll get Banned.
Bobby Joe is one of the most not Gay people I know. Apart from all the other Pastors of course who are also Not Gay.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:07 AM
and what is wrong with being gay exactly?
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Yiking
aww
hasnt anyone called him blow-job? or blower?
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Yes Viking, since about kindergarten. So that puts your' wit at the level of a a five year old.
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:11 AM
Again... what is wrong with being gay?
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:26 AM
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Yes Viking, since about kindergarten. So that puts your' wit at the level of a a five year old.
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why? you think its my full mental activity noticing that youre initials are the same ones as a sexual activity? hehe no, dont worry, i just happened to see them talking about BJ in a christian extremist forum, and i was like "WOW!" and then "oh! haha didnt they call him...?"
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:31 AM
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Again ... what is wrong with being gay?
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This is what's wrong with being homer! for it is written ...
Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Enjoy hell, loser!
With love, Sister Noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Religions Register -
12-08-2007, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Noddy
This is what's wrong with being homer! for it is written ...
Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Enjoy hell, loser!
With love, Sister Noddy
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i have come with a conclusion that you only hide behind the bible because you are either afraid, or too much of fools to analize things yourselves.
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