[H. Montague Worthington]

According to Fox News, Barack HUSSEIN Obama's storm troops in the form of scary-looking Black Panthers are scattered across the nation, attempting to steal another election by intimidating voters with their black hats, sunglasses, and leather jackets.

As with most large wild animals, experts suggest that if you want to avoid harm from these beasts, the best strategy is to play dead if they look as though they're going to confront you. I've spent a lot of time in Inner Cities, sometimes late at night in city parks. Playing dead often will do the trick, but unfortunately, I've found that some overly-sexuralized muscular Negro Bucks are often only placated if you alluringly bare your rear end and present yourself for mounting. Many times they will simply pass you by. Also, it sometimes helps to give them a hundred dollar bill afterwards and thank them for their trouble.

It may be unpleasant, but that's the harsh reality. It's better to live another day than to face death at the hands of a sweaty, muscular man-beast.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Since I am out of town on a conference, I was unable to vote in-person and had to resort to a absentee ballot this year. Fortunately, however, that gave me a chance to swing by a few polling locations here in REDACTED, and I am sad to say that voter manipulation is out in full force. Obama has done his homework -- there was at least two young black people at each polling place! I didn't see any leather jackets, but one of them had a tattoo, which I personally find to be intimidating. I can tell you that they are being incognito right now, but as soon as the results come out, if they are unfavorable to Obama, I assure you that he will activate them, and they will seek out your homes and the homes of your children and they will make their wishes known.

Ugh, Lord, take us home soon!

[Bobby-Joe]

We were taking no chances here in Freehold. We had the Militia out, in full uniform and combat gear with a ID and background check on anyone approaching the polling stations. No Liberal group is going to steal our vote in this part of Iowa.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

Playing dead often will do the trick, but unfortunately, I've found that some overly-sexuralized muscular Negro Bucks are often only placated if you alluringly bare your rear end and present yourself for mounting. Many times they will simply pass you by. Also, it sometimes helps to give them a hundred dollar bill afterwards and thank them for their trouble.

Are they doing this at polling places, Brother Monty?

How many times have you been subjected to homosexual rape while witnessing in the cities?

I can honestly say that I have not been raped once during my truck stop ministry.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Are they doing this at polling places, Brother Monty?

I can only assume so.

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

How many times have you been subjected to homosexual rape while witnessing in the cities?

Too many times to count. But it would be worth it if I could save even one soul.

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I can honestly say that I have not been raped once during my truck stop ministry.

Being subjected to occasional anal rape in a truck stop restroom stall in service to Him is a small price to pay compared to eternal anal rape by Satan.

[1amsay10]

You really gotta look out for anything black. There's a reason it's the DEVIL's favorite color. I myself have found that the best way to prevent a rape from a negro is to rape them first. It isn't homosexual, it's a preemptive strike for Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by 1amsay10

You really gotta look out for anything black. There's a reason it's the DEVIL's favorite color. I myself have found that the best way to prevent a rape from a negro is to rape them first. It isn't homosexual, it's a preemptive strike for Jesus.

That was disgusting, perverse, and racist.

There is no place for racism on this forum.