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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
What do you mean when you say "modding?" Are you modifying Xboxes or PlayStations or something?
And what does that have to do with Teddy Ruxpin?
Moreover, friend, why are you here?
We're here to praise Jesus.
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A member of my congregation came to me just last week on this very matter.
Mrs.
<NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT, YET INATTENTIVE, PARENT> told me that she was cleaning out under her son
Jeff Livingston's bed at
1259 West 38th Street, Apartment 7, and found a strange-looking, crusty teddy bear. She brought it to me to ask what the story was, a worried look upon her face.
After searching the lad's computer and investigating the toy, I was truly horrified to inform her that he had gone online to buy a "modded" Teddy Ruxpin doll. It had been cut open below the tail, and a so-called "Fleshlight" inserted and stitched in, making the ultimate "plushie" sex toy.
It seems these perverts call it the "Teddy Fuxpin". (Don't say that out loud around children.) I won't tell you what sort of cassette tapes they recommended having it play while in "use" -- I'm sure you can imagine.
Needless to say, she and I were horrified, and gave the toy to the boy's father,
<NAME REMOVED>, asking him to provide discipline to his son
Jeff Livingston. We stayed in the living room while Mr.
<NAME REMOVED> went into
Jeff's room and spent about two hours working the lad over. The boy was walking funny for a couple of days afterward!
I'm sure this is the last we will hear of Teddy Fuxpin in North Salem. Mr. <
NAME REMOVED> assures me the toy has been safely locked away, so that he may bring it out to humiliate
JEFF LIVINGSTON in the future if he should get "uppity".
Meanwhile, we have forwarded the "modding" forum's information to the Department of Faith.