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04-14-2009, 02:39 AM
I'm trying to say this site is filled with a bunch of mislead people I have never come across a person that has believed things like these so obviously there aren't very many people that agree with what you people think of as right and wrong.
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04-14-2009, 02:42 AM
You must have met a lot of people.
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04-14-2009, 02:44 AM
And are you saying knowing allot of people is a bad thing?
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04-14-2009, 02:58 AM
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Is this the same church that offers http://www.covenantexperience.com/divorcecare.htm and http://www.covenantexperience.com/awt/womenministry2.htm despite the Words of God?
Matthew 5:32
But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
1 Timothy 2:11-12
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-14-2009, 03:23 AM
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I'm trying to say this site is filled with a bunch of mislead people I have never come across a person that has believed things like these so obviously there aren't very many people that agree with what you people think of as right and wrong.
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Boy, I have about had it up to here with you spamming all the threads on this Christian forum.
We follow the Holy Bible word for word, as God commands. If you can find one singel scripture that we have violated, feel free to post it, and tell us how we've gone wrong. Otherwise, keep your ridiculous and hateful unsaved opinions to yourself.
If you'd like to read about our Church doctrine, take a look at THIS thread. It might help you understand, and bring you closer to Christ.
If you're planning on bouncing from thread to thread, spewing hatefulness everywhere and mocking God, then piss off.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-15-2009, 06:31 AM
you'll never see a vagina anyways so what it matter what it does?
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-15-2009, 07:17 PM
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you'll never see a vagina anyways so what it matter what it does?
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I saw several when I was unsaved. A True Christian should never see one. I hope to never see another one !!! You can't make babies looking at them!
Public schools and sex education! Is that what they teach you? You should look at them?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-16-2009, 03:14 PM
The "talking virginas" is actually a perverted play called "The Vagina Monologues". As part of my job it was my pleasure duty to see it.
Thankfully this is a men only forum. We certainly would not want our women to see this and begin to contemplate their virginas. If know if my woman had a talking virgina she'd get a good beating.
If you want to know more about "The Vagina Monologues" click below, but I warn you, it's filthy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vagina_Monologues
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In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-16-2009, 10:19 PM
You're kidding!! That is disgusting!!
I must need better glasses, because I thought it said Virginia Monologues, and that that play must be about Jay Leno doing The Tonight Show from Colonial Williamsburg.
P.S. Now that I think about it, I would like to see Jay do his show from Williamsburg.
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-16-2009, 10:47 PM
Why is everyone so surprised about talking Virginians? President Washington was supposed to be a rather good public speak, nothing like today since he never beat around the bush. I imagine the Virginian Monologues would be rather pleasant to read.
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-19-2009, 07:43 PM
I just love this forum so much because every time someone opens a thread to discuss a subject, we end up arguing about something completely diferent.
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-19-2009, 09:29 PM
Some of us would prefer to stay on subject. There's no way to keep a forum organized if the members can't be bothered to even post in the thread that they are writing about.
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Re: Talking Virginas -
04-20-2009, 12:07 PM
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I'm trying to say this site is filled with a bunch of mislead people I have never come across a person that has believed things like these...
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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