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Red face Pray for an invasion of France - 04-09-2011, 01:41 PM

While Sweden has a worse history of Jesus denial, France has the potential to be worse pain in the ass for America.

As we speak, liberal lawyers keep convincing people, corporations and government to build up depts. This will damage the economy in the long run, allowing the euros to catch up. An economic strong European federation will very likely boost the global influence of heavily populated European countries. France is likely to take leadership, making Paris the capital of the European federation. Thus, we must take into account the global implications of France in charge of an Atheist European Federation.

2 Chronicles 15:13 All who would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, were to be put to death, whether small or great, man or woman.

During World War II the U.S. spent $288 Billion on kicking the crap out of Nazi Germany. Apparently France didn't and never will appreciate this.

France objected the war on terror. We know, heaven forbid we blow up some folks who were going to blow themselves up anyway.

American girls still think France is "Romantic"
Try going there ladies, you have been brainwashed by the movies. Paris is dirty and full of prostitutes the wine has been whored all over the world so you have nothing good left (Think Napa-Valley), and the men all look perpetually constipated.

France is a Socialist state with very high taxes, because the farmers claim tremendous subsidizes, which are enough to send every mad cow back and forth to the Moon. Retirement age is as low as 60, and angry mobs around the country protests with Molotov cocktails when a politician as much as think about correcting it.

Moreover, France will not be very hard to invade. They have a vast history of military defeats.
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Default Re: Pray for an invasion of France - 04-20-2011, 06:13 AM

Maybe we should just let the Mooslim terrorists "win" for a while so they can finish their takeover of France...? Before we save the day, mind. Although liberating France is kind of boring.
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Default Re: Pray for an invasion of France - 04-20-2011, 10:12 AM

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Maybe we should just let the Mooslim terrorists "win" for a while so they can finish their takeover of France...? Before we save the day, mind. Although liberating France is kind of boring.
Not necessary. It won't be hard to kick surrender monkey butts, and then immediately zero farmer subsidizes, enact repressions against striking mobs just as the Godly Conservative president Pinochet did on commies in Chile.
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Default Re: Pray for an invasion of France - 04-20-2011, 03:25 PM

I see no problem invading france.

I am sure we can let some Army private pop over there and take the place over. The second those frogs see a highly tuned US soldier, they will drop to thier knees in fear in front of Him like the cowards they are.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Default Re: Pray for an invasion of France - 04-21-2011, 12:44 PM

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While Sweden has a worse history of Jesus denial, France has the potential to be worse pain in the ass for America.

As we speak, liberal lawyers keep convincing people, corporations and government to build up depts. This will damage the economy in the long run, allowing the euros to catch up. An economic strong European federation will very likely boost the global influence of heavily populated European countries. France is likely to take leadership, making Paris the capital of the European federation. Thus, we must take into account the global implications of France in charge of an Atheist European Federation.

2 Chronicles 15:13 All who would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, were to be put to death, whether small or great, man or woman.

During World War II the U.S. spent $288 Billion on kicking the crap out of Nazi Germany. Apparently France didn't and never will appreciate this.

France objected the war on terror. We know, heaven forbid we blow up some folks who were going to blow themselves up anyway.

American girls still think France is "Romantic"
Try going there ladies, you have been brainwashed by the movies. Paris is dirty and full of prostitutes the wine has been whored all over the world so you have nothing good left (Think Napa-Valley), and the men all look perpetually constipated.

France is a Socialist state with very high taxes, because the farmers claim tremendous subsidizes, which are enough to send every mad cow back and forth to the Moon. Retirement age is as low as 60, and angry mobs around the country protests with Molotov cocktails when a politician as much as think about correcting it.

Moreover, France will not be very hard to invade. They have a vast history of military defeats.
there allready is a capital for European union, its brussels (also the capital of belgium). besides that france is balanced by germany and the UK, so if anyone would take control it would be the three of them, or the countries that survive the war the : big 3" would wage for control.

nobody cares about the american input in ww2 and you know why? europeans had been waging war for 5 years when america decided to FINALLY show up. and when did america show up? when the russians were allready kicking the nazis back.

thats why people are generally more greatfull to russia then they are to america,

your description of paris also shows you have never even been close to paris (unless you have been looking for the things you described). your view of the rest of france is also extremely warped, as far as i can tell theres nothing wrong with socialism anyway, unless your the jealous type anyway.

france also conquered most of europe, i am yet to see america do something like that as well. against a reall foe that is and not against a people that are allready defeated, or doesnt have the equipment to fight back effectivly.
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Default Re: Pray for an invasion of France - 04-21-2011, 06:01 PM

France would either be speaking German, or be just another territory in USSR if it wasn't for the United States.
Stalin and Hitler agreed on pretty much everything, having similar ideas of totalitarianism and centralized economy. The reason Stalin fought his forces was because Hitler attacked Russia despite non-aggression alliance. Nobody would accept that gross betrayal, well maybe French pacifists would

Some current examples of socialist states: Cuba, Burma, Libya, North Korea
Some examples of capitalist countries: USA, South Korea, Singapore
The recently overthrown dictatorships, Egypt and Tunisia, where both socialist.
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Default Re: Pray for an invasion of France - 04-21-2011, 06:09 PM

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nobody cares about the american input in ww2 and you know why? europeans had been waging war for 5 years when america decided to FINALLY show up. and when did america show up? when the russians were allready kicking the nazis back.

thats why people are generally more greatfull to russia then they are to america,
This is the biggest pile of toddle I have ever read. I can only assume you are Russian - otherwise it hurts my brain to understand how any intelligent person with even the most basic grasp of 20th century history could blurt that nonsense out.

When you're done polling Eastern Europe about their thoughts regarding the Red Army and the Soviet Union get back to me.


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Default Re: Pray for an invasion of France - 04-21-2011, 07:06 PM

I think that France has already succumbed to every invasion imaginable except extra-terrestrials (maybe even them!) so I don't think that prayer is really necessary. It's only a matter of how soon the next invasion will come.


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Default Re: Pray for an invasion of France - 04-21-2011, 08:09 PM

This post is ridiculous. As much as it may seem a good(and relatively easy) thing - France has very little positive worth - have you not thought about the dispersal of their peoples? Modern day transport would mean flocks of them spreading their 'culture'; and I don't think you want more of them spreading it about.

Not even getting into the question of the rest of Europe.

Why test God for something so trivial? Rapture will be upon us soon.
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