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Default "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-10-2010, 02:38 AM

" ... and we are going to put a stop to this in our generation and we are going to say NO MORE!"



Indeed, Britney's problems started after she kissed Madonna; just goes to show that GOD will always punish perverts, even those perverts who are merely play-acting for a perverted television audience. Praise!


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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-10-2010, 01:14 PM

Mrs. Rogers, it is so comforting to see that even though God shook your homeland, your faith in Him is unshaken and you continue to bring true wisdom to our forum.

Shout Glory!


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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-10-2010, 01:23 PM

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" ... and we are going to put a stop to this in our generation and we are going to say NO MORE!"

Indeed, Britney's problems started after she kissed Madonna; just goes to show that GOD will always punish perverts, even those perverts who are merely play-acting for a perverted television audience. Praise!
I was so happy to see those young ''women'' had already rid themselves of their flannel shirts even before coming up on the stage to testify! Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-10-2010, 04:45 PM

Out of all the types of pornography I have witnessed over the years (for my G.A.P.E. ministry of course, and not out of any vile wanting of myself), I think this lesbian girl-on-girl action is the most disgusting type of pornography there is. Do you realize how many hours I've devoted to retching and vomiting after watching two or three young college girls explore each others bodies and pleasure each other in ways that men can't?

You have no idea how bad I want to be there at that revival and take those young ladies at the end of the video aside and minister to them. I know they've succumbed to the temptation of bi-curiosity. I would like to take them one-on-one where they reveal to me all their deepest and darkest secrets and explain to me everything they've experienced with other girls. I know I could cure them. They just need an injection of Rev. Jim's Christ-Love and they will be well on their way to being upstanding, normal, heterosexual women who only crave penis and not vagina.



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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-10-2010, 05:43 PM

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They just need an injection of Rev. Jim's Christ-Love and they will be well on their way to being upstanding, normal, heterosexual women who only crave penis and not vagina.


The Dingle sisters, Dolly and Dotty, often speak fondly of the loving approach you used in saving them from a life of lesbo depravity.

They say they are repelled by the sight of a vagina and tell me they both wear blindfolds while showering.

I'm reasonably confident I can say their current cravings are exactly as you describe.


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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-10-2010, 06:06 PM

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They just need an injection of Rev. Jim's Christ-Love and they will be well on their way to being upstanding, normal, heterosexual women who only crave penis and not vagina.
I wouldn't call that normal, it sounds dangerously active and assertive to me, and likely to lead to pre-marital fornication. There is one and only sensation that it's acceptable for a lady to desire in her ladyparts, and that is the sensation of giving birth to a baby Christian Soldier. Everything else they should just passively accept according to the guidance of their husband.


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I wouldn't call that normal, it sounds dangerously active and assertive to me, and likely to lead to pre-marital fornication. There is one and only sensation that it's acceptable for a lady to desire in her ladyparts, and that is the sensation of giving birth to a baby Christian Soldier. Everything else they should just passively accept according to the guidance of their husband.
That's very frightening, Brother Temperance.

I live nearby the Dingle sisters and I consider them to be close, personal friends. I certainly wouldn't like to see them face a hellbound future.

Do you have any tips I should follow to thwart any craven actions on their part?


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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-10-2010, 10:30 PM

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Do you have any tips I should follow to thwart any craven actions on their part?
Brother, perhaps you should help them find True Christian™ husbands, and then switch their birth control pills with Tic Tacs!


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Brother, perhaps you should help them find True Christian™ husbands, and then switch their birth control pills with Tic Tacs!
Reverend, you never cease to amaze me when you cut through all the cluter and state your thoughts so clearly.

I'm somewhat short of Tic Tacs, but way long on Pez containers. With your permission I'll toke the ladies up on what I have on hand and that should dampen their needs for penis (unmentionables) lust.


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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-16-2011, 08:55 PM

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Out of all the types of pornography I have witnessed over the years (for my G.A.P.E. ministry of course, and not out of any vile wanting of myself), I think this lesbian girl-on-girl action is the most disgusting type of pornography there is. Do you realize how many hours I've devoted to retching and vomiting after watching two or three young college girls explore each others bodies and pleasure each other in ways that men can't?

You have no idea how bad I want to be there at that revival and take those young ladies at the end of the video aside and minister to them. I know they've succumbed to the temptation of bi-curiosity. I would like to take them one-on-one where they reveal to me all their deepest and darkest secrets and explain to me everything they've experienced with other girls. I know I could cure them. They just need an injection of Rev. Jim's Christ-Love and they will be well on their way to being upstanding, normal, heterosexual women who only crave penis and not cooter.
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I could use similar help to this, pelase contact me
All you need it your Holy Bible (KJV1611), Romans 1:26 explains it all.
Get down on your knees and pray to God to wash your filthy sin away.

I will pray for you in hope that you can stand (on your knees) strong as a heterosexual woman.


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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-17-2011, 03:33 AM

My girlfriend loves wearing showy outfits for me. You're human, it's only a matter of time before you give up trying to be celibate. I guess that's why so many priests enjoy touching little boys' "no-no" parts, y'know, because "God" gave it the "A-Okay."
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My girlfriend loves wearing showy outfits for me. You're human, it's only a matter of time before you give up trying to be celibate. I guess that's why so many priests enjoy touching little boys' "no-no" parts, y'know, because "God" gave it the "A-Okay."
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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-17-2011, 03:55 AM

Witch? Well, I suppose that's the nicest thing I've heard on here so far. I'm just here to have fun, that's all. By the way, your signature gave me a laugh, so I applaud you for that
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Default Re: "And I want the women of God to kneel down right now ... " - 09-17-2011, 04:00 AM

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Witch? Well, I suppose that's the nicest thing I've heard on here so far. I'm just here to have fun, that's all. By the way, your signature gave me a laugh, so I applaud you for that
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