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Default ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 10:01 AM

hmm lets see if any genius baptists will see the sarcasm in this....hey maybe a little OBVIOUS logical humor will make you see the errors of your reasoning.....HA i doubt it...watch this you sheeple

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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 10:09 AM

What a wonderful description of God's word.
I'll recommend the Pastors show that at Church on Sunday

It just proves how deluded Atheists are!!



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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 10:10 AM

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What a wonderful description of God's word.
I'll recommend the Pastors show that at Church on Sunday

It just proves how deluded Atheists are!!

lol wow i cant believe it already a bite of ignorance....IT WAS A JOKE SHOWING HOW STUPID FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE....i cant believe you cant see that....WOW
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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 10:12 AM

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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 10:13 AM

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lol wow i cant believe it already a bite of ignorance....IT WAS A JOKE SHOWING HOW STUPID FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE....i cant believe you cant see that....WOW
Believing is all a part of our Faith.
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Have I told you about my good friend Jesus Christ™ who temporarily died because people didn't have enough Faith in him?
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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 10:54 AM

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Believing is all a part of our Faith.
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Have I told you about my good friend Jesus Christ™ who temporarily died because people didn't have enough Faith in him?
Don't you care that someone died because of people like you?

no he didnt die for my sins...that doesnt make sense...especially considering people can still go to hell....so what did he die for? he died because he commited blasphemy...he said he was the son of god. he wasnt so they killed him just like it says to in the OT.

how can you "just believe" something? that doesnt make sense...we are humans, we need proof!
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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 11:00 AM

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how can you "just believe" something? that doesnt make sense...we are humans, we need proof!
We don't "JUST" believe something. We believe what is written in our Good Book. That is proof. That is True Faith.

If I had to choose between believing an evil Scientist and The Word of God then...........Hey! NO CONTEST!



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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 11:45 AM

I have proof. The KJV1611. It's god's word to man.


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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 11:49 AM

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I have proof. The KJV1611. It's god's word to man.
i have a book called the book of life...it says its true and that god wrote it....so why is your book any more right then mine...

just because your book says its written by god doesnt mean it is....my socks are made by god!!! look at me!!
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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 11:56 AM

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i have a book called the book of life...it says its true and that god wrote it....so why is your book any more right then mine...

just because your book says its written by god doesnt mean it is....my socks are made by god!!! look at me!!
The only books you have are the kind you need crayons to complete. You continue to astonish us with your imbecility. If you have nothing better to contribute than just name-calling and mocking God, then we'll have to ask you to leave.

We want to help guide you toward the light of Jesus. I suggest that you listen. Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment, and you will sure not enjoy eternal damnation boy. Forever is a mighty long time to spend gargling satan's spunk.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 01:49 PM

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he died because he commited blasphemy...he said he was the son of god. he wasnt so they killed him just like it says to in the OT.
You contradict yourself too much. Just yesterday you were spouting that there was no God or Jesus. You're just another kiddie coming here to persecute good True Christians aren't you?


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faith /feɪθ/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[feyth]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation–noun 1.confidence or trust in a person or thing: faith in another's ability. 2.belief that is not based on proof: He had faith that the hypothesis would be substantiated by fact. 3.belief in God or in the doctrines or teachings of religion: the firm faith of the Pilgrims. 4.belief in anything, as a code of ethics, standards of merit, etc.: to be of the same faith with someone concerning honesty. 5.a system of religious belief: the Christian faith; the Jewish faith. 6.the obligation of loyalty or fidelity to a person, promise, engagement, etc.: Failure to appear would be breaking faith. 7.the observance of this obligation; fidelity to one's promise, oath, allegiance, etc.: He was the only one who proved his faith during our recent troubles. 8.Christian Theology. the trust in God and in His promises as made through Christ and the Scriptures by which humans are justified or saved. —Idiom 9.in faith, in truth; indeed: In faith, he is a fine lad.
[Origin: 1200–50; ME feith < AF fed, OF feid, feit < L fidem, acc. of fidés trust, akin to fīdere to trust. See confide]


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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he died because he commited blasphemy...he said he was the son of god. he wasnt so they killed him just like it says to in the OT.
Did you read the Bible yet, son?
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Default Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!! - 02-06-2007, 10:00 PM

how can you spend an eternity being tortured....it would get boring eventually and you have no nerves for pain....your ****in dumb
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here you like things being put intelligently lets see if you take your time to read something intelligent and truthful

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Christianity entails that God, like any other person, would say and do at least some things we would all see. Since we haven't seen such things, the Christian theory is falsified by the evidence. Christianity also entails that God would have made the universe differently than we observe it to be. So it is falsified again by the evidence. A failed prediction means a failed theory, especially when these failures apply to the very design of the universe itself. At the same time, there is insufficient evidence for any of the essential propositions of Christianity. So the Christian hypothesis contradicts a lot of evidence, makes numerous failed predictions, is not the best explanation of the universe we find ourselves in, and fails to find sufficient evidence in its own support. Therefore, I believe Christianity is false.

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Christianity entails that God, like any other person, would say and do at least some things we would all see.
Yes, it would, wouldn't it. Let's do a check, shall we? Hmm did He leave behind His Word for us to read? Yes! Do we see something that He created every second of every day? Yes!

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Therefore, I believe Christianity is false.
Well sounds like someone had their mind made up before they even did any research. Your mind is obviously closed and filled with the devil's vomitus. Luckily for you, through the Grace of Jesus, we are still willing to hold out hope that your filthy soul might yet be Saved!


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Christianity entails that God, like any other person, would say and do at least some things we would all see.(what about everything?) Since we haven't seen such things, the Christian theory is falsified by the evidence. (But I see things) Christianity also entails that God would have made the universe differently than we observe it to be. (Why?) So it is falsified again by the evidence. (I disagree) A failed prediction means a failed theory, especially when these failures apply to the very design of the universe itself.(The only failures are on the side of ScIeNce, where they continually develop new "theories" on the origin of the universe and of life) At the same time, there is insufficient evidence for any of the essential propositions of Christianity. (explain) So the Christian hypothesis contradicts a lot of evidence, makes numerous failed predictions, is not the best explanation of the universe we find ourselves in, and fails to find sufficient evidence in its own support. (instead you believe that the universe sprang from a tiny tiny tiny tiny ball, that held everything, exploded somehow, then things went flying out, became stars, became planets, and we happened to be at the exact right spot, and then the exact right thing had to happen for the primordial goo to produce certain thing, and then all sorts of bizarro mutations (evolution) occurred and ultimately we're here today; my friend, you believe in some outlandish things)Therefore, I believe Christianity is false.
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how can you spend an eternity being tortured....it would get boring eventually and you have no nerves for pain....your ****in dumb
Were is you faith in God friend? He would give you the nerves to resist the fire and to feel the pain. Remember all things are possible threw Jesus.



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Christianity entails that God, like any other person, would say and do at least some things we would all see. Since we haven't seen such things, the Christian theory is falsified by the evidence. Christianity also entails that God would have made the universe differently than we observe it to be. So it is falsified again by the evidence. A failed prediction means a failed theory, especially when these failures apply to the very design of the universe itself. At the same time, there is insufficient evidence for any of the essential propositions of Christianity. So the Christian hypothesis contradicts a lot of evidence, makes numerous failed predictions, is not the best explanation of the universe we find ourselves in, and fails to find sufficient evidence in its own support. Therefore, I believe Christianity is false.
Congratulations! You own a copy of Roget's Thesaurus. Give yourself a nice pat on the back... then douse yourself in gasoline and strike a match.

We do have evidence that the Christian faith is true. IT'S CALLED THE BIBLE.

2 Timothy 3:16
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God wrote the Bible to show us how to live our lives, and when we didn't obey His Word, He sent His only begotten son to die for our sins. After this had happened, the most extraordinary event of all took place... Jesus rose from the dead and ascended into Heaven with the angels. This extraordinary event, historically documented in a whole volume of sources, is entirely unique to Christianity. No other religion can lay claim to it, and thus no other religion can lay claim to the Truth.

Is this enough to convince you? Probably not. So allow me to summarize the almost innumerable Old Testament prophecies fulfilled during Christ's reign on Earth. Be patient... it might take a while.

1. The Messiah would be preceded by a messenger
Old Testament (Isaiah 40:3) says:
A voice of one calling: "In the desert prepare the way for the Lord; make straight in the wilderness a highway for our God."
New Testament (Matthew 3:1-2) says:
In those days John the Baptist came, preaching in the Desert of Judea, and saying, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near."

2. The Messiah would be born in Bethlehem
Old Testament (Micah 5:2) says:
"But you, Bethlehem Ephrathah, though you are small among the clans of Judah, out of you will come for me one who will be ruler over Israel, whose origins are from of old, from ancient times."
New Testament (Matthew 2:1) says:
After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod...

3. The Messiah would come from the tribe of Judah
Old Testament (Genesis 49:10) says:
This passage talks about a ruler coming from the Tribe of Judah, one whose rule will be all-powerful:
"The scepter will not depart from Judah, nor the ruler's staff from between his feet, until he comes to whom it belongs and the obedience of the nations is his."
New Testament (Luke 3:23-34 and Matthew 1:1-16):
Here you'll find a list of Jesus' ancestors, going back to Judah, who was one of the 12 sons of Jacob. (Jacob's 12 sons were the fathers of the 12 Tribes of Israel).

4. The Messiah would enter Jerusalem on a colt
Old Testament (Zechariah 9:9) says:
Rejoice greatly, O Daughter of Zion! Shout, Daughter of Jerusalem! See, your king comes to you, righteous and having salvation, gentle and riding on a donkey, on a colt, the foal of a donkey.
New Testament (Luke 19:35-37) says:
They brought it to Jesus, threw their cloaks on the colt and put Jesus on it. As he went along, people spread their cloaks on the road. When he came near the place where the road goes down the Mount of Olives, the whole crowd of disciples began joyfully to praise God in loud voices for all the miracles they had seen

5. The Messiah would be betrayed by a friend
Old Testament (Psalms 41:9) says:
Even my close friend, whom I trusted, he who shared my bread, has lifted up his heel against me.
New Testament (Matthew 26:47-50) says:
While he was still speaking, Judas, one of the Twelve, arrived. With him was a large crowd armed with swords and clubs, sent from the chief priests and the elders of the people. Now the betrayer had arranged a signal with them: "The one I kiss is the man; arrest him." Going at once to Jesus, Judas said, "Greetings, Rabbi!" and kissed him. Jesus replied, "Friend, do what you came for." Then the men stepped forward, seized Jesus and arrested him.

6. The Messiah would be sold for 30 pieces of silver
Old Testament (Zechariah 11:12) says:
I told them, "If you think it best, give me my pay; but if not, keep it." So they paid me thirty pieces of silver.
New Testament (Matthew 26:14-15) says:
Then one of the Twelve--the one called Judas Iscariot--went to the chief priests and asked, "What are you willing to give me if I hand him over to you?" So they counted out for him thirty silver coins.

7. The Messiah would be spit upon and beaten
Old Testament (Isaiah 50:6) says:
I offered my back to those who beat me, my cheeks to those who pulled out my beard; I did not hide my face from mocking and spitting.
New Testament (Matthew 26:67-68) says:
Then they spit in his face and struck him with their fists. Others slapped him and said, "Prophesy to us, Christ. Who hit you?"

8. The Messiah would be wounded by His enemies
Old Testament (Isaiah 53:5) says:
But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was upon him, and by his wounds we are healed.
New Testament (Matthew 27:26) says:
Then he released Barabbas to them. But he had Jesus flogged, and handed him over to be crucified.

9. The Messiah would be silent before His accusers
Old Testament (Isaiah 53:7) says:
He was oppressed and afflicted, yet he did not open his mouth; he was led like a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is silent, so he did not open his mouth.
New Testament (Matthew 27:12-14) says:
When he was accused by the chief priests and the elders, he gave no answer. Then Pilate asked him, "Don't you hear the testimony they are bringing against you?" But Jesus made no reply, not even to a single charge--to the great amazement of the governor.

10. The betrayal money thrown in the temple and given for a potters field
Old Testament (Zechariah 11:13) says:
And the Lord said to me, "Throw it to the potter"--the handsome price at which they priced me! So I took the thirty pieces of silver and threw them into the house of the Lord to the potter.
New Testament (Matthew 27:5-7) says:
So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself. The chief priests picked up the coins and said, "It is against the law to put this into the treasury, since it is blood money." So they decided to use the money to buy the potter's field as a burial place for foreigners.

11. The Messiah would have his hands and feet pierced
Old Testament (Psalm 22:16) says:
Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet.
New Testament (Luke 23:33) says:
When they came to the place called the Skull, there they crucified him, along with the criminals--one on his right, the other on his left.

12. The Messiah would be crucified with thieves
Old Testament (Isaiah 53:12) says:
Therefore I will give him a portion among the great, and he will divide the spoils with the strong, because he poured out his life unto death, and was numbered with the transgressors. For he bore the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors.
New Testament (Matthew 27:38) says:
Two robbers were crucified with him, one on his right and one on his left.

Whew! So there you have it. What are the odds that all of these prophecies would be fulfilled entirely during the life of one ordinary man?

Matthew 26:56
But all this was done, that the scriptures of the prophets might be fulfilled.


Jesus is the Son of God. Jesus is God. If the evidence were any plainer, faith would not even be necessary for belief, and then God would have no reason to take us to Heaven with Him. Is THAT what you want? (Please don't defile our board with an answer.)


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