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Exclamation Preacher Green's Church of the Green - 10-06-2014, 02:39 PM

I am a preacher in the middle of the great state (nation) of Texas
You people are awesome and I hate what is happening in our country with all the Liberal Jihadist Negroes. Together we can overcome. However, I believe that Pastor Ezekiel is a phony, I did research and he is as bad as Obama. Shun him like the liberal he is.
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Default Re: Preacher Green's Church of the Green - 10-06-2014, 02:46 PM

Hi son, why not introduce yourself like a civilized man. Tell us what church you grew up in, what Bible verse compels you to hide your face from God, and when you decided to reject the loving embrace of Christ Jesus. There may be hope for you yet dear, if you can be open and honest.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Preacher Green's Church of the Green - 10-06-2014, 03:02 PM

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I am a preacher in the middle of the great state (nation) of Texas
You people are awesome and I hate what is happening in our country with all the Liberal Jihadist Negroes. Together we can overcome. However, I believe that Pastor Ezekiel is a phony, I did research and he is as bad as Obama. Shun him like the liberal he is.
Riiiiiight, I don't think they're are a lot of LIEberals who own a Cadillac Escalade converted to run on single malt Scotch.

Nice try, troll.



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Default Re: Preacher Green's Church of the Green - 10-06-2014, 03:47 PM

From Texas and having those spots on your face, you got the Ebola?
ps if you see me in the street just shout the answer from across the road. Thank you.


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Default Re: Preacher Green's Church of the Green - 10-07-2014, 02:18 AM

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I am a preacher in the middle of the great state (nation) of Texas
You people are awesome and I hate what is happening in our country with all the Liberal Jihadist Negroes. Together we can overcome. However, I believe that Pastor Ezekiel is a phony, I did research and he is as bad as Obama. Shun him like the liberal he is.
I believe you are a false preacher, fellow.

We would appreciate it if you would not come here to our Godly forum and make accusations against our Pastor Ezekiel.

Also, if you are really in Godly Texas, I believe you are likely in either AIDS ridden Houston or godless, Ebola infected Dallas.

What is your congregation, if Christian you are? Tell us of your life with Jesus, if you really know Him. Where did you find Him?

I must tell you, the investigation is not favorable at this point. Like going to Heaven or Hell, it's all up to you.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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