Christian history forum This forum is dedicated to the history of Christianity, and its impact on the history of the world. |
|
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-25-2012, 05:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canadian Toady
Do I really have to explain this again? He WAS Jewish. WAS= past tense.
I know he isn't Jewish now. If you still don't understand what i'm saying there is no hope at all, and I give up.
|
He never WAS Jewish! He was always GOD!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-25-2012, 05:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canadian Toady
...Technically you could go back to the crusades, when the very first white Jesus appears... They knew it was inaccurate but they couldn't very well use a Jewish looking Jesus(because he was Jewish) as their poster boy for holy war against Jews, now could they.
|
Which crusade was against Jews?
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-25-2012, 06:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canadian Toady
Do I really have to explain this again? He WAS Jewish. WAS= past tense.
I know he isn't Jewish now. If you still don't understand what i'm saying there is no hope at all, and I give up.
|
Shouting and talking down to people is no way to make a point.
The Reverend gave you evidence and you come back stomping your feet.
Silly joos. Always with the temper.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,361
Join Date: Jan 2007
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-25-2012, 10:40 AM
"Toady" doesn't sound like a jooish name.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,074
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: On my way to Heaven!
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-25-2012, 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canadian Toady
Do I really have to explain this again? He WAS Jewish. WAS= past tense.
I know he isn't Jewish now. If you still don't understand what i'm saying there is no hope at all, and I give up.
|
So when did He stop being a Joo?
Was it before or after the Joos killed our Lord and Saviour?
Are you pushing it as far as saying that Jesus (as a joo) was responsible for his own death?
Your arguments are purely nonsens...
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
|
|
Ms. Sham Wow 2011
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 263
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Defeated, TN
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-26-2012, 07:21 PM
well, round these parts wes got a Weeping Heeb.
seems as though he got right with Christ, and became one of them Joos for Jesus? I guess he felt bad about his people killin Jesus and all, so I cant blame him none. he goes around to all the True Christians™ in Defeated, and tearfully apologizes for his ancestors.
well, i got a mite tired of him knockin on my trailer door and blubberin, interuptin my progrims and what not? so when I see him comin down the dirt road, I just fire a warnin shot from Daddys (RIP) scatter gun, Praise God! The Weeping Heeb usually clears out after that.
YIC,
Lori H
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
|
|
Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,914
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Black Forrest, Germany
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-26-2012, 07:58 PM
The wandering joo was many times in Germany. It is 100% sure that he was in Munich 1553 and since that he seems to be very carefull to not get identified again. No one knows exactly where the wandering joo is today.
His life experience and the fact that he is a jew could lead us to different assumptions. He could be a famous public person, he could be the leader of companys like Nike or Adidas (he was a shoemaker). The fact that he has this huge life experience and is not able to die will give him the opportunity to play a huge role in our time. A bad or a good role, thats the question no one can answer exept God.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,074
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: On my way to Heaven!
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-28-2012, 12:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
The wandering joo was many times in Germany.
|
I've heard he's been seen close to Oświęcim about 6 million times.
But who am I to believe in all them tales you read in books.
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 245
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: All White Neighbourhood
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
01-30-2012, 06:07 PM
One of the fellows down at the gaming club once told me about a hindu guru, Mahavatar Babaji, who is supposed to be over 2000 years old.
Apparently this guy believes that there are several people alive on earth who simply won't age or die a natural death. He also believes that Jesus is alive and risen from the grave, but I don't consider him a Christian.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
|
|
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
|
|
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
02-01-2012, 09:59 PM
I'm almost certain he last popped up on some roof somewhere in Europe fiddling.
Or was it on Mongol?
Either way he got around a bit.
Mathew 16:28 'Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.
Posted via Mobile Device
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
08-26-2012, 02:58 AM
Word received that he was spotted near Tampa.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
08-06-2013, 05:13 AM
He's on his way to Reno.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
08-06-2013, 06:48 AM
Whilst conducting my Anti Sodomy Society ministry outside of a gay bar in downtown San Francisco I saw a man with a metal detector scooping pennies out of encrusted semen between sidewalk cracks with his fingernails. His nose had a fish dangling from it. Definitely a wandering Joo of some kind.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
|
|
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 14,663
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
08-06-2013, 10:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Whilst conducting my Anti Sodomy Society ministry outside of a gay bar in downtown San Francisco I saw a man with a metal detector scooping pennies out of encrusted semen between sidewalk cracks with his fingernails. His nose had a fish dangling from it. Definitely a wandering Joo of some kind.
|
I've seen that in England. Except it was a bunch of grapes.
|
|
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
|
|
Re: The Wandering Joo -
08-06-2013, 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
I've seen that in England. Except it was a bunch of grapes.
|
I believe he also had the blood of Jesus on his hands, and wrung them mischievously.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|