Are you a young man age 18-24? In good shape and can handle a work load? If so, you may have the opportunity to become a private assistant for one of our pastors. Our pastors often go on vacation and require assistance. Your job duties will include lifting and carrying luggage, caddying for golfing rounds, shopping and carrying heavy bags from luxury stores, and various other errands. You will personally accompany our pastors on their vacations and outings, helping them out as seen fit. You will even be accommodated in the same five-star rooms as our pastors. You will be close by and ready to offer assistance whenever they so desire.
Pay starts at a very lucrative $500 an hour, including generous tips for putting a little extra into your work. Our own Pastor Ezekiel has been known to reward the most faithful and hard-working employees with brand new Escalades and Corvettes! But, it takes a special type of guy for that job...
As mentioned, you must be between the ages of 18-24 and in excellent shape. You must have the muscles to endure such strenuous work. Applicants will submit a full body photo (shirtless), so we can see if you are tough enough to handle the job. You must also be circumcised, as per Genesis 17:10-14. You must have a positive attitude and be willing to do
anything a pastor asks of you. A clean medical record is required for employment.
To submit an application, email your resume and shirtless photo to
revjimosborne@gmail.com or
pastorezekiel@landoverbaptist.net
Are you
up for it?