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Default I got in trouble for using The Bible for my school science fair! - 10-06-2018, 12:30 AM

I legitimately thought I had an easy A and a first place. I was asked to be able to prove something for my school science fair (I am repeating the 12th grade for enrichment and to prove to my teachers that the only education you need is to learn from The Bible).

I figure "Hey I can prove everything easily; why homos are bad, why rape doesn't exist, etc. I proudly put The KJV Bible on a nice golden display with lights shining upon it for the school science fair. Wouldn't you know I was disqualified and asked to redo the assignment. The nerve. I am here to ask for advice. What's my next course of action? My Pa doesn't know yet as I fear he may be disappointed by the school's decision.

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Default Re: I got in trouble for using The Bible for my school science fair! - 10-06-2018, 09:03 AM

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That is your mistake, right there. You need to tell your father so he can punish you for your failure.

Proverbs 23:13–14 "Withhold not correction from the child: For if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, And shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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Default Re: I got in trouble for using The Bible for my school science fair! - 10-15-2018, 02:46 AM

I am so glad you are reading the bible and doing good work for big J-dog. Keep up the great work. I am also very sad that they need you to prove what you have said when the truth is right below their noses. THE BIBLE.

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