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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-09-2013, 02:31 PM

Does anyone here really think that lying to ourselves about the shape of the earth is really what Jesus wants? We aren't supposed to lie, so i don't know why everyone here is damning themselves outright by making ridiculous assertions.

The earth is round, and saying such doesn't make you a bad Christian, it only makes you an HONEST one.


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-09-2013, 02:43 PM

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Does anyone here really think that lying to ourselves about the shape of the earth is really what Jesus wants? We aren't supposed to lie, so i don't know why everyone here is damning themselves outright by making ridiculous assertions.

The earth is round, and saying such doesn't make you a bad Christian, it only makes you an HONEST one.


Anyway, just thought i would stop in and drop this off.

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Don't be silly. God damns people for not accepting on faith the fact that God Himself became human so He could sacrifice Himself temporarily to create the perfect Divine Loophole from a rule He alone created!

He that believeth on him is not condemned:
but he that believeth not is condemned already,
because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
John 3:18


Knowing the earth is flat is simply a matter of trusting God to be truthful in His Word. Don't you trust Him?


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-09-2013, 02:56 PM

I can tell that you feel threatened when anyone actually provides evidence that the Earth is round.

Cowardice like this is ungodly. Does the word "True" in your title of true Christian mean you're truly ignorant to his word?

If God is the most intelligent being in the Universe, it could be inferred that the slightest indication of intelligence from his creation would make him proud.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-09-2013, 03:05 PM

Ok, well this is useless. God is going to hit you guys hard. A special place in hell will be reserved for scum like yourselves.

How dare you make God look as bad as you do. Go ahead, dig your hole deeper.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-09-2013, 03:07 PM

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Does anyone here really think that lying to ourselves about the shape of the earth is really what Jesus wants?
Of course not son, that’s why we keep to His description. How reasonable is that?
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The earth is round, and saying such doesn't make you a bad Christian, it only makes you an HONEST one.
Now, you know that can’t be so. How would calling God a liar help anyone?
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I can tell that you feel threatened when anyone actually provides evidence that the Earth is round,
Oh, it is not us that is threatened, it is those poor, simple souls who will believe that which against the Word of God and who, subsequently, will be damned to the eternal flames of the Pits of Hell.

Look on it as a “Health and Safety” matter.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-09-2013, 05:14 PM

The Bible is the ultimate truth. If science it to be of any use, it must have at its foundations the axioms given by God in His Word. Therefore any valid study of cosmology must begin with the fact that the Earth is flat.

It truly is the work of Satan that secular scientists ignore this and concoct such wild theories bent on contradicting God's Truth.

While it is true that the equipotentials or orthogonal trajectories of linear force vectors give rise to spherical surfaces, this only shows that Newton was grossly mistaken. Newton may have been a genius, but was he smarter than God? No, not by an infinitely long shot.




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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-10-2013, 04:26 AM

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Ok, well this is useless. God is going to hit you guys hard. A special place in hell will be reserved for scum like yourselves.

How dare you make God look as bad as you do. Go ahead, dig your hole deeper.
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-10-2013, 07:48 AM

I do not question the Word of God. If he were to come to me and tell me the sky was red I would trust in him, for he is all knowing and obviously a greater being than I. I don't understand why so many people are running around trying to disprove the word of our Lord.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-14-2013, 04:01 AM

Umm... Gravity is why we don't fall off the bottom. I love Jesus as much as the next person, but I think gravity may exist guys...
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-14-2013, 04:09 AM

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Umm... Gravity is why we don't fall off the bottom. I love Jesus as much as the next person, but I think gravity may exist guys...
Yes, of course gravity exists . But we are all on top of the geoplane, and that is why we do not fall off.




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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-14-2013, 06:06 AM

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Gravity is why there is no bottom.

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-14-2013, 07:23 AM

So the millions of photos, scientific evidence, and undeniable sheer utter truth that earth is ROUND, is superseded because the bible says the world is flat. Am I getting that right?
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So the millions of photos, scientific evidence, and undeniable sheer utter truth that earth is ROUND, is superseded because the bible says the world is flat. Am I getting that right?
Yes, God's Word trumps everything else...EVERYTHING!!!

Only God's Word is undeniable sheer utter truth, friend.

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2 Timothy 3:16 (1611 King James Bible)

All Scripture is giuen by inspiration of God, & is profitable for doctrine, for reproofe, for correction, for instrution in righteousnesse,
And eternal:

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Heauen and earth shall passe away, but my wordes shall not passe away.
Anything that contradicts the Word of God is a lie.




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Yes, God's Word trumps everything else...EVERYTHING!!!

Only God's Word is undeniable sheer utter truth, friend.



And eternal:



Anything that contradicts the Word of God is a lie.

You do realize, that several instances in the Bible, contradict itself right?... So in turn by your "logic", the entire bible is a lie.

I'd restate that, or risk angering him.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-14-2013, 08:23 AM

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You do realize, that several instances in the Bible, contradict itself right?... So in turn by your "logic", the entire bible is a lie.

I'd restate that, or risk angering him.
If you think the Bible contradicts itself, think again.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-14-2013, 08:55 AM

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You do realize, that several instances in the Bible, contradict itself right?... So in turn by your "logic", the entire bible is a lie.

I'd restate that, or risk angering him.
God's Word never contradicts itself...do you think God is stupid?

You are the one who is angering God, friend. You wouldn't like Him when He is angry!




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-14-2013, 09:06 AM

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I have noticed several debates on this particular subject here. To all you godless atheists out there, let's settle this once and for all...

In the modern world it has become a widely spread lie that the earth is round. Of course, this is impossible. If the earth is round, then why don't people just fall off at the bottom?

The answer is simple: The Earth is not round!

Now, if we take a look at some scripture, it clearly tells us the earth is not round but flat:

Jeremiah 16:19:
O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit.



According to Jeremiah 16:19, the earth has ends. There is no way a spherical earth could have ends, and therefore the earth must be flat. The Book of Revelation tells a similar story:

No. He is referring to the fact that the earth, like everything else, is on a timeline, With a time of beginning, and a time of ending.

Revelation 7:1:
And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

A spherical earth cannot have corners, it is scientifically impossible. The only logical explanation is that the earth is flat. Checkmate atheists!

The earth has 4 points of convergence, the north and south poles are 2 of them. The other 2 lie on the equator. These are the "Corners" he is referring to.

Isaiah 40:22:
It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

What Isaiah actually describes here is as follows (note: this is a link to a video where a True Christian Scientist™ debunks a false Christian interpretation of this passage):



The following image is taken from a creation science book. According to real scientists, this is how the universe really looks like:



Here we see how the planets, the sun and the moon revolve around the flat earth:



The "Circle" of earth describes the curvature of Earth, not its true shape.

Now, if you still don't believe these scientific facts, here are some real photographs taken at the ends of the earth:









These are not photos, and only prove that people have artistic skill.

As you can see, this is a solid proof the Earth is flat. Why else would it have edges like these? ...because the earth is flat! That's why.

YIC,
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 12-14-2013, 09:07 AM

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You do realize, that several instances in the Bible, contradict itself right?...
You're mistaken, dear. You can learn about Bible paradoxes here.


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 01-02-2014, 11:23 AM

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You're an idiot.

Gravity makes things fall down. If the earth was round gravity would make people fall right off the underside.

Look, take a tennis ball and put a grain of rice on top of it. What happens? It sits there. That's gravity. Now turn the tennis ball upside down. Where is the grain of rice now? That's gravity too.

Since nobody falls off the Earth, it has to be flat. Idiot.

Honestly, I don't know why people can't just think things out for themselves.
Sir. I will now direct you to a web page about depravity so you may indulge in it's almighty knowledge. Idiot.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 01-02-2014, 11:26 AM

How about you post an introduction in the Introductions section of the forum?
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