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Question What's going on with all of the ones? - 01-18-2011, 08:53 PM
I read this on my facebook update:
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THIS IS CRAZY...This year we will experience 4 unusual dates.... 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 .... NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and it WILL EQUAL TO 111.
I didn't believe it, but I was born in 1951, and I'll be sixty this year, which equals 111!

I don't know how this stuff works but it is pretty unusual.

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Default Re: What's going on with all of the ones? - 01-18-2011, 08:55 PM
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I read this on my facebook update:
I didn't believe it, but I was born in 1951, and I'll be sixty this year, which equals 111!

I don't know how this stuff works but it is pretty unusual.
Seems like demonic numerology claptrap. I won't think about it in case it is satanic.

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Default Re: What's going on with all of the ones? - 01-19-2011, 06:59 PM
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I read this on my facebook update:
I didn't believe it, but I was born in 1951, and I'll be sixty this year, which equals 111!

I don't know how this stuff works but it is pretty unusual.
That's just trippy o.O
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Default Re: What's going on with all of the ones? - 01-20-2011, 03:13 PM
I would be very weary of this "numerology" stuff brothers and sisters.


It could easily be a path to satanism and assured damnation.


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Default Re: What's going on with all of the ones? - 01-20-2011, 03:21 PM
Also, I should probably point out that this could very well be some kind of satanic muslim manipulation put forth by Barry Maobama in order to destroy our calendar.

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