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Default Re: Pray for Pastor Isaac Peters - 08-14-2010, 05:51 AM

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False Christian troublemakers, liars, mooslims, fithy Cathlyks and atheist attention seekers always return particularly when they are as Dim as you

Don't be ashamed of failure as you have obviously made a lifestyle of it and your very flawed and inhibited intellect will take you straight to Hell

So which Satanic coven put you up to attacking our Good Pastor for simply being a Godly and revered True Christian™ Even you would understand that attacking our Good Pastors is the same as attacking Jesus

You see the problem is for Hell-bound simpletons such as your self you fail to see the obvious when dealing with your Godly superiors and by not abiding by the KJV1611

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Like the eye that can see, yet can't see itself. Like the sword that cuts, yet can't cut itself. Like the thief that stole everything but missed the moon as it shines through my window. You can say all you will, speak your mind, run your mouth, yet your words and your shameless will is not strong enough to touch me. Using the words of God to your ridiculous benefit, to pass judgement against others and their will, will certainly come to haunt you.
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Default Re: Pray for Pastor Isaac Peters - 08-14-2010, 05:53 AM

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Like the eye that can see, yet can't see itself. Like the sword that cuts, yet can't cut itself. Like the thief that stole everything but missed the moon as it shines through my window. You can say all you will, speak your mind, run your mouth, yet your words and your shameless will is not strong enough to touch me. Using the words of God to your ridiculous benefit, to pass judgement against others and their will, will certainly come to haunt you.
Ignored my post showing how you took scripture out of context, didn't you.

Of course a thief can't steal the moon, now you're just typing gibberish.


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Default Re: Pray for Pastor Isaac Peters - 08-14-2010, 06:15 AM

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Ignored my post showing how you took scripture out of context, didn't you.

Of course a thief can't steal the moon, now you're just typing gibberish.
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Don't despair as Crack Cocaine or such is obviously being ingested by this by this refugee from Hades

Irrational manic depressive behaviour and incoherent rantings ....swords, thieves, moons, haunting...Oh dear.........Sadly he is not only afflicted with just dimness

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Default Re: Pray for Pastor Isaac Peters - 08-14-2010, 06:46 AM

Attn: Jim Osborne

Rev. Jim Osborne just gave me an infraction because I didn't quote directly from the King James Version of the bible. He stated that, "The KJV is the only version which is the true Word of God®. All other versions are heretical texts suitable for burning. Please only quote the AV1611 KJV here for now on."

I will respectfully follow Mr. Osbornes direction and will quote the KJV from now on because it is his judgement that it is the only true version of the bible and I will respectfully burn the other bibles as not holy words of God.

Now with that behind us, I would like to ask a couple of questions about James the King.

James the King was quoted once as saying, "Monarchy is the greatest thing on earth. Kings are rightly called gods since just like God they have power of life and death over all their subjects in all things."

Mr. Osborne, How can James the King be the only true version of the bible when he has historically stated that he, himself, was a God? - Isn't there only one true God? Doesn't the KJV of the bible talk about false Gods?

Did James the King write his version of the bible or did he just commission the translation of the bible in 1611, After Death?

In 1611, The word "Hell" meant a place at the end of town where trash is burnt. I guess that is, in theory, where you want me to burn my older Bible.

What I am asking is, Since the word "Hell" was changed since the original production of the KJV of 1611 around 1800, Should I use the original KJV word," purgatory", to explain "Hell", or do I use the newer word, "Hell" when referring to the under after life?

How many wives did James have? and secondly, How many of those did the King behead?

I would never question God. But respectfully, I would like you shed light on my questions as any good Pastor would.
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Default Re: Pray for Pastor Isaac Peters - 08-14-2010, 06:54 AM

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Rev. Jim Osborne just gave me an infraction because I didn't quote directly from the King James Version of the bible. He stated that, "The KJV is the only version which is the true Word of God®. All other versions are heretical texts suitable for burning. Please only quote the AV1611 KJV here for now on."
Wow, you sure do wine a lot. What exactly is going to make you happy? Really I'm curious, what exactly is it going to take to make you happy?

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I will respectfully follow Mr. Osbornes direction and will quote the KJV from now on because it is his judgement that it is the only true version of the bible and I will respectfully burn the other bibles as not holy words of God.

Now with that behind us, I would like to ask a couple of questions about James the King.

James the King was quoted once as saying, "Monarchy is the greatest thing on earth. Kings are rightly called gods since just like God they have power of life and death over all their subjects in all things."

Mr. Osborne, How can James the King be the only true version of the bible when he has historically stated that he, himself, was a God? - Isn't there only one true God? Doesn't the KJV of the bible talk about false Gods?

Did James the King write his version of the bible or did he just commission the translation of the bible in 1611, After Death?

In 1611, The word "Hell" meant a place at the end of town where trash is burnt. I guess that is, in theory, where you want me to burn my older Bible.

What I am asking is, Since the word "Hell" was changed since the original production of the KJV of 1611 around 1800, Should I use the original KJV word," purgatory", to explain "Hell", or do I use the newer word, "Hell" when referring to the under after life?

How many wives did James have? and secondly, How many of those did the King behead?

I would never question God. But respectfully, I would like you shed light on my questions as any good Pastor would.
If you're so smart, why don't you look into this stuff yourself?
Here's a link you should read regarding it
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/kjvdefns.htm

And what does King James himself have to do with the validity of the KJV Bible?


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Whining omitted.

Now with that behind us, I would like to ask a couple of questions about James the King.

James the King was quoted once as saying, "Monarchy is the greatest thing on earth. Kings are rightly called gods since just like God they have power of life and death over all their subjects in all things."

Mr. Osborne, How can James the King be the only true version of the bible when he has historically stated that he, himself, was a God? - Isn't there only one true God? Doesn't the KJV of the bible talk about false Gods?
It's merely a posthumous smear campaign by radicals who wanted to overthrow the government.

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Did James the King write his version of the bible or did he just commission the translation of the bible in 1611, After Death?
Neither, he commissioned it in his lifetime as a Bible everyone could own a copy of.

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In 1611, The word "Hell" meant a place at the end of town where trash is burnt. I guess that is, in theory, where you want me to burn my older Bible.

What I am asking is, Since the word "Hell" was changed since the original production of the KJV of 1611 around 1800, Should I use the original KJV word," purgatory", to explain "Hell", or do I use the newer word, "Hell" when referring to the under after life?
Then why does every other English translation of the Bible use the term hell as well? Show me where the word was changed from purgatory.
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How many wives did James have? and secondly, How many of those did the King behead?
James had one wife named Ann. They had three children together. He did not behead her.

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I would never question God. But respectfully, I would like you shed light on my questions as any good Pastor would.
You're welcome.


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If you're so smart, why don't you look into this stuff yourself? Here's a link you should read regarding it
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/kjvdefns.htm

And what does King James himself have to do with the validity of the KJV Bible?
Well, Didn't King James had identified the pope as antichrist?

I really wished that you would give Mr. Osborne a chance to respond to my questions as they were directed to him.
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It's merely a posthumous smear campaign by radicals who wanted to overthrow the government.


Neither, he commissioned it in his lifetime as a Bible everyone could own a copy of.



Then why does every other English translation of the Bible use the term hell as well? Show me where the word was changed from purgatory.


James had one wife named Ann. They had three children together. He did not behead her.



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Well, Didn't King James had identified the pope as antichrist?
Not that I am aware of. He had to deal with multiple plots involving the papists, but no such saying is even erroneously attributed to him.


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It's merely a posthumous smear campaign by radicals who wanted to overthrow the government.


Neither, he commissioned it in his lifetime as a Bible everyone could own a copy of.



Then why does every other English translation of the Bible use the term hell as well? Show me where the word was changed from purgatory.


James had one wife named Ann. They had three children together. He did not behead her.



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You may want to further your research. Spend a 4000.00 on a old bible as I have done and you'll learn the word "hell" changed.

Thanks for giving me an infraction because I asked questions. That certainly reflects upon your good Christian beliefs.

I don't rant and rave or whine. I am not a baptist preacher. I'll leave the ranting and whining to those that pass judgement and give infractions for asking questions.

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Well, Didn't King James had identified the pope as antichrist?

I really wished that you would give Mr. Osborne a chance to respond to my questions as they were directed to him.
I think you are confusing King James with the beliefs that Rome is the Whore of Babylon and that 666 was the numerical number for Nero. These beliefs have nothing to do with King James himself.

Please read your Bible, you seem very confused about what is contained within its pages.


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You may want to further your research. Spend a 4000.00 on a old bible as I have done and you'll learn the word "hell" changed.
Oh you are such a liar. What Bible even mentions purgatory? That was a creation of the Catholic church so that parents of children who died before being baptized wouldn't feel so bad about their children being in hell. It is also why the Catholics started infant baptism, which is completely against what Jesus taught.

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I don't rant and rave or whine. I am not a baptist preacher. I'll leave the ranting and whining to those that pass judgement and give infractions for asking questions.
All you've done is whined. You get an infraction for whining and you whine about that. So far I haven't heard anything out of you other than Whaa...... you're so mean....... Whaa...... you won't buy my spyware..... Whaa...... you read the hard Bible......Whaa...... I got an infraction....

Suck it up princess.

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1. Jonestown was Fla-Vor-Aid, not tea (99.9% of people get at least close enough to say Kool-aid)

2. You're getting infractions for whining, not for asking questions. Perhaps instead of whining about them you should actually learn from the infractions.

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You may want to further your research. Spend a 4000.00 on a old bible as I have done and you'll learn the word "hell" changed.


"Ask a question" you'll get an infraction or be banned... Landoverbaptist.

The forum reads more like Shakespeares', "Comedy of Errors" than a intelligent Christian forum.
Are you still here fantasizing under the influence of Crack ?? Not only are you Dim but obsessive also..........Does your welfare subsidised Carer know that you are in here unsupervised???

I don't know why I persist with you but that is what God asks of me .......

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Default Re: Pray for Pastor Isaac Peters - 08-14-2010, 08:27 AM

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You may want to further your research. Spend a 4000.00 on a old bible as I have done and you'll learn the word "hell" changed.
Son, you have just gone full retard.

Here it is from the 1611 KJV.

22But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Here it is from the Wycliffe Bible from 1382.

MT 5:22 But Y seie to you, that ech man that is wrooth to his brothir, schal be gilti to doom; and he that seith to his brother, Fy! schal be gilti to the counseil; but he that seith, Fool, schal be gilti to the fier of helle.

Maybe you mean a really expensive Bible like a first edition KJV 1611?
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Our church can afford 10 bucks a month for hosting. But it would be virtually impossible for us to do like most churches, like yours, and pay $500 - 800.00 for a hired programmer and then pay a monthly hosting charge.
And yet here at Landover we have our own Pastoral Jet, complete with a full-time pilot, so that our Pastors can spread the Word of Jesus throughout the world.

Does this tell you anything, Mr. Trash?

No?

How about this, then?
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Our church can afford 10 bucks a month for hosting. But it would be virtually impossible for us to do like most churches, like yours, and pay $500 - 800.00 for a hired programmer and then pay a monthly hosting charge.
And yet here at Landover Baptist Church we have our own Pastoral Executive Jet, complete with a full-time pilot on call 24/7, so that our Pastors can spread the Word of Jesus throughout the world, not to mention a team of expert programmers (running JesOS of course) managing our Internet mission, including these forums.

Does this tell you anything, Mr. Trash?

No?

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And yet here at Landover Baptist Church we have our own Pastoral Executive Jet, complete with a full-time pilot on call 24/7, so that our Pastors can spread the Word of Jesus throughout the world, not to mention a team of expert programmers (running JesOS of course) managing our Internet mission, including these forums.

Does this tell you anything, Mr. Trash?

Yes, It tells me that you think that a Executive Jet, complete with a full-time piliot... on call 24/7... will get you into heaven....

Doesn't take a scientist to figure that one out.

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Maybe I'll win the lotto so that I can become a "True Christian" like you guys!
I doubt it, but I do accept your surrender on the term hell and purgatory.


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Yes, It tells me that you think that a Executive Jet, complete with a full-time piliot... on call 24/7... will get you into heaven....

Doesn't take a scientist to figure that one out.

Maybe I'll win the lotto so that I can become a "True Christian" like you guys!
You clearly missed - or conveniently forgot about - the second and most important part of my post.


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I doubt it, but I do accept your surrender on the term hell and purgatory.
I didn't surrender, I just gave up on thinking you might learn something new.
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