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Default A Non-Sinful Secular Song - 05-17-2018, 10:26 PM

The Lord God has blessed me with a new song. This one is secular, but it isn't sinful and does mention our Lord. It's great to sing this one first thing in the morning as you're preparing for your day! I so hope you'll learn to love it. Just remember, not all songs use rhyme or maintain rhythm in the lyrics. This one sure doesn't.


Take Care of Your Hair
by BrotherLarry and Jesus


You gotta take care of your hair
Your hair won't take care of itself you know
Those tresses need your help to shine and glow
so
Take care of your hair.


You have to wash it with a good hair washing substance
You don't need to repeat it
Just wash it with a good hair washing substance
Because it's important to use a good hair washing substance.


You may not care about your hair but your hair cares about you
Just ask your hair if it cares about you and your hair will say
I suppose I do.
So the hair is important to take care of so it will care about you and take care of you for the rest of your life, praise God.


After you dry your temporal body it's important to comb your hair
Or brush it and style it as you wish as long as it glorifies God.
Some people comb and brush.
Others just comb. Others just brush.
But do what seems to work for you, even if you're a Jew.


Let's all stand and touch our hair
Let's all sit back in a chair
Let us all show lots of care for our hair
And then let's go about our day, shall we?


CHORUS:
Oooh, our hair, ooooooooh
Our hair says oooooh and we do too but not often
Through thick or thin we must not sin
Ooooooh, baby.
Hair.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: A Non-Sinful Secular Song - 05-18-2018, 06:14 AM

{Hello Brother, it's me Jimmy. I'm typing this from the reserve circuit in my prayer closet which I have barricaded myself in and won't leave until I reach a level of understanding through Jesus' loving guidance. I wanted to say my hair is in a sorry state right now, and will need tender love and care when I finally come out. Love-in-Christ, Jimmy.}


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