[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Dear Friends,

People scoffed when I proved that Super Mario Galaxy is a homosexual recruiting tool. They remained skeptical when I caught Super Mario Sluggers striking again with their subliminal homosexual propaganda.

But now the critics are silent. The evidence is just too overwhelming. The Mario franchise, like backmasked heavy metal music, is filled with subliminal messages that are turning America's children into Christ-denying, bi-curious, democrat-voting little monsters.

For the Japanese learned their lesson from Pearl Harbor. Never again would they wake the sleeping giant. No, instead they would smother the sleeping giant in his sleep, smothered with a pillow stained with sodomite semen and feces.

Just look at the subliminal messages on the box art of New Super Mario Bros Wii:



I'll start clockwise, at top left:

1. I real life, bullet's aren't black, or even visible in flight. In Mario's escapist homo-utopia, they are a big black phallic symbol, referencing interracial gay sex.

2. The turtle reaching for his groin, which is obscured by a gob of white stuff. The face on the "cloud" has its cheeks stuffed with something. You can guess what.

3. Yoshi looks even more effeminate that usual, and has his mouth at groin height.

4. Prancing mushroom-men are explicity homosexual. Just look at the open shirts and limp wrists. There's a pair of them - no mushroom-woman to be seen.

5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.

6. Every seen grass that looks like the grass in Mario's world? Or dirt that looks like that? No - just another excuses for more buttock-shapes.

7. Turtle is prancing. Nobody just walks in Mario's escapist homo-utopia.

Here is a closeup of some other promotional material for New Super Mario Bros Wii:



1. Two Yoshi's being "mounted". Notice no female Yoshis.

2. Lugi is holding on to the yellow mushroom man's groin.

3. Red yoshi's tounge is between Luigi's legs, commiting oral-anal sex (known as "dining at the O").

4. At bottom, a negro "twink". Notice there are no negress mushrooms.

5. And always the pipe. Mario gets coins when he slides down pipes. Teaching kids prostitution early.

6. Magic Mushrooms make Mario grow bigger. Homosexuals are known to use certain mushrooms as aphrodesiacs.

Also, when Mario finishes a level, he jumps on a flagpole, and with the pole between his legs, his slides down. Then he ends it all with a terrorist fist jab.

It boggles my mind how the perveted sex-maniacs at Nintendo managed to come up with so many deviant ideas. They must do nothing other than give sake-lubricated shiatzu massages to their ladyboy gieshas, and produce homosexual recruiting tools aimed at America's children.

I weep for America.

[Levi Jones]

Amen, Brother Jeb!

Nintendo is definitely the Trojan Horse being inserted into America by Japan.

Look no further than this group of sodomite gamers anxiously waiting for this new abomination to "come out".

[Sin boy]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Dear Friends,

People scoffed when I proved that Super Mario Galaxy is a homosexual recruiting tool. They remained skeptical when I could caught Super Mario Sluggers striking again with their subliminal homosexual propaganda.

But now the critics are silent. The evidence is just too overwhelming. The Mario franchise, like backmasked heavy metal music, is filled with subliminal messages that are turning America's children into Christ-denying, bi-curious, democrat-voting little monsters.

For the Japanese learned their lesson from Pearl Harbor. Never again would they wake the sleeping giant. No, instead they would smother the sleeping giant in his sleep, smothered with a pillow stained with sodomite semen and feces.

Just look at the subliminal messages on the box are of New Super Mario Bros Wii:



I'll start clockwise, at top left:

1. Big black phallic symbol, referencing interracial gay sex.

2. The turtle reaching for his groin, which is obscured by a gob of white stuff. The face on the "cloud" has its cheeks stuffed with something. You can guess what.

3. Yoshi looks even more effeminate that usual, and has his mouth at groin height.

4. Prancing mushroom-men are explicity homosexual. Just look at the open shirts and limp wrists. There's a pair of them - no mushroom-woman to be seen.

5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.

6. Every seen grass that looks like the grass in Mario's world? Or dirt that looks like that? No - just another excuses for more buttock-shpes.

7. Turtle is pranching. Nobody just walks in Mario's escapist homo-utopia.

I wouldn't say any of that is subliminally 'gay' or hmosexual in nature- it's all just very childish, and made to appeal to kids.

In fact, most of these are opinions which one would have to be TRYING to see to actually...well, see.

Here is a closeup of some other promotional marterial for New Super Mario Bros Wii:



1. Two Yoshi's being "mounted". Notice no female Yoshis.

There's been female Yoshi's in previous games, I'm rather sure of it. They just don't use them in the promotion because they aren't a well-known icon.

2. Lugi is holding on to the yellow mushroom man's groin.

3. Red yoshi's tounge is between Luigi's legs, commiting oral-anal sexs (known as "dining at the O").

4. At bottom, a negro "twink". Notice there are no negress mushrooms.

5. And always the pipe. Mario gets coins when he slides down pipes. Teaching kids prostitution early.

6. Magic Mushrooms make Mario grow bigger. Homosexuals are known to use certain mushrooms as aphrodesiacs.

Um, most of these are preception based; you could SAY that they resemble the acts, but I see no actual sexual organs involved...it's a matter of projecting imagery and drawing conclusions based on perception. Not fact.

Um, also...can you site a source for that "gays use mushrooms as aphrodisiacs" thing? I've never heard that in all my life.

These games are mostly meant as entertainment, nothing more. And as such, they really try to make it look exciting and fun for children. I can understand where one sees supposed subliminal messages, but again, that's all a matter of projecting something onto the box in question- it's not actually there, you're just under the impression it is.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Shaunyboy

I wouldn't say any of that is subliminally 'gay' or hmosexual in nature- it's all just very childish, and made to appeal to kids.

In fact, most of these are opinions which one would have to be TRYING to see to actually...well, see.

Then why are gay gamers so excited for it's "release"?

[Sin boy]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Then why are gay gamers so excited for it's "release"?

'Gay gamers'? Hmmm, well I think that if there are any such people, they are gamers, who just so happen to be gay. Or vice-versa. And also I think that, probably not ALL of them are excited for this game. For the one's who are, it's mere coincidence.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Here we can see a Mushroom guy having sodomy with a red dinosaur, turtles throwing sex toys, a green dinosaur trying to give a tongue kiss to a turtle, and lots of multi-colored phalluses and bright flowers.

Indeed gay gamers are thoroughly excited about this game's release. Here some queers from GayGamer.net go to the Mario Launch party, but I notice they cleverly omit all the other abominable activities which probably happened at this party. [Warning: Explicit Homosexual Ads on this site. Proceed with Caution.]

A different site, The Gay Gamer blog is excited about this game's release too. It says it's as "hard as Contra". I think hard is a double entendre that doesn't just mean "difficulty", if you catch my drift. By the way, this game Contra is also a homosexual recruiting game as well...



Two muscular, half-naked men with some kind of bizarre penis behind them? Obviously the gay agenda is going both routes...utilizing the feminine queen imagery of the Mario games, as well as the masculine bear imagery of Contra.

But, back to Gay Mario. Some gay site in the UK is all impressed by this game.

I could post link after link, but I think I proved my point: Gay video game players around the world are overjoyed about the latest Mario release. Perhaps they know with every release, a young cute boy is recruited into their homosexual cult.

[Sin boy]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Indeed gay gamers are thoroughly excited about this game's release. Here some queers from GayGamer.net go to the Mario Launch party, but I notice they cleverly omit all the other abominable activities which probably happened at this party. [Warning: Explicit Homosexual Ads on this site. Proceed with Caution.]

Those guys aren't necessarily excited about this game BECAUSE of their homosexuality, however. They are simply expressing an interest in the game because, as gamers, they appreciate a good game. And Super Mario Bros. games tend to be pretty dang awesome!

A different site, The Gay Gamer blog is excited about this game's release too. It says it's as "hard as Contra". I think hard is a double entendre that doesn't just mean "difficulty", if you catch my drift. By the way, this game Contra is also a homosexual recruiting game as well...



Two muscular, half-naked men with some kind of bizarre penis behind them? Obviously the gay agenda is going both routes...utilizing the feminine queen imagery of the Mario games, as well as the masculine bear imagery of Contra.

Contra is extremely OLD when it comes to video games, and no, it's still not a recruiting tool. I can see where the image of bare-armed muscular men would be attractive to any male who IS homosexual, but that wasn't the actual intent of the game.

Also, I'm with you on the double entendre thing. But, I think they were just makin' a joke, man. Y'know what I'm sayin'?

But, back to Gay Mario

I could post link after link, but I think I proved my point: Gay video game players around the world are overjoyed about the latest Mario release. Perhaps they know with every release, a young cute boy is recruited into their homosexual cult.

Homosexuality isn't a cult, IMO. EVen if it were a choice (which I don't believe it is, Reverend), what reason would they have for forcing it on people? Doesn't make much sense to me!

The links above don't really prove much, save that gamers, who as I pointed out, happen to be gay, like this game. I'm sure heterosexual gamer sites are praising it as well.

That's my two cents, Reverend Jim.

[unexpected]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Here we can see a Mushroom guy having sodomy with a red dinosaur, turtles throwing sex toys, a green dinosaur trying to give a tongue kiss to a turtle, and lots of multi-colored phalluses and bright flowers.

Two muscular, half-naked men with some kind of bizarre penis behind them? Obviously the gay agenda is going both routes...utilizing the feminine queen imagery of the Mario games, as well as the masculine bear imagery of Contra.

In the picture, the Toad on the back of Yoshi is not committing "sodomy". Even if this was possible, the Toad would have to be behind him for this act.

The "turtles throwing sex toys" are Hammer Bros who throw HAMMERS at characters in an attempt to hurt or kill them. This is a picture of a hammer. http://osopher.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hammer1.jpg
Hammers are tools used for hammering nails into wood or pulling them out. This is how houses are built for an example. In Mario games, they are used as weapons.

Yoshi's tongue is that of a lizard or frog even. It is used to literally eat creatures alive just like frogs or lizards in real life do.

I see the flowers but I do not see a single "phallus" in this picture at all. As far as flowers go, flowers are a normal part of nature on Earth.


In the contra game, the men aren't half naked at all. They are clearly wearing clothes. The name "contra" refers to the battle between the contras and sandinistias in Nicaragua back in 1979. The contras were supported by Ronald Reagan and many Americans as well. For further information, there are tons of history books covering this subject.

The game is about two soldiers protecting Earth from a terrorist organization and aliens. The "bizarre penis" that you see is one of the aliens which is clearly based off of the aliens from the movie Aliens.

You'll have to further explain to me why it is that you are constantly seeing penises. Are you searching for them? I do not see them.

[DeathClaw1947]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

By the way, this game Contra is also a homosexual recruiting game as well...



Two muscular, half-naked men with some kind of bizarre penis behind them? Obviously the gay agenda is going both routes...utilizing the feminine queen imagery of the Mario games, as well as the masculine bear imagery of Contra.

Half-naked men? Boy, you ever been in the Jungle? It's hotter than Hell out there! and the humidity is just terrible. I don't think you'd be wearin' your full fatigues if you had been over there in the Southeast Asian sun, day after day. I don't know what that is behind them, looks to me like some sort of alien. If you're seeing a phallus, that's your own filthy mind at play. But all I know is that when it's hot, you don't dress up all nicely. That's what damn fools did over in-country, and you know how many fools I saw collapse from heat stroke in my days in An Khe?

I guess I'm rambling here, but my point is, unless you've ever been in the Army, you wouldn't realize that you don't turn homosexual by being around guys who have decided to take their shirt off because of the relentless heat.
Men aren't homos because they shed a layer or two of their uniform, it means they're smart, and they're secure enough in their masculinity that they can do so without worrying about anybody thinking they're queers. In fact, your deliberate search for homosexual references in games made for kids makes me worry about YOUR alignment, not these Japanese companies, Jackson. By the bye, the reason they're muscular is because THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY, JOHNNYBOY. You get STRONG. Because that's what they TRAIN you to be. Or what they used to train you to be, I guess.

You have yourself a wonderful day.

[Mr.Common Sense]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Here we can see a Mushroom guy having sodomy with a red dinosaur, turtles throwing sex toys, a green dinosaur trying to give a tongue kiss to a turtle, and lots of multi-colored phalluses and bright flowers.

No, here we can see a mushroom guy riding a red dinosaur. Just like a man or a women would ride a horse. And I'm guessing you've ever seen a sex toy in your life or if you made your own I don't wanna even think of what you mite be doing with it!

And his not kissing the turtle guy his eating him. Like a frog would a fly. And whats wrong with bright flowers? A lot of flowers are bright in the real world that according to you god made.

Note: When I say according to you I am in no way belittling your beliefs in a god. I belief everyone should belief in whatever they may wish. That isn't my problem. My problem is only when your making up stuff in this game for example and other games when they do nothing but bring joy to people. As the Mario games have done for year to boy and girls of all ages.

[Carlos O]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Here we can see a Mushroom guy having sodomy with a red dinosaur, turtles throwing sex toys, a green dinosaur trying to give a tongue kiss to a turtle, and lots of multi-colored phalluses and bright flowers.

Again, twisted minds attacks again. I really don't see any sex toys in there (they are some sort of primitive hammers indeed). And maybe you don't know, but that Dinosaur is called Yoshi, and the mushroom guy is riding it, like I horse maybe (use your imagination for good).

The only thing that concern me, is that in every thing you see, you just see penis, gays, anal sex (?), and sex toys.

[InlovewithGOD]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Just look at the subliminal messages on the box art of New Super Mario Bros Wii:

Why has no one mentioned that fact that the turtle on the front is grabbing the crotch of the green one, and the buttocks of the red one? A blatantly gay act of sodomy and a "threesome" to boot.
The makers of Mario will surely burn in hell for turning so many young boys gay.

[jihadagainstmuslims]

Thank goodness you caught this one brother.

We don't force our true white christian american values on the homo children of homosexuals...We only try to save them from burning in hell for aiding and abetting satan.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by jihadagainstmuslims

We don't force our true white christian american values on the homo children of homosexuals...We only try to save them from burning in hell for aiding and abetting satan.

We also use our mighty SHIFT key so we do not look like idiots.

[infinity in hell]

I'm sorry, after reading some of the comments and reply's to the original post, I just want to mention something...to ANYONE who is firmly standing behind the original post, do you realize how ignorant you all are? It truly is astounding.

Do you all understand that the Mario series is Nintendo's 'head honcho' series? Nintendo has always been directed towards the younger demographic. And how do you properly treat the younger demographic? You give them colorful things and animals and objects they can relate to. At young ages, they are fascinated by nature, people, and prehistoric things (plants and animals alike), and of course, colors. So how do you catch the eye of the younger demographic? You throw in all of that with colors and a story line. It's fun for the kids, and the parents, whether they admit it or not, enjoy seeing their kids have fun.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm a christian myself and always have been. But I've been realistic in my views, and been very open minded with every thing in my life. But for piffle's sakes you all are so closed minded and look and perceive EVERYTHING to be completely flawed against the religion. You people can take anything and turn it into the gayest product or the gayest person or the gayest anything only because you closed-minded immature people have NOTHING else in your head other than to obey a leading figure and do EVERYTHING in your power to please something that might or might not be real. Do you know that there are homosexual references in the bible? I can now perceive you all as queers because you are following sentences and stories about homo eroticism.

And to whoever said that gamer's are a "sick bunch", I want to let you know that I myself am a gamer, but this part isn't about me. There is currently a gaming team that is the best in the game. The team name is NSAN3Z, and all 4 of them are hardcore Christians, just like yourselves, able and willing to take anything as a positive and/or negative in reference of the bible.

And know this, whether you like it or not, from the looks of it, most of you are going to be sent to the 13th layer of hell. Is that the "proper" way to obey the lord?

Ignorant assholes.

[infinity in hell]

And also, I should ask, is there any certain reason to keep pronouncing yourselves as "positively NOT gay" ? We understand, you don't like the same sex, but there's no reason to mention as much as you all do. That just makes me think you all are so insecure about yourselves that some of you just might be closet queer.

[Gunna_B_Saved]

I'm not suprised that these faggot japanese homers are putting out another gay recruitment "game"

This isn't the first time these "men" have disgraced Jesus with their sins. In addition to all the other Super Mario games, just look what these blasphemers have done to the holy image of Christ on the cross [offensive website link deleted by JesOS©]

[gm jack]

Yoshi lays eggs. Therefore, Yoshi is female. Might want to edit the list slightly.

[Misunderstood]

this is a game that kids-teens enjoy I Do not think that red Dino wants to give a turtual a ** and the mushroom is not giving it to the red Dino he is riding him like how you would ride a horse.
In Mario land they do not have cars so they ride on colorful dinosaurs to get around.

[Mr.Common Sense]

Originally Posted by Misunderstood

this is a game that kids-teens enjoy I Do not think that red Dino wants to give a turtual a ** and the mushroom is not giving it to the red Dino he is riding him like how you would ride a horse.
In Mario land they do not have cars so they ride on colorful dinosaurs to get around.

Don't bother mate. I've already tried. But if you say ride there gonna think of sex. If you say anything really there gonna think of sex. Seems when you go without it for so long I guess thats all they can really think about. Especially the "Ex-Gay" ones