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What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 02:26 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-12-2013, 03:27 AM
I love these posters!
I did some community service at the local public schools the other day and pasted these every ten to 15 feet.
With epoxy.
Not that wishy washy, cafeteria Christian, water based crap.
God Bless
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:47 AM
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement
And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:33 PM
According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement
And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:36 PM
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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
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You will keep a civil tongue when addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even women.
I also haven't seen a thread from you in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:38 PM
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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
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You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:50 PM
Atheists smell bad!
I Jesus!
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 03:56 PM
Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 04:01 PM
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Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.
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Is this why they make their playgrounds so offensive? To convince children anal penetration is "fun"?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 07:52 PM
Atheist can think for themselves & don't need
2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-12-2013, 08:05 PM
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Atheist can think for themselves & don't need
2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.
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Oh, how ignorant you are. Bible is the true word of God, and most of His written truth is MUCH older than 2000 years.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-18-2013, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.
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so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-18-2013, 11:27 PM
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so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.
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I did.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-19-2013, 12:31 AM
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I did.
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I checked the source but couldn't find a study of atheist and pubic lice anywhere on it. but thank you for posting it.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-19-2013, 12:39 AM
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so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.
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Friend, you are not our peer. You are also an atheist, and based on your comment, we should not affiliate with you. I suggest you read the Holy Bible and find out the Truths about the mysteries of it all.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-19-2013, 03:27 AM
Christians believe in God, athieasts don't. Or am I missing something here?
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-19-2013, 04:12 AM
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Christians believe in God, athieasts don't. Or am I missing something here?
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-19-2013, 01:27 PM
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Your missing out on an Eternity of Praising Jesus!
YiC,
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Well it's kinda implied that you don't "Praise Jesus" if you don't believe he exists.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-19-2013, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mark316
Atheist can think for themselves & don't need
2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.
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LOL, how stupid are you. A good chunk of the bible is older than 2000 years. Don't come here if you don't know what you are talking about.
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Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? -
09-21-2013, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Some recent statistics to go with this thread: 87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement
And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source
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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
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