[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

As all Patriots know, Obama's swine flu vaccine is a tyrannical plot. Is it to sterilize white people? Turn Americans into homosexuals? Rot our brains and turn us into liberal zombies? Or all of the above? Sample analysis at Metholodical Labratories has found traces of mind-control drugs, crack cocaine, floride, negro semen, watermelon juice, hummus, viagra and other unidentifiable substances in the vaccine. (The reports of chrystal meth being found are a false alarm caused by an improperly cleaned lab)

As for the effects of this needle that Obama and his pushers are trying to stick into your child's arm? These are completely unknown. Of course liberals are against animal testing, so they need human victims to be their guinea pigs.

Bear that in mind as you read this article from the Associated Press:

NEW YORK — Some of New York's biggest companies, including Wall Street giants Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, received [early] doses of swine flu vaccine for at-risk employees, drawing criticism that the hard-to-find vaccine is going first to the privileged....critics said Wall Street firms should not have access to the vaccine before less wealthy Americans.

"Vaccines should go to people who need them most, not people who happen to work on Wall Street," Democratic Sen. Chris Dodd of Connecticut [whined] Thursday.

"Wall Street banks have already taken so much from us. They've taken trillions of our tax dollars. They've taken away people's homes who are struggling to pay the bills," union official John VanDeventer wrote on the Web site of the 2 million-member Service Employees International Union. "But they should not be allowed to take away our health and well-being."...

Goldman Sachs has received 200 doses, and Citigroup has received 1,200, health officials said.

In statements, Citigroup and Goldman Sachs said the vaccine would only go to those in high-risk groups.

(Before you ask if 1,200 pregnant women work for Citigroup, remember that like everyone else they need Mexican maids to clean their offices, and 90% of Mexican women are pregnant at any given time. Not that Obama intends them to get the vaccine.)