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Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-26-2018, 07:33 PM
Well, I expect nothing short of the blood-bath genocide that is to follow. It's common knowledge that the Irish are a horny, drunken Catholic people who produce babies like it was their national sport. I thought I was a prolific mother, but Jesus, I can't keep up with the Irish!
Now that abortion is legal in Ireland, get ready for their babies to die off faster than any character in those dreadful George RR Martin stories! (Or my own kids, by matter of admittance).
Of course, it makes a lick of sense why it was a matter of time they'd drop the A-bomb. They raise their girls to be bold little ginger harlots who crave sex with any rogue who takes a hint of interest. Now they can scratch that sinful itch without attending to any Godly responsibility of producing for Jesus! (Not that they'd be doing that anyway, being Catholic all. All an Irish baby is really good for is furnace fuel for Satan's cauldron in HELL! Still, it's not what Jesus wants...) ( ( Exodus 20:13)
I choose life, and President Trump. In revolt to the Irish's disgusting referendum, no longer will I, Dolleen Sue-Helen Moans, use the word "Irish" in any context. Instead, I will replace "Irish" with what matters more - Baby Jesus!
(e.g. Irish Cream = Baby Jesus Cream)
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-26-2018, 10:07 PM
Thank you for posting that bad news, Mrs. Moans. I've been following this vote for weeks.
This defeat of God's word did not have to happen. I heard through back channels that non other than President Trump himself was ready to go to Ireland and turn this thing around. But no, Irish Catholics thought they could do it by themselves. Well, now we know they are not that smart.
It just breaks my heart.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-26-2018, 10:36 PM
The Irish referendum result is appallingly bad news.
It's now going to be difficult to get Irish girls to do anal.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-26-2018, 10:58 PM
Ooops sorry. The cat nocked my tea and hot liquid splattered across my key board. Something short circuited and my last post was sent unfinished.
I was saying it will now be difficult to get Irish girls to do an already very difficult job of mothering. They now have this despicable and criminally evil ability, to murder God's children.
We must call on glorious President Trump and urge him to nuke this God forsaken land .
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 03:03 AM
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Ooops sorry. The cat nocked my tea and hot liquid splattered across my key board. Something short circuited and my last post was sent unfinished.
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You have a sneaky pussy, Barry!
I applaude it for hitting the "." and the "Submit Reply" button at the same time. The Bible says nothing specifically about cats, so their abilities are questionable. Keep an eye on it!
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 04:01 AM
I was not surprised by this outcome at all. What does anyone expect when the president is a homer hindaloo?
I will pray that the UK re-instates a hard border to keep the heathen Free Staters out of the North.
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 06:14 AM
When it comes to the Irish, there's a long list - belligerent, public drunkenness, Democrat politics, the Kennedy's . . . and the last time Jesus sent them a potato famine to warn them. Now baby killing - I fear what Jesus is going to do next.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 06:54 AM
It's more serious than that. The thread title should read: "Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill ALL babies! -"
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 07:55 AM
Having studied the "Irish Problem" in depth for many years I have come to the conclusion that, in order to take care of the problem that has now manifested itself, a New, New Model Army should be raised. By once again applying Cromwellian tactics it should be reasonably easy to put these liberal bog trotters in their place and, at the same time, rid Irrland of the Papist Scourge.
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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 06:13 PM
I really feel sorry for President Trump. He has to live with the certainty that if he had simply gotten on a plane and gone to Ireland, even uninvited, he would have saved that country from abortion. Of course, he had obligations here, continuing to insult that Stormy person and North Korean Kim.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 06:31 PM
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Ooops sorry. The cat nocked my tea and hot liquid splattered across my key board. Something short circuited and my last post was sent unfinished.
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Cats are from the devil indeed! One got a hold of my phone and sent a naughty text to my husband. It all turned out okay though. Nine months later we had our third son.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 08:37 PM
This breaks my heart. I'll pray for their lost souls that they see the light -- Psalm 119:15 "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path."
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-27-2018, 09:43 PM
Does anyone else see a pattern here? In London we saw the first marriage of a Negro to white royalty. In Ireland voters approved the savage abortions.
I think Satan has taken up residence there. Maybe President Trump scared him away from the U.S.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-28-2018, 06:39 AM
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Thank you for posting that bad news, Mrs. Moans. I've been following this vote for weeks.
This defeat of God's word did not have to happen. I heard through back channels that non other than President Trump himself was ready to go to Ireland and turn this thing around. But no, Irish Catholics thought they could do it by themselves. Well, now we know they are not that smart.
It just breaks my heart.
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The Paddies may be alcoholic wife beaters who worship Mary but they have always had the good sense not to kill children for the wrong reasons
You see, female ladies need to be incentivesed to NOT have consequence free sex by the punishment of childbirth. How else could good wholesome Christian morals be enforced in this workaday world, I imagine?
And above all, let’s not forget that it is not fickle female ladies heartless decision to kill sentient, conscious feeling, helpless children in the whom: it’s Jesus’.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-28-2018, 06:47 AM
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The Irish referendum result is appallingly bad news.
It's now going to be difficult to get Irish girls to do anal.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-28-2018, 07:08 AM
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Yeah, I'm sure they're ready to do anal
ysis of what went wrong there.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-28-2018, 04:43 PM
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Yeah, I'm sure they're ready to do analysis of what went wrong there.
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Something must have went wrong with your IBM compatible microcomputer.
Correct. For one: I am an analyst therapists and there is nothing funny in that.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-29-2018, 09:53 AM
Yes. It is Harsha Shah here. I am thinking that it is very important for women to have the right over their bodies, yes, and the results of the referendum are sad and beautiful. They are beautiful as Ireland now has more strong independent women and sad, as every abortion is sad. Yes. But sometimes you have to choose between the lesser or the greater ahimsa, and this "yes" was the greater one. Yes.
I am also now thinking that perhaps there is indeed a christian god, as many of my friends were praying for Ireland to repel the 8th amendment, yes. They were praying for a "yes" vote. They were praying and their prayers were being answered. They were getting the answer "yes" from Jesus, and a "yes" is always beautiful and sad. This is the second time they were receiving answers to their prayers, the first time was the marriage equality referendum in Ireland in 2015. Yes. I am hoping that I was not offending you. Yes. It is possible that prayers are actually working based on this referendum. Yes.
"Ecclesiastes 3:7
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Re: Irrland celebrates "victory" for permission to kill babies! -
05-31-2018, 05:49 AM
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Yes. It is Harsha Shah here. I am thinking that it is very important for women to have the right over their bodies, yes, and the results of the referendum are sad and beautiful. They are beautiful as Ireland now has more strong independent women and sad, as every abortion is sad. Yes. But sometimes you have to choose between the lesser or the greater ahimsa, and this "yes" was the greater one. Yes.
I am also now thinking that perhaps there is indeed a christian god, as many of my friends were praying for Ireland to repel the 8th amendment, yes. They were praying for a "yes" vote. They were praying and their prayers were being answered. They were getting the answer "yes" from Jesus, and a "yes" is always beautiful and sad. This is the second time they were receiving answers to their prayers, the first time was the marriage equality referendum in Ireland in 2015. Yes. I am hoping that I was not offending you. Yes. It is possible that prayers are actually working based on this referendum. Yes.
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My dear Miss Shah,
Whilst I have the greatest respect for your quest to attain balance in life, Christ is the only balance I need, by the way, I would like to remind you that women should at all times submit to their husbands. This diabolical referendumb is nothing short of a license to commit murder. It gives the Godless Ginger Headed Irish freedom to murder little babies in the womb and spit in the face of Jesus. This new ruling does not "empower" the women of Ireland, it merely allows them to be slatterns and women of ill repute. Women are directed by God to be submissive to their husbands and also to revere him
Ephesians 5:22 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:33 - Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife [see] that she reverence [her] husband
It is great news that you are finally starting to believe that God exists. Once you turn the corner and finally accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour you might, at long last, find a Good and Devout Christian to accept you as a wife.
I wish you well in finding your balance in Christ
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