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Default Godly Song Jesus Is The Reason For the Season - 12-07-2016, 07:29 AM



Jesus Is The Reason For The Season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
And he's a Godly Republican

Santa's just another name for Satan
And even though Satan Claus is White
He's a godless European commie Pagan
Let's shoot him down tonight

Santa's elves are godless little commies
That is why they're always dressed in red
Turning children into mindless zombies
While nestled all snugly in their beds

We can no longer sing our Christmas carols
They've banned the nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel
And replaced it with evil Halloween

We can no longer say Merry Christmas
They force us to say happy holidays
Referring to Hanukkah and Kwanzaa
Leading all the godly souls astray.




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Default Re: Godly Song Jesus Is The Reason For the Season - 12-07-2016, 04:31 PM

Dear Mr. SOC;

Thank you for the lovely music video in your post. I must say, that after listening to the singer pronounce the name "Jesus" in his lovely accent, a thought did occur to me. (A thought also occurred to me as I typed out your name in initials, but never mind that.)

The criminal singer "Jay-z" may perhaps be appropriating Our Lord's Name, but in a different way that all those Mexican sorts. This now gives me another reason to become alarmed and offended, and my schedule is so full already.

However, when serving God, one must be ever vigilant and untiring in one's efforts. I will be adding this issue to my prayer list, and I may bring it up in everyday conversations with my compatriots in the White Community*, who are also on the lookout for things that are potentially offensive.

Concernedly Yours,
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Default Re: Godly Song Jesus Is The Reason For the Season - 12-07-2016, 10:38 PM

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Dear Mr. SOC;

Thank you for the lovely music video in your post. I must say, that after listening to the singer pronounce the name "Jesus" in his lovely accent, a thought did occur to me. (A thought also occurred to me as I typed out your name in initials, but never mind that.)

The criminal singer "Jay-z" may perhaps be appropriating Our Lord's Name, but in a different way that all those Mexican sorts. This now gives me another reason to become alarmed and offended, and my schedule is so full already.

However, when serving God, one must be ever vigilant and untiring in one's efforts. I will be adding this issue to my prayer list, and I may bring it up in everyday conversations with my compatriots in the White Community*, who are also on the lookout for things that are potentially offensive.

Concernedly Yours,
Handmaiden

* They are half-way there on their paths of Salvation.
It is interesting that you mention the singer's accent. One of the things that drew me to LBC was the Godly voice of Pastor Deacon Fred. I bet Satan shudders every time Pastor Deacon Fred unleashes a Jeremiad with his accent of victory over the enemies of Christ.


I am praying that President Trump will ban Kwanza and Hannukka. Those Hebes and darkies try to horn in on everything. Also those Hispanics name the kids Jesus and they don't even pronounce it right. Hey Zeus in instead of Jesus pronunciation: jayzuz. I hate how the Negroes and mud races besmirch the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It should be a state and federal crime to upstage the Baby Jesus.


And another song that chaps my hide is the Little Drummer Boy, "I have no gift to bring that's fit to give a king" Then leave you little welfare rat! The 3 kings brought gold, frankincense, and myrrh and all the little drummer boy brought was a dirty drum to play some awful jungle rhythms on. The Baby Jesus is the King of the world, not the king of Bongo Congo.




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Default Re: Godly Song Jesus Is The Reason For the Season - 12-19-2016, 07:15 PM

Is Christmas in the bible? Isn't it pagan to have a Christmas tree? I am new to the truth and I need help because my bible is contradicting what I'm seeing among the brethren. Thanks.
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Default Re: Godly Song Jesus Is The Reason For the Season - 12-19-2016, 07:38 PM

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Is Christmas in the bible? Isn't it pagan to have a Christmas tree? I am new to the truth and I need help because my bible is contradicting what I'm seeing among the brethren. Thanks.
Hello Malakah,

Welcome to this forum. Where did you see the Christmas tree? Perhaps it was meant to keep a fire burning, see Leviticus 6:12.

On a side note: Please be so kind to introduce yourself in the introduction forum. Helpful tips on how to introduce yourself are in the forum description.

Kind regards,

Roland


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Default Re: Godly Song Jesus Is The Reason For the Season - 12-19-2016, 09:29 PM

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Is Christmas in the bible? Isn't it pagan to have a Christmas tree? I am new to the truth and I need help because my bible is contradicting what I'm seeing among the brethren. Thanks.
Malakah--Glad to have you on our Holy site. This idea the Christmas Tree is from Pagans is ridiculous. Just Google up "manger scenes" and you will find many thoroughly research replicas of the actual setting in Bethlehem. You will notice Pine and Spruce varieties either next to or behind the manger. Christmas trees were there at the birth and are part of a celebration today.

https://www.amazon.com/Nativity-Set-...rds=manger+set


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