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Default My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake soon. - 05-10-2011, 07:25 AM

She was Baptized last year when she was 11. I was so glad you guys could be there for that. It was really a lot of fun.

This year she will be handling her first snake. Our family has a long tradition of proving our faith through Jesus' promise given to us in Mark 16:17-18

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.


We will be sending out invitations to you all soon. I hope you guys will attend this rather controversial Christian snake handling ceremony and you will treat us kindly for being involved in it.

After the ceremony we will be going to Des Moines to lay hands upon the sick. You don't want to miss that.

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Default Re: My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake so - 05-10-2011, 08:09 AM

Oh, I hope you can bring some salvation to the damned folks at the "House of Mercy" in Des Moines! They put up a facade of "mercy" while providing a women's lactation center, as if GOD Himself were unable to provide for a baby, despite Isaiah 49:15 -- "Can a woman forget her sucking child, that she should not have compassion on the son of her womb? yea, they may forget, yet will I not forget thee."

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They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
Sounds great, I can't wait! If anyone sees it as "Controversial" then they can tell GOD why they think he's wrong, can't they?

That baptism sure was memorable, you've got a beautiful little daughter Pastor and I'd love to see her handling a snake, thanks for the invitation.

Are we going to test out the "Drink any deadly thing"?.


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Default Re: My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake so - 05-10-2011, 03:47 PM

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Default Re: My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake so - 05-10-2011, 04:44 PM

Fondest wishes for your daughter on such a big day. I'm sure it will be a proud moment for all and will create memories that will last a lifetime. If I wasn't 4,000 miles from Des Moines I'd take my family to the occasion. We'll be sure to get a card in the mail soon.


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Glory!

I remember when I handled my first snake. I approached it with trepidation, expecting it to be wet and slimy like all the fish I had handled through the years, but to my surprise it was dry and amazingly muscular feeling!
Please pass on my congratulations to Ruth as I'm sure she has many years of handling snakes to look forward to.


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Congratulations friend. This is a testament to your and your family's faith. It is also a testimony to Him. I hope to hear good things from this.


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Dear Friend,

Feel free to bring her to my asp-hole for practice!

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Default Re: My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake so - 06-13-2011, 12:27 AM

hey

what happens if the girl can´t do it or if the snake bites her???
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what happens if the girl can´t do it or if the snake bites her???
The Bible tells us that it won't harm her. It even says you can drink poison and it won't hurt.
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I know that if you drink the posion it won´t hurt you cuz of the stomach juice, it´s too acid so hardly something would pass through it. I´m a medical student in the last year of graduation.

But what if it bites the girl, you´d run into a hospital, or you´d let her die cuz she didn´t have faith enough??

what does she have to do with the snake? just hold it in her hands or what?

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She was Baptized last year when she was 11. I was so glad you guys could be there for that. It was really a lot of fun.

This year she will be handling her first snake. Our family has a long tradition of proving our faith through Jesus' promise given to us in Mark 16:17-18

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.


We will be sending out invitations to you all soon. I hope you guys will attend this rather controversial Christian snake handling ceremony and you will treat us kindly for being involved in it.

After the ceremony we will be going to Des Moines to lay hands upon the sick. You don't want to miss that.

In Christ,
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Dude that's a little dangerous for a 11 year old, I have seen a rattle snake as big as me (4'11) but I shot it in the head from a distance, I didn't walk up to it and grab it, and I don't like touching sick people either...
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I know that if you drink the posion [sic] it won´t hurt you cuz [sic] of the stomach juice, it´s too acid[ic] so hardly something [anything] would pass through it. I´m a medical student in the last year of graduation.

But what if it bites the girl, you´d run into [take her to] a hospital, or you´d let her die cuz [sic] she didn´t have faith enough??

[W]hat does she have to do with the snake? [J]ust hold it in her hands or what?

Just curious...
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Dude that's a little dangerous for a 11 year old, I have seen a rattle snake as big as me (4'11) but I shot it in the head from a distance, I didn't walk up to it and grab it, and I don't like touching sick people either...
I didn't know midgets were allowed to carry guns.


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Default Re: My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake so - 06-13-2011, 01:45 PM

Hello,

Does every TC girl have to face a snake? if so, at what age??

Sister Mary, please fell free to correct my english too, it´s always good to learn!!!

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Default Re: My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake so - 06-13-2011, 04:25 PM

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Sister Mary, please fell free to correct my english too, it´s always good to learn!!!
We understand that many people who don't speak American as a first language are trying to change their heathen, sinful ways and so we show patience with their lack of writing ability. If we weren't so filled with the love of Christ, I'm sure we'd be a lot less tolerant.
However, people who claim to be highly educated, like that banned feminazi, are open game if their written American leaves a lot to be desired.


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Default Re: My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake so - 07-22-2011, 08:36 PM

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Fondest wishes for your daughter on such a big day. I'm sure it will be a proud moment for all and will create memories that will last a lifetime. If I wasn't 4,000 miles from Des Moines I'd take my family to the occasion. We'll be sure to get a card in the mail soon.
Beware the most venomous snake in the world!

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)



HABITAT: World-wide. Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

DESCRIPTION: Varying from pale pink to black. Blind and fangless, with a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood and subspecies


SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly females (although a subgroup reacts only to males) in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then, a severe swelling, followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccines available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.


WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED:
TORNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet, as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected. CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.
MILKING THE SNAKE:
  1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
  2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
  3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting.
  4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the skill of the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
  5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.
CONCLUSION: This snake, although very aggressive and active, is not necessarily vermin and treated with the right respect makes a wonderful pet.
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Default Re: My oldest daughter Ruth is going to handle her first snake so - 07-24-2011, 03:15 AM

Those Godless Hindus try to handle snakes, but look at this baby get bit!



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