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I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-14-2007, 05:43 AM
But tell me one thing, why would god let anyone die for that matter, even if they have sinned for there bad deeds why not just exile them some place else, until they repent.
Also why is there stuff like the Flu, Down syndrome and back then yellow death, why could he not make this stuff stop.
I am serious about turning though.
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-14-2007, 06:19 AM
God only loves people from this religion.
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-14-2007, 06:29 AM
God would love more Fanatics er, i mean Children.
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True Christian™
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-14-2007, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Bucket
But tell me one thing, why would god let anyone die for that matter, even if they have sinned for there bad deeds why not just exile them some place else, until they repent.
Also why is there stuff like the Flu, Down syndrome and back then yellow death, why could he not make this stuff stop.
I am serious about turning though.
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If you read your Bible, you would know that all comes from God. All good, and all evil.
God doesn't LET people die, He kills them. Or, in the case of Job, he makes a bet with Satan, and lets Satan kill off their entire family and torture them.
People are born with Down Syndrome because their parents sinned.
I suggest you sit down with your KJV1611 and get reading, instead of asking silly questions such as this!
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-14-2007, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Bucket
But tell me one thing, why would god let anyone die for that matter, even if they have sinned for there bad deeds why not just exile them some place else, until they repent.
Also why is there stuff like the Flu, Down syndrome and back then yellow death, why could he not make this stuff stop.
I am serious about turning though.
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Praise JESUS, the fagboy is cast out! (GONG!)
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-14-2007, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver
God would love more Fanatics er, i mean Children.
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Praise JESUS, the anime character is cast out! (GONG!)
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-14-2007, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Bojangles
God only loves people from this religion.
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Praise JESUS, the homer is correct, but cast out anyway! (GONG!)
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 05:28 AM
My friends parents are high ranked landover baptists and they had a retarded son. I think it has to do with jeans.
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by zigzagdance
My friends parents are high ranked landover baptists and they had a retarded son. I think it has to do with jeans.
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And I think it has to do with you being a dirty liar.
You will now receive an infraction for telling lies about LBC members.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™
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Location: Standing behind my husband
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by zigzagdance
My friends parents are high ranked landover baptists and they had a retarded son. I think it has to do with jeans.
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God-fearing Landover Baptists don't wear jeans. If you're going to bear false witness, at least do your homework.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by zigzagdance
My friends parents are high ranked landover baptists and they had a retarded son. I think it has to do with jeans.
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Tell the truth now boy. It was YOUR parents who had the retard son, right? And you ride the short bus to school?
Did you know that God hates mental midgets like yourself? See how great is His love.
Lev.21:17-23
Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
And I think it has to do with you being a dirty liar.
You will now receive an infraction for telling lies about LBC members.
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I'm not lying. Thats the truth.
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True Christian™ Theologian
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by zigzagdance
I'm not lying. Thats the truth.
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More lies won't save your worthless hide, heathen.
You're only making it worse for yourself.
REPENT!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Location: Freehold Iowa
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by zigzagdance
I'm not lying. Thats the truth.
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Friend,
There is the "truth" of a human and then there is THE TRUTH™ of The Lord. The Lord's TRUTH™ trumps your pathetic truth so you better start setting things right with Christ.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 09:19 PM
**** christ and **** you guys.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-15-2007, 09:24 PM
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**** christ and **** you guys.
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At last he speaks some truth.
Four-Star Christ
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Thank you.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
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Re: I have been thinking of turning to this religion -
01-16-2007, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by zigzagdance
**** christ and **** you guys.
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Typical heathen blasphemy. Our Lord Jesus Christ died on the cross for you, and so brought the gift of Salvation to all mankind, or at least all those who choose to accept it. He deserves five stars at the very least.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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