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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-25-2009, 01:45 PM

Well, I must say I am impressed.
You made 6 posts in the same topic and you still dont make any sense at all!
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-25-2009, 10:53 PM

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 12:55 AM

It's kind off a good show butt really who like eeky pink haired girls anyway? The guy with a mustache looks lika mexicant.. but he can do backflips and stuff like a circus freak.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 05:37 PM

Wow, Okay. First off let me comment on a few things that I have read. 1- Someone's lovely comment "First we had wiggers, and now this." Talk about being shallow minded and one sided. Do you even know what the word "wigger" means? Do you even know what the true reference of the word that that came from means? Ohh.. the horrible N word that should never be spoken! Look into it sometime.. The technical meaning of the N word is a low life. So a wigger is.. what? A white lowlife? But I'm sure you aren't all as shallow minded as you seem. I mean, what, a white person who tries to emulate African American Hip Hop mannerisms.. it's such a crime and a bad thing! Perish the thought..


"It teaches children to "get out" that is obviously a homosexual reference." WHat the hell is that crap?? LOL. If anything, atleast reading the posts on this subject are giving me a laugh. Yeah, they say get out, talking about getting out of the house and getting outside and being active. I need to ask this, who is the sick perverted pedophile type here? Think about it.. You all have nothing better to do then to sit around and talk about a teenage girl, on a kids show! You sit and talk about how shes a harlot, and you post videos and pics (all of which were altered and photoshopped). So who seems to have the more sick mind?


The show is called "LAZY TOWN", it doesn't imply that it's trying to teach kids that it is okay to be lazy. If you've ever actually watched the show you would realize that. But we can't watch it, it's blasphemy, such a harlot! If you've ever watched the show to begin with then you would realize the the show tries to teach children to get up and be active instead of sitting around and being lazy. Sportacus, the 'pedophile' in question, eats 'sports candy' which is his own term for fruits and vegetables, he wants to make sure the kids are happy and healthy and gets them to play outdoors instead of sitting around and playing video games inside.


You're all closed minded and shallow, IF I was still a christian I'd be ashamed to call myself one with people like you running around. It's one thing to worship 'something' but please, don't try to cram your stupid beliefs down others throats.


Oh and to quote your forum rules.. "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."
Think about that one before you cast another stone! I think you're all in violation! It's pitiful , to think that THIS, YOU PEOPLE, are reflecting how low christianity has sunk.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 05:51 PM

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You're all closed minded and shallow, IF I was still a christian I'd be ashamed to call myself one with people like you running around.
You don't have to worry too much about me. I don't run very fast any more. It doesn't look like I could catch up to you, anyway.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 06:39 PM

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Wow, Okay. First off let me comment on a few things that I have read. 1- Someone's lovely comment "First we had wiggers, and now this." Talk about being shallow minded and one sided. Do you even know what the word "wigger" means? Do you even know what the true reference of the word that that came from means? Ohh.. the horrible N word that should never be spoken! Look into it sometime.. The technical meaning of the N word is a low life. So a wigger is.. what? A white lowlife? But I'm sure you aren't all as shallow minded as you seem. I mean, what, a white person who tries to emulate African American Hip Hop mannerisms.. it's such a crime and a bad thing! Perish the thought..
Thanks for the extra explanation.
Now what exactly was the problem with posting the correct observation that wiggers are bad?

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"It teaches children to "get out" that is obviously a homosexual reference." WHat the hell is that crap?? LOL. If anything, atleast reading the posts on this subject are giving me a laugh. Yeah, they say get out, talking about getting out of the house and getting outside and being active. I need to ask this, who is the sick perverted pedophile type here? Think about it.. You all have nothing better to do then to sit around and talk about a teenage girl, on a kids show! You sit and talk about how shes a harlot, and you post videos and pics (all of which were altered and photoshopped). So who seems to have the more sick mind?
Watch your language!
None of them are made up. All pictures contain images from the original show. Since you appear to know the show very good, then I am going to answer your question "who is the sick perverted pedophile type here?"
The answer is: you!

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But we can't watch it, it's blasphemy, such a harlot!


Well, I am glad there is a tiny bit of common sense in your post.


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If you've ever watched the show to begin with then you would realize the the show tries to teach children to get up and be active instead of sitting around and being lazy. Sportacus, the 'pedophile' in question, eats 'sports candy' which is his own term for fruits and vegetables, he wants to make sure the kids are happy and healthy and gets them to play outdoors instead of sitting around and playing video games inside.
Yes, his own term for fruits and vegetables, exactly! That blows away all your other "arguments."
You do know what fruits and vegetables are in the queer language, right?
And you approve of it!? Sick!

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You're all closed minded and shallow, IF I was still a christian I'd be ashamed to call myself one with people like you running around. It's one thing to worship 'something' but please, don't try to cram your stupid beliefs down others throats.
You wont have to be ashamed of yourself when you die and can answer to Satan. Everybody in that pit is a sinner anyway, they wont mind. And isnt it you that is trying to shove his/her/it's believe regarding a pervert show up my throat? I wonder what else you try to shove down other people's throat.

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Oh and to quote your forum rules.. "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."
Think about that one before you cast another stone! I think you're all in violation! It's pitiful , to think that THIS, YOU PEOPLE, are reflecting how low christianity has sunk.
A heathen guest on the forum, that is talking about rules?
You didnt even introduce yourself! How rude!

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 07:33 PM

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Thanks for the extra explanation.
Now what exactly was the problem with posting the correct observation that wiggers are bad?



Watch your language!
None of them are made up. All pictures contain images from the original show. Since you appear to know the show very good, then I am going to answer your question "who is the sick perverted pedophile type here?"
The answer is: you!
I know I'm new and all, probably should stay out of it, but I'll tell you something, I have 12 nieces and nephews and there has been many shows like these on during this century and the time I was a kid, there is nothing provocative or dangerous or pedophile orientation within these shows, the fact you think this way makes you sick people.


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Well, I am glad there is a tiny bit of common sense in your post.



Yes, his own term for fruits and vegetables, exactly! That blows away all your other "arguments."
You do know what fruits and vegetables are in the queer language, right?
And you approve of it!? Sick!
What I don't approve of is in the name of god or a church, priests, people and various others in your "righteous" position engage in murder or sexually abusive acts, You may think I'm talking of blasphemy, but it's true, history in Canada proves it with how they mistreated aboriginal people!
Burning babies alive in furnaces!, You call yourselves righteous or have the right to call anyone sick!? look at yourselves.

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You wont have to be ashamed of yourself when you die and can answer to Satan. Everybody in that pit is a sinner anyway, they wont mind. And isnt it you that is trying to shove his/her/it's believe regarding a pervert show up my throat? I wonder what else you try to shove down other people's throat.



A heathen guest on the forum, that is talking about rules?
You didnt even introduce yourself! How rude!

We are reflecting how Godly christianity Truelly is! (Note: catholics are !not! Christians) We follow the KJV! You should read it, it is the True word of The LORD! You will slowly begin to understand it when you read it.
Satan!? God!? these imaginary things you believe in to justify your wrong doings that you people have committed in the past and will probably continue to be committed in the future, You aren't righteous, you have no right to speak about anything bad or wrong or right, you people are disgusting, you all believe that you can socially and emotionally change people to be like you, but you're wrong, I am not one of these sheep, I follow my own rights and rules, I would never do anything hurtful to anyone, and you think you have the right to tell me or anyone the way they live is wrong and they're going to hell? If there was one your own priests and popes and people within Christianity or any religion to do with "god" or "Jesus" will enact in the same pitiful and disgusting things, you will all rot, and if you don't believe me just take a round on google or look at this website. http://www.hiddenfromhistory.org/ You all commit genocide regularly!
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Angry Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 08:17 PM

Well, alextepes, too bad you don't know that site was written by racist Canadian Nazis who want to undermine history.

Honestly, are just asking to go to the great oven below? Because it sure seems like it, you Godmocking Canadian liberal!



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 08:22 PM

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Well, alextepes, too bad you don't know that site was written by racist Canadian Nazis who want to undermine history.

Honestly, are just asking to go to the great oven below? Because it sure seems like it, you Godmocking Canadian liberal!
Yeah, I'm Canadian, my political values however are none of your concern.
Oven below eh? Yeah take me there, bring me there, show me what my heart longs for, let me burn, turn to ashes, because I'm obviously wrong and become a nazi if I don't believe the same values you do.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 08:25 PM

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I know I'm new and all, probably should stay out of it, but I'll tell you something, I have 12 nieces and nephews and there has been many shows like these on during this century and the time I was a kid, there is nothing provocative or dangerous or pedophile orientation within these shows, the fact you think this way makes you sick people.
If you think you should stay out of it, then why bother to reply anyway?
For the record: Yes indeed, you shouldnt have replied. This is not a debate forum, and I think I have answered all the "points" you brought up multiple times. This is yet another example that you are a huge fan of that show, you are too lazy to even read!

For the rest: If you loved it as a kid, then obviously you were already an atheist. Atheists love everything that goes in exactly the opposite direction of the Bible. That's why you dont think this is a pervert show.

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What I don't approve of is in the name of god or a church, priests, people and various others in your "righteous" position engage in murder or sexually abusive acts, You may think I'm talking of blasphemy, but it's true, history in Canada proves it with how they mistreated aboriginal people!
Burning babies alive in furnaces!, You call yourselves righteous or have the right to call anyone sick!? look at yourselves.
You must be mistaken, we are not choir boy raping catholics.
Besides, the atheists and satanists are a really friendly community, LOL. Queer gatherings, robberies, rapists, alcoholics, junkies, etc.
And who cares about what MAY have happened in Canada, according to the Canadians?

That... and you are blaming us for giving our own opinion, a opinion which is True according to the bible, the true word of The LORD! If you dont like my opinion, take it up with God. You come here on to our forum to state your own opinion. Did we ask for it? No. Do we come to your pro-faggot atheist site where you obviously must be comming from? No.
So you are the one trying to put his ideas upon others, not the other way around, son.

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Satan!? God!? these imaginary things ...
Think of it as being imaginative will certainly cease when you get in to the hot depths of Hell among with the other scum this globe has walking around on it.

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you have no right to speak about anything bad or wrong or right
And you have no right to speak at all. Especially not about God.
You clearly dont love Jesus, you come here to mock God and you think that YOU, unsaved trash, has anything to say about our rights!?
Are you high?

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you people are disgusting, you all believe that you can socially and emotionally change people to be like you, but you're wrong, I am not one of these sheep, I follow my own rights and rules, I would never do anything hurtful to anyone, and you think you have the right to tell me or anyone the way they live is wrong and they're going to hell?
Your post is funny. You claim that we are wrong about trying to change the opinion of other people, while you come here to try and change mine. (No chance, by the way, I love Jesus! Praise the LORD!)

Next to that, you are only talking about yourself here. I highlighted the "I"'s in your post. I dont care about your opinion. And you *are* a sheep, son. You are the sheep of the atheist scum that will burn forever.

And yes, I do have the right to tell you that you are going to hell.
So: Son, you are going to hell! You are going to burn!!
(There, I said it twice.)

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If there was one your own priests and popes and people within Christianity or any religion to do with "god" or "Jesus" will enact in the same pitiful and disgusting things, you will all rot, and if you don't believe me just take a round on google or look at this website. http://www.hiddenfromhistory.org/ You all commit genocide regularly!
There we go again, priests and the pope are part of a ring-kissing false religion, they are called catholics. You didnt even take the effort to read WHAT we believe in while you say we are wrong about everything?
Sweet Jesus, boy! You are yet another living example that shows how many atheists are retards.

Enjoy hell.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-26-2009, 08:42 PM

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If you think you should stay out of it, then why bother to reply anyway?
For the record: Yes indeed, you shouldnt have replied. This is not a debate forum, and I think I have answered all the "points" you brought up multiple times. This is yet another example that you are a huge fan of that show, you are too lazy to even read!

For the rest: If you loved it as a kid, then obviously you were already an atheist. Atheists love everything that goes in exactly the opposite direction of the Bible. That's why you dont think this is a pervert show.
What makes you think I believe anything like that? I said there were shows on when I was a kid similar to lazy town, I didn't say I watched it or enjoyed them, in fact they were too boring for me.
Sorry if I'm still going on here, but I think I need to respond now since I started this with you, I'm not trying to change what you believe either.

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You must be mistaken, we are not choir boy raping catholics.
Besides, the atheists and satanists are a really friendly community, LOL. Queer gatherings, robberies, rapists, alcoholics, junkies, etc.
And who cares about what MAY have happened in Canada, according to the Canadians?
Isn't that kinda racist? Making a mockery of Canadians?
I actually don't agree with homosexuality either, My own moral values say man and woman not man and man or woman and woman.

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That... and you are blaming us for giving our own opinion, a opinion which is True according to the bible, the true word of The LORD! If you dont like my opinion, take it up with God. You come here on to our forum to state your own opinion. Did we ask for it? No. Do we come to your pro-faggot atheist site where you obviously must be comming from? No.
So you are the one trying to put his ideas upon others, not the other way around, son.
blaming you? no, I'm sorry it did come off that way I know that you personally probably haven't engaged in such actions, I'm not pro-faggot either, even though that's pretty harsh choice of words.

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Think of it as being imaginative will certainly cease when you get in to the hot depths of Hell among with the other scum this globe has walking around on it.
I hate everyone in general because of how they are, sure I might be scum along with them, but my own values say something different in terms of being scum.

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And you have no right to speak at all. Especially not about God.
You clearly dont love Jesus, you come here to mock God and you think that YOU, unsaved trash, has anything to say about our rights!?
Are you high?
As a child I was actually Christian, believe it or not, but due to certain circumstances, I no longer went to Church or praised your LORD.


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Your post is funny. You claim that we are wrong about trying to change the opinion of other people, while you come here to try and change mine. (No chance, by the way, I love Jesus! Praise the LORD!)
That's great, you can love him as much as you like, I never said you couldn't.
But it all seems contradictory to me, there is some things changed throughout the testaments in the bible that show how genocidal he is.. but I won't get into that here it's another topic entirely right?

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Next to that, you are only talking about yourself here. I highlighted the "I"'s in your post. I dont care about your opinion. And you *are* a sheep, son. You are the sheep of the atheist scum that will burn forever.

And yes, I do have the right to tell you that you are going to hell.
So: Son, you are going to hell! You are going to burn!!
(There, I said it twice.)
One thing first, I am ME, nobody else ME I do not run around believing what I hear or make up anything, I only make decisions by analyzing them for a very long time, not just hours but days even.
If you think I'm going to burn then so be it, I will burn even though I'm just as good of a person as you all are.

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There we go again, priests and the pope are part of a ring-kissing false religion, they are called catholics. You didnt even take the effort to read WHAT we believe in while you say we are wrong about everything?
Sweet Jesus, boy! You are yet another living example that shows how many atheists are retards.

Enjoy hell.
read what? Believe what, the bible?
I've read it, I can't tell you everything in it off by heart, probably you could though.
I'm a living example of atheists are retards?
Now how hateful is that towards your fellow man, are you sure the way you're acting towards me is right? What happen the the lords "law"?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-27-2009, 04:30 AM

ok first of all ugly kid. alextepes was not trying to change anyone's mind about anything. from what i read he/she was just saying their beliefs. and heads up, faggot is a cruel word, for someone who's preaching what is right and moral why do u use words like that?

2nd, being and athiest means following YOUR OWN path not the path that some lord tells you to. heads up, just because you don't follow the lords path does not mean your going to hell. it says clearly in the bible that if you are true at heart and do no wrong to others you will accend to heaven.

3rd, i just gotta ask. how can you follow a religion that allows rapists and pedofiles and murders to be "saved" by confessing and accepting jesus as their savior? to me that just seems messed up. im a good moral person, but i do not believe in following someones elses path. does that mean im going to hell for all eternity? and if so why? i honesly want u to answer that for me. i've never done wrong to others and if i do i confront them and make ammends, i havent commited and "sins", i dont steal, i dont murder, i dont cheat on people, i dont lie, im not a glutton, i dont have sex or lust after people, i dont have excessive pride, i dont envy people, i do not have anger problemsm, im not lazy nor do i avoid work. have you ever done any of those? if u have congradulations the bible says your going to hell

i'll ask you one more question can you name off the 7 deadly sins and the cardinal, theological, contrary heavenly virtues? or how about just the 7 corporal words of mercy?
like i said in a previous post. i have read to bible to make myself knowledgeable about christianity but what i read in these forums (well some of them) i see people saying this and that is wrong or people are heathens for what they believe, but it is completely contrairy to the bible. you yourself have commited 2 of the 7 sins in your last post. you use the word faggot in "anger"(or "wrath" whatever you prefer to call it) and you believe to a te what you say is true and that no one else can be right, "pride". congradulations your going to hell again
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-27-2009, 05:25 AM

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ok first of all ugly kid. alextepes was not trying to change anyone's mind about anything. from what i read he/she was just saying their beliefs.
Why would he/she/it say their beliefs if it wasn't trying to change our beliefs (which, like the Love of Jesus, is as solid as a Rock). We aren't interested in anyone's "beliefs", we are interested in the Truths of the Bible here at Landover.

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and heads up, faggot is a cruel word, for someone who's preaching what is right and moral why do u use words like that?
It is our duty as commanded by God to reveal to sinners what lies in wait for them. Hell is a cruel place, why wouldn't we reveal the true nature of what lies ahead for this person? Sure, we could tell people that Hell is a place full of gumdrops and candy corns, but that would be lying, and I seem to recall that the Bible forbids that

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2nd, being and athiest means following YOUR OWN path not the path that some lord tells you to. heads up, just because you don't follow the lords path does not mean your going to hell. it says clearly in the bible that if you are true at heart and do no wrong to others you will accend to heaven.
This is an interesting statement... Care to back it up with Scripture form the 1611 KJV Bible? You strike me as a Mary worshipper, saying things like that.

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3rd, i just gotta ask. how can you follow a religion that allows rapists and pedofiles and murders to be "saved" by confessing and accepting jesus as their savior? to me that just seems messed up.
"To me"? Since when did God "die" and leave you to decide what's right and what's wrong? Heads up, to borrow a phrase, the Lord doesn't give two shakes of a lamb's tail about what you think is right or wrong. What He does demand is that you follow His Word, and it doesn't appear that you are doing too well in that regard...

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im a good moral person, but i do not believe in following someones elses path.
And you are defining morality as what? Morality is defined by the rules and precepts set down in the Bible by God Himself! You are not following the Bible. Ergo, you are setting yourself on the path to destruction and are not, by definition, a moral person. And, for the record, you are following someone else's path: Satan's.

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does that mean im going to hell for all eternity? and if so why? i honesly want u to answer that for me.
Yep! Because the Bible, which you seem to know nothing of, says so. You obviously haven't accepted Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior, and, as the Bible states in John 14:6: "
6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."


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i've never done wrong to others and if i do i confront them and make ammends, i havent commited and "sins", i dont steal, i dont murder, i dont cheat on people, i dont lie, im not a glutton, i dont have sex or lust after people, i dont have excessive pride, i dont envy people, i do not have anger problemsm, im not lazy nor do i avoid work.
Congratulations, you sound like the world's greatest self-serving person. However, since God isn't a Catholic, you aren't going to Heaven. You must confess to Jesus that you have sinned, just as all men have because you were born with the sins of Adam (I Corinthians 15:22 states
22For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.). Until you accept Jesus, confess your sins, and tithe accordingly, you will soon yourself in a slightly warmer climate


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have you ever done any of those? if u have congradulations the bible says your going to hell
You really are a dunce, aren't you? Are you trying to be seriously obtuse, or are you just this much of an idiot? Have you ever heard of the concept of being "Saved"?! What do you think we were Saved from, exactly? I suggest you obtain a Bible and try to read it before wasting my time.

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i'll ask you one more question can you name off the 7 deadly sins and the cardinal, theological, contrary heavenly virtues? or how about just the 7 corporal words of mercy?
This could explain a lot. Are you Catholic? They're all about this sort of nonsense, giving fun names to serious issues in the Bible.

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like i said in a previous post. i have read to bible to make myself knowledgeable about christianity but what i read in these forums (well some of them) i see people saying this and that is wrong or people are heathens for what they believe, but it is completely contrairy to the bible. you yourself have commited 2 of the 7 sins in your last post. you use the word faggot in "anger"(or "wrath" whatever you prefer to call it) and you believe to a te what you say is true and that no one else can be right, "pride". congradulations your going to hell again
"Congradulations", you are judging unrighteously. We are called upon, as True Christians, to judge according to the Holy Spirit. You, as a lost sheep, are lost and denying the Lord's perfect Will for your life by trying to deflect criticisms on us. Shame on you. I will add you to my prayers over my reheated lasagna tonight.
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Isn't that kinda racist? Making a mockery of Canadians?
Why should we care about what happens in Canada?


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-27-2009, 12:51 PM

you read the 1611 KJV?? no wonder. i read the JWV 1384. forget it. I've been trying to say things from a bible you don't read. a lot of phrases and scripture had been changed between the nearly 400 years the JWV and KJV. so technically i have read the bible that speaks even truer then the KJV
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-27-2009, 01:10 PM

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you read the 1611 KJV?? no wonder. i read the JWV 1384. forget it. I've been trying to say things from a bible you don't read. a lot of phrases and scripture had been changed between the nearly 400 years the JWV and KJV. so technically i have read the bible that speaks even truer then the KJV
How DARE YOU come into our Christian forum and spew lieslike that! You've never read any Bible in your life! You can't even make a legible post!

Read THIS old sermon of mine on why the KJV Bible is the only one that's God's Holy Word


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-11-2009, 09:01 PM

Now, it's gone live! A live Lazytown show!


http://www.lazytownlive.co.uk/

And it's pirate themed as well!!!!


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-12-2009, 06:20 AM

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Now, it's gone live! A live Lazytown show!


http://www.lazytownlive.co.uk/

And it's pirate themed as well!!!!
Lord, have mercy!!!

I AM NOT A BUTT PIRATE!!!!!! NOR DO I WANT PRECIOUS BOOTY!!!

Why does it keep saying I'm a butt pirate? It's a lie!!! And that pink pop-up... sweet Jesus that was almost too much to bear. And that little homosexual boy at the front of the boat playing with that phallic object!!! and a huge over-sized brown phallic object at that. And that little pink haired feminist lesbian girl stepping on it. Did you see her gyrating like a wanton whore with that "I want your grown adult tallywhacker inside me stare"? I need to take a nap. That was just too much for me.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-16-2009, 03:46 PM

For love of the Lord;

Is this guy Jed a real christian? Or is he a racist pretending to be christian?
A mexican taking a white man's job? Come on!! Is ok to be vigilants of the devils tricks upon our children but not to be so offensive and rasit. This girl, Mr. Jed, was born in New York from 3rd generation americans. She is not mexican. And if she were you don't have any right to talk like that about herWould you like to be judged the same way because of your name?
You are not a christian; you are a rasits pretending to be a christian. Shame on you!!!
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-16-2009, 03:54 PM

What's a rasit?


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