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How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 12:42 AM
Early this morning I had baked a pie and put it on the window sill to cool it down, when suddenly a bunch of drunken abos came and stole the pie! I was yelling Genesis 9: 25 at them but they wouldn't listen and they ran off ! So Sisters, a few questions:
Does Genesis 9: 25 apply to abos?
And how do I stop it from ever happening again?
Thank you for listening.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 12:50 AM
Well here's the trouble; Stealing pie is in their blood. Many people don't know this, but the reason Daniel Boone invented the 12 gauge shotgun was to stop all the wanton pie thievery that was rampant across America at the time.
Your abo is nothing but a half-wit nigra, closer to a dumb animal than the American herd. The mistake you folks made was in letting yours taste pie. Once they get a taste of a White woman's pie, it's all over.
Go ask your husband to buy a shotgun. Learn how to use it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 12:59 AM
Thank you for the wisdom, Pastor, my husband has just left to buy a shotgun, maybe this will also bring the end of those pesky wombats and kangaroos that live on the lawn.
YIC
Mary Thompson.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 01:25 AM
Obviously, we have to get them more bugs to eat. We also should arm ourselves in case they outnumber us humans someday.
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 02:25 AM
Here in God's favorite country (America!), we know how to deal with the nigra that steals food. :police:
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Boy gets 50-year sentence for rib theft
WACO, Texas (AP) - A jury has sentenced a Waco man convicted of stealing a rack of ribs to 50 years in prison.
Forty-3-year-old Willie Smith Ward was convicted and sentenced on robbery charges Wednesday. The Waco Tribune-Herald reports that Ward's theft of the $35 rack of pork ribs turned into a robbery after he threatened a grocery store employee who tried to stop him in 2011.
The employee testified that Ward told him he had a knife.
The jury recommended Ward be sentenced as a habitual criminal. Ward has previous felony convictions for burglary, attempted robbery, aggravated assault, leaving the scene of an accident and possession of cocaine, and four misdemeanor convictions, including two pie thefts.
He must serve at least a quarter of his sentence before he's eligible for parole.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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I love how after the nigra dies, he will still be put into Hell for all eternity, Jesus is so merciful ! It is rather shameful to live in Australia, maybe one day, my husband will decide to move the family
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
Obviously, we have to get them more bugs to eat. We also should arm ourselves in case they outnumber us humans someday.
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The only way we can keep the humans at a good population is to follow God's word! (Genesis 1: 28), God's wisdom is amazing!
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson
wombats
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These wretches are eating my new fuchsias like crazy and I have heard that the 20guage is particularly accurate in such a case. As regards your other problems, from the historical record:
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James Dredge as Assistant to the Port Phillip Protectorate for Aborigines for the Goulburn District, reported within two weeks of arriving in 1839 of the incidence of Daung wurrung people being poisoned with flour laced with arsenic,such was the prejudice and ill will existing amongst many settlers towards the blacks... many of the aborigines had been destroyed by them with 'sweet damper' (James Dredge Diary, 1 June 1839, p.52)
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 09:47 AM
Praise The Lord! I have just got the shotgun and have been spending the first few hours testing it out. It was so much fun to shoot the unGODly wombats and the baby kangaroos on the lawn.It is such a comfort knowing now that no abo will be able to steal any pie of mine again !
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: How do you stop abos stealing pies? -
06-01-2013, 11:22 AM
If you could pop a few emus, Mrs Thompson, I am sure Mr Thompson will appreciate the resulting pie: just a couple of thighs (from a young bird) and he will be absolutely delighted.
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