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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-20-2013, 01:33 AM

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Okay I disagree because childbirth SUCKS! And some women's hips don't separate during pregnancy which cause need for a C-section and I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!
*Oh, and I know that ^ for a fact because I have two daughters.*
Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)

Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.

Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”

One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.

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Angry Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-20-2013, 01:34 AM

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Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.
It's not about pleasure, it's about creating children for Christ! You and your sick anecdotes should LEAVE.


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Pray, and keep up the heavy housework right to the time you go into labor. Lazing around eating whatever suits your fancy is definitely the wrong way to go about it. God gave us muscles for a reason!

Considering you're carrying twins, I doubt that you'll have a short labor, but I've found it best to keep praying during labor. Quote scripture and have a woman in there reading scripture to you.

I don't think the husband has to be in there. Why? Do you think a man appreciates watching something like that happening?
Thank you, I will take all your advice into account. I'll sign Mr. Puckett up for a day of bowling with our friends that day. And continuing with the heavy housework will be a breeze! It's my favorite thing to do beside serve God and my husband. I can't seem to get that darn vaccuum out of my hands!
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Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)

Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.

Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”

One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.

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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-20-2013, 01:48 AM

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Female Unsaved Trash tend to get overheated on this subject. They need to realise that through childbirth a woman is saved (1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.)

Now this is no small Gift from God, yet a small price to pay, being as it is still disputed whether a woman has a soul or, if she has, how much of a soul she has.

Seven Billion people on the planet and they all arrived that way – how hard can it be? As it happens I have just come back from the home of a young woman who was 28 hours in labor. We have a new baby boy in our community, who will have the secure knowledge that his mother is in heaven; her timely death ensured that she did not even have to “continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.”

One life ends, another begins and this is The Will of The Lord.

Amen.
I do appreciate this, but my babies were delivered via c-sections because I have cephalopelvic disproportion which basically means my hips didn't separate appropriately to birth them naturally. Oh, and I really tried with my first. I refused a epidural until it was almost to late to give me one.
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I do appreciate this, but my babies were delivered via c-sections because I have cephalopelvic disproportion which basically means my hips didn't separate appropriately to birth them naturally. Oh, and I really tried with my first. I refused a epidural until it was almost to late to give me one.
Oh, everyone stop what you're doing! Little Miss Google Whore found the "get into Heaven free card!"
She REALLY TRIED. Praise His name!
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Oh, everyone stop what you're doing! Little Miss Google Whore found the "get into Heaven free card!"
She REALLY TRIED. Praise His name!
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No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.
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No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.
I see, so you're allowed to insult and ridicule us, but if someone comes back at you, then they're just a big meanie?

And if you were a True Christian™ I'm sure you wouldn't have had to go through your "traumatic" experience.


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No I listened to my doctor when he told me what was wrong when me and delivered my perfectly healthy babies. I don't know what the hell is up your tight little ass but seriously, take it out. You don't get the right to be an asinine asshole just because you are behind a keyboard.
I'd rather you NOT think about my "tight little a**". I'm happily married and don't appreciate lesbian wannabes flirting with me.


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What is the pain of childbirth if not a gift from God? I turned off my wife's morphine drip when my son Zebida was born. Yes, my wife did cause a bit of a fuss and the doctor said it was the noisiest caesarian he had ever performed however it was a mild discomfort compared to an eternity in hell.

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I was wondering about Caesarians - I would think this community would think they are against God's will.


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I was wondering about Caesarians - I would think this community would think they are against God's will.
I couldn't find any Scripture against them. Can you?


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I was wondering about Caesarians - I would think this community would think they are against God's will.
I really don't know much about them. Nobody I know well enough to discuss such things has ever had one.

Didymiss Much is correct that the Bible doesn't say anything against them. I guess if you're cursed enough to have to have a Caesarian, then you need to go through it without anesthetics.


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Sounds like Believer's husband is throwing a hotdog down a hallway by this time. But Alexandria take it from me the first labor is the longest.
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I do appreciate this, but my babies were delivered via c-sections because I have cephalopelvic disproportion which basically means my hips didn't separate appropriately to birth them naturally. Oh, and I really tried with my first. I refused a epidural until it was almost to late to give me one.

When Jesus was suffering on the cross for YOU did He ask His Father for an epidural? No, He took the pain. Nails through His hands and feet, a wound to His side! No relief for Him, just vinegar. And you want pain relief for such a simple procedure as a caesarian .

You do know who was there watching when you were rejected God's gift of pain? Jesus was, perhaps with tears rolling down his sweet cheeks remembering what He endured for ungrateful you.




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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-21-2013, 02:28 PM

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When Jesus was suffering on the cross for YOU did He ask His Father for an epidural? No, He took the pain. Nails through His hands and feet, a wound to His side! No relief for Him, just vinegar. And you want pain relief for such a simple procedure as a caesarian .

You do know who was there watching when you were rejected God's gift of pain? Jesus was, perhaps with tears rolling down his sweet cheeks remembering what He endured for ungrateful you.




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You can bet the farm that if a man were to experience the relative pain of childbirth he would be back at work at the steel mill with his burly, husky work mates talking about the ball game.

Malingering and moaning about their nethers being used for God's intended purpose is something one can only expect from a woman

God's gives them an easy way to get on the road to Heaven and the ungrateful skanks spit in Jesus' gentle eye

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Talking Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-21-2013, 03:28 PM

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You can bet the farm that if a man were to experience the relative pain of childbirth he would be back at work at the steel mill with his burly, husky work mates talking about the ball game.

Malingering and moaning about their nethers being used for God's intended purpose is something one can only expect from a woman

God's gives them an easy way to get on the road to Heaven and the ungrateful skanks spit in Jesus' gentle eye

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Default Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-21-2013, 10:34 PM

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When Jesus was suffering on the cross for YOU did He ask His Father for an epidural? No, He took the pain. Nails through His hands and feet, a wound to His side! No relief for Him, just vinegar. And you want pain relief for such a simple procedure as a caesarian .

You do know who was there watching when you were rejected God's gift of pain? Jesus was, perhaps with tears rolling down his sweet cheeks remembering what He endured for ungrateful you.




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I am literally crying at the level of sense in this post, Brother Jack. And I am a manly man, let me tell you. Your love for the Truth® about Jesus sets you apart from other men. You have inspired me.



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Talking Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 03-22-2013, 02:30 AM

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I am literally crying at the level of sense in this post, Brother Jack. And I am a manly man, let me tell you. Your love for the Truth® about Jesus sets you apart from other men. You have inspired me.
Glory to God for blessing Mr. Jack and Landover with his good sense!


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