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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-19-2011, 01:56 AM
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If you'd had it removed, don't you think you might have come to Jesus sooner?
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Err... probably. But I've already come to Jesus and proven I can now handle the burden of having a sin button without abusing it.
That's why, you know, I'm not sure if a clitorectomy would be right for me, but I'm sure it's a good idea for basically everybody else.
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-19-2011, 02:29 AM
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That's why, you know, I'm not sure if a clitorectomy would be right for me, but I'm sure it's a good idea for basically everybody else.
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Don't be selfish. Clip one for Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-19-2011, 02:42 AM
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Don't be selfish. Clip one for Jesus.
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Zeke, I'll be in town the 4th of July week. I'd be happy to help you aid these women in ensuring their freedom from temptation.
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-19-2011, 08:18 AM
Those who preach female circumcision should also preach removal of the glans for men, for exactly the same reasons.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-19-2011, 05:24 PM
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Those who preach female circumcision should also preach removal of the -LINK DELETED- for men, for exactly the same reasons.
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I will thank you to not post links to inappropriate material on our holy board friend. Also, male circumcision removes the useless excess foreskin already. And that is all we are suggesting, that women have an equally useless bit of tissue removed. The fact that it would also make it easier for them to attain the Kingdom makes it doubly efficacious.
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-19-2011, 07:11 PM
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I will thank you to not post links to inappropriate material on our holy board friend. Also, male circumcision removes the useless excess foreskin already. And that is all we are suggesting, that women have an equally useless bit of tissue removed. The fact that it would also make it easier for them to attain the Kingdom makes it doubly efficacious.
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Womans cry for equal rights all the time, but if it goes to circumise they run back into the kitchen.
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-24-2011, 11:15 AM
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I will thank you to not post links to inappropriate material on our holy board friend. Also, male circumcision removes the useless excess foreskin already. And that is all we are suggesting, that women have an equally useless bit of tissue removed. The fact that it would also make it easier for them to attain the Kingdom makes it doubly efficacious.
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Why don't you get rid of your earlobes or something as well then? How come everyone ignored my question about piercings and tattoos as well?
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-25-2011, 06:05 AM
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Why don't you get rid of your earlobes or something as well then?
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Because even the earlobes has part in the function of enhancing three dimensional hearing by providing resonances as function of elevation. Well, earlobe case they are acting as sound filter that filters out some resonances from sound of your own steps. So you can see that they are needed when Soldier of Christ is sneaking true the heathen territory to murder assassinate terrorist leaders.
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-29-2011, 11:27 PM
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Also, what the HECK are you doing looking at cooters in the first place!?!? If the cooter you're looking at isn't your wife's cooter, you're a sinner!
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Does that mean I'm sinning, if my Biology teacher tries to show the class a picture of a woman's "cooter"; even if it's a sketch?
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-30-2011, 02:21 AM
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Does that mean I'm sinning, if my Biology teacher tries to show the class a picture of a woman's "cooter"; even if it's a sketch?
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Yes, of course it does! Men don't need to see a cooter EVER! Unless they're some sort of cooter specialist doctor, and even then I'm not sure if they're not hellbound for uncovering the nakedness of someone who isn't their wife!
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-30-2011, 02:31 AM
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Yes, of course it does! Men don't need to see a cooter EVER! Unless they're some sort of cooter specialist doctor, and even then I'm not sure if they're not hellbound for uncovering the nakedness of someone who isn't their wife!
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Good thing I'm taking online courses, then; I can just skip through that part, and not look at it!
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-30-2011, 02:31 AM
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Does that mean I'm sinning, if my Biology teacher tries to show the class a picture of a woman's "cooter"; even if it's a sketch?
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You're sinning and your teacher is a pervert who should be thrown in the hoosegow!
Can you send me a copy of this sketch? My email link is at the bottom of my signature.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
05-30-2011, 11:42 AM
@Mr DDM1895
I cannot understand why somebody would want look at a ' chichi' anyway - can't no be exactly a pretty thing, no?
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Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide -
06-01-2011, 12:10 AM
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@Mr DDM1895
I cannot understand why somebody would want look at a ' chichi' anyway - can't no be exactly a pretty thing, no?
YIC, Mari.
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For once, and I almost cannot believe I am about to say this, I agree with Maria. During the time I was attaining my various degrees at the faith based universities I attended, I was forced to look at photographs of human vulvas on several occasions. I became physically ill each and every time.
I am not one to question the will of God, and being that I am but a simple Scientheist, the infinite mysteries of the Lord are of course beyond my imaginings. So I must admit that I will never understand why He made that part of the female anatomy so incredibly unpleasant to view.
I have horrible nightmares almost every night. But my mind has never manufactured an image anywhere near as disturbing as the hairy monstrosity that the Lord, in his unfathomable wisdom, chose to place between the legs of all women.
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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