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Default Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS - 11-18-2014, 05:46 AM

An update.

It's exactly what I expected. The atheist scientists have launched a counter-attack. No doubt it is mostly due to the very convincing arguments we have been able to put forth in this Godly Forum.

They must have seen our total demolishing of their sorry attempt to create a plausible fictional planet "Uranus" and realized how implausible it is. A sphere of light blue color that a retard child could create with crayons or watercolors! Here's their original design to remind you, Sisters and Brethren, of their incapability:


Now they have "decided" it's time to perk things up a bit. They invented a "storm". Apparently they think that by combining new images with a fake news item their "Uranus" becomes more plausible.
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...If, indeed, these features are high-altitude clouds generated by flow perturbations associated with a deeper vortex system, such drastic fluctuations in intensity would indeed be possible...
What a load of nonsense vocabulary. Compare the above attempt of diversion to THIS:

Job 26:8 He bindeth up the waters in his thick clouds; and the cloud is not rent under them.

As for the new picture, it is most likely generated by Photoshop. It looks like this:


It's even worse than the previous one, out of focus, random patches of white, slurred, and the colors are less bright and beautiful. I can tell that these must be last desperate attempts to reach the public and get more research funding. Jesus no longer weeps at these IQ-challenged atheists. He laughs!


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Default Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS - 11-18-2014, 12:58 PM

And the scientists have the audacity to call their fake planet for Uranus? Who do they think they are fooling? I don't even want to think how they came up with that name
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Default Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS - 11-19-2014, 04:14 AM

Well, the scheme is out. As suspected, the one and only goal of this make-believe "comet mission" was to usurp God by spreading invented data that would make Jesus unnecessary. The actual assault has just begun. It will result in casualties, I'm afraid. Many young boys and men will succumb to daydreams of stars and faraway places and experiment with sodomy. Forever lost to Jesus.

The atheists are now claiming that this "comet" has living molecules and that it started life on Earth several thousands of years ago. Preposterous.

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Carbon-containing "organics" are the basis of life on Earth and may give clues to chemical ingredients delivered to our planet early in its history.
The compounds were picked up by a German-built instrument designed to "sniff" the comet's thin atmosphere.
At least, if there is an instrument (which I doubt), it is assumedly manufactured by skilled Germans. Small relief.

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For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be gods many, and lords many,)But to us [there is but] one God, the Father, of whom [are] all things, and we in him; and one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom [are] all things, and we by him.


Indeed, a pile of dung rubble is no God. Here is the pile of rubble.


At this point, this is all we get from these science atheists as they have not yet come up with any further fairytals. They admit as much.
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It has not been disclosed which molecules have been found, or how complex they are.
This means they are desperately trying to invent some plausible chemical names for their "findings". Ha-Ha!

Jesus is displeased. But He is mighty. He is righteous. He will smite these scum. I am most confident.



He will fight the demons of science and emerge victorious.


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Default Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS - 11-19-2014, 05:04 AM

Europistani anal probes and German panty sniffing instruments to 'prove' evil lotion. Is anyone dumb enough to buy into all this?


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