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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-30-2007, 08:12 PM
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Toilet paper colored with felt pens would be nice.
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The American flag is not necessarily Holy (yet), but it is the world's standard for peace and truth. Thus I cannot say that you are of SATAN, but you are most certainly the Prince of Dorkness.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-30-2007, 08:31 PM
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Toilet paper colored with felt pens would be nice.
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Exactly what colour is toilet paper?
And who will be feeling the pens?
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-30-2007, 10:35 PM
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Toilet paper colored with felt pens would be nice.
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Excuse me, PrinceOfTiresome, but this thread isn't about the arts-and-crafts class at the school to which you take the short bus.
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-31-2007, 04:48 PM
I am partial to Sister Virginia Templeton's flag with the dead Iraqi babies. It shows we mean business. I think if we flew those flags here in Iraq, we'd be finished with this war in no time flat. The enemy would probably just fold up and walk off into the desert never to be heard from again. I think a lot of them would just put a bullet through their temples out of absolute fear of the shock and awe that America could unleash on them-- as seen on our flag, proudly waving over our permanent military bases and oil fields.
Don't get me wrong-- we're makin' good progress here in Iraq under the awesome leadership of Gen. Patraeus and with the bold, powerful, mesmerizing, almost dream-like awesomeness of President George W. Bush. We're seeing the light at the end of the tunnel here. The insurgency is in its very, very, VERY last throes-- trust me on this one! These throes are dead last, behind all the other throes that came before.
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-31-2007, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.
I think a lot of them would just put a bullet through their temples out of absolute fear of the shock and awe that America could unleash on them-- as seen on our flag, proudly waving over our permanent military bases and oil fields.
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There are any temples left in Iraq? I thought the towelheads had already blown all those Satanic shrines to all up all by themselves.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
09-01-2007, 11:26 AM
I just realized, the only properly republican way to do this is to privatize the flag.
We could sell it to the highest bidder, which might have it look something like this:
Or rent out parts of it, which would have it look more like this:
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