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Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-20-2007, 10:13 PM
Wondering where to go and what to do this spring? Never fear, Monty is here!! These are a few tips I've picked up in my business travel that I will happily share with my fellow True Christians™.....
I find Indianapolis a charming city that is one of America's hidden gems.
Next time you're there, be sure to visit the waterfront to watch the majesty of the mighty White River as she makes her way to the Ohio and the Mississippi.
Visit The Olive Garden Restaurant at 6130 E. 82nd St. (in the Castleton Square Shopping Center) for never-ending salad and breadsticks in an almost one-of-a-kind Orlando-based franchise dining concept experience.
Accent on Indy, Inc. at 233 South McCrea St., Suite 501 is a Meeting and Special Event Management Company that has been providing a comprehensive range of customized services to the association, corporate and incentive markets since 1989, and conducts guided tours of all the spectacular sights, sounds and smells of Indianapolis! They're located just next to the Eli Lilly Corporate Campus, so be sure to pick up some Prozac at their outlet store before you go.
And who could possibly forget the President Benjamin Harrison House at 1230 N. Delaware St.? This museum is built in the former home of the Heroic and Godly 23rd President of the United States, Benjamin Harrison. It features displays about his life and presidency as well as exhibits about exciting events in Indiana history, such as lynchings, cross burnings, and historic Ku Klux Klan gatherings. Pssssst! Don't miss the section on how President Harrison dealt with the Panic of 1892. Don't worry-- each admission includes a phony prescription for more Prozac.
Other Points of Interest:
Greatimes Family Fun Park
5341 Elmwood Ave.
Indianapolis, IN 46203
Indiana Historical Society
450 W. Ohio St.
Indianapolis, IN 46202
Indianapolis Motor Speedway Hall of Fame Museum
4790 W 16th St.
Indianapolis, IN 46222
The Fashion Mall
8702 Keystone Crossing
Indianapolis, IN 46240
(317) 574-4000
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Re: Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-20-2007, 11:23 PM
Another fun, rewarding and extremely interesting thing to do this particular Spring is to drive around the country to the site of executions to mock and taunt the families of the offenders and pelt the pro-murderer demonstrators with insults and foul objects. This spring promises to be a very busy execution season!
Ohio
DATE OF
EXECUTION NAME RACE COUNTY
March 20, 2007 Kenneth Biros W Trumbull
April 17, 2007 John G. Spirko W Van Wert
April 24, 2007 James J. Filiaggi W Lorain
May 24, 2007 Christopher Newton W Richland
Texas
Date Name Birth Race Sentenced County
02/27/2007 Miller Donald 06/12/1962 White 12/04/1982 Harris
03/06/2007 Perez Robert 06/29/1958 Hispanic 07/29/1999 Dallas
03/07/2007 Nichols Joseph 09/08/1961 Black 03/12/1982 Harris
03/28/2007 Gutierrez Vincent 10/01/1978 Hispanic 04/14/1998 Bexar
03/29/2007 Pippin Roy White 11/03/1995 Harris
04/18/2007 Henderson Cathy 12/27/1956 White 06/01/1995 Travis
05/16/2007 Smith Charles 02/24/1966 White 11/01/1989 Pecos
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Re: Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-22-2007, 12:00 AM
Brother Monty! You've given so many choices, I just don't know where to start!
If only they had a place like this "Olive Garden" you mention, in Texas. Why, then I could kill several birds with just one stone!
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02-22-2007, 12:09 AM
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If only they had a place like this "Olive Garden" you mention, in Texas. Why, then I could kill several birds with just one stone!
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Texas might not have Olive Garden, but it's home of the 72oz steak. My mouth is watering thinking of a bloody, tender 72oz steak with a salad. (Salad= Baked potato with sour cream, butter, lots of saly, and bacon bits.)
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-22-2007, 01:52 AM
Elmer and I have considered visiting that lovely American City called Indianapolis (I hope I spelt that right). Anyway, I was wondering exactly what a Hoosier is? Seems these folks call each other Hoosiers a lot.
PS Are there any good buffet style restaurants in Indiana . . . not Chineeese, but real American food?
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02-22-2007, 02:51 AM
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PS Are there any good buffet style restaurants in Indiana . . . not Chineeese, but real American food?
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Old Country Buffet is one of the better ones.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-22-2007, 08:44 PM
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Old Country Buffet is one of the better ones.
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How is the jell-o there? Can't have a proper buffet without jell-o.
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02-22-2007, 10:10 PM
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How is the jell-o there? Can't have a proper buffet without jell-o.
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Three to five different flavors usually. Some that I've been to have only two flavors, but they have some concoction with fruit, whipped cream, coconut, and jell-o. It usually keeps the kids quiet, especially since I've taught them how to eat jell-o through a straw.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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02-22-2007, 10:32 PM
I would be happy if I could go to Freehold already
God has given me a hard life in unsaven Belgium, but the fact that I was born in a street with a church gives me hope that I can ever move to America!
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Re: Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-22-2007, 10:33 PM
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Three to five different flavors usually. Some that I've been to have only two flavors, but they have some concoction with fruit, whipped cream, coconut, and jell-o. It usually keeps the kids quiet, especially since I've taught them how to eat jell-o through a straw.
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Hmm coconut, I've never been a fan of foreign food (I thought Freehold made a mistake allowing someone to open a Pizza Hut). Though the whipped cream sounds good.
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Re: Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-22-2007, 11:39 PM
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I would be happy if I could go to Freehold already
God has given me a hard life in unsaven Belgium, but the fact that I was born in a street with a church gives me hope that I can ever move to America!
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America is the greatest country on earth and a paradise for those blessed by Jesus. The streets are paved with gold and there are handsome cowboys and blonde bombshells everywhere. You could even wear genuine blue jeans! The travel tips offered by Brother Monty here are just a small sampling of the bounty available here in God's favorite country.
Go to your nearest American Embassy and apply for a green card today. We can supply you with some very persuasive paperwork to expedite the process.....but we are still waiting for your Tithe, son.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-23-2007, 09:59 PM
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And who could possibly forget the President Benjamin Harrison House at 1230 N. Delaware St.? This museum is built in the former home of the Heroic and Godly 23rd President of the United States, Benjamin Harrison. It features displays about his life and presidency as well as exhibits about exciting events in Indiana history, such as lynchings, cross burnings, and historic Ku Klux Klan gatherings. Pssssst! Don't miss the section on how President Harrison dealt with the Panic of 1892. Don't worry-- each admission includes a phony prescription for more Prozac.
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Praise! Does it have much information about how, under Harrison's guidance, the Godly United States military defeated an insurrection of 300 bloodthirsty Injuns at Wounded Knee?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Monty's Spring Travel Tips -
02-23-2007, 11:20 PM
Those damnable Injun insurgents are still at it, trying to steal our money through their colorful and tempting casinos.
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