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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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I feel a healing coming on! -
08-11-2014, 11:53 AM
Right now, somebody is reading this who's been lurking here, reading these forums without getting registered.
That person has been experiencing great heartache and uncertainty in their life, but they haven't created an account here and made an introductory post, because they're afraid they won't be welcomed or understood.
That person is YOU, isn't it? See, I knew it was YOU because God told me all about you while I was praying just now.
God wants you to get off that fence, friend.
God wants to read your testimony.
Today.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: I feel a healing coming on! -
08-11-2014, 09:42 PM
Oh Faith Machine! What a wonderful prophesy! My spirit is all aflutter in anticipation of finding out who the LORD is calling on! I hope they share their testimony with us soon!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: I feel a healing coming on! -
08-12-2014, 04:18 AM
Amen, Sister Mary, AMEN! They still haven't made their introductory post, but I know it's going to be soon, and they will feel SO GOOD when they do it!
In fact, the Lord told me they're struggling with a health issue RIGHT NOW, and they will experience relief and comfort as soon as they join us!!!!
What's more, He told me that person is experiencing financial hardship right now, but that hardship will be lifted as soon as they make their first love offering!
SHOUT GLORY!!!
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True Christian™
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Posts: 1,716
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the midst of His Will®
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Re: I feel a healing coming on! -
08-13-2014, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Amen, Sister Mary, AMEN! They still haven't made their introductory post, but I know it's going to be soon, and they will feel SO GOOD when they do it!
In fact, the Lord told me they're struggling with a health issue RIGHT NOW, and they will experience relief and comfort as soon as they join us!!!!
What's more, He told me that person is experiencing financial hardship right now, but that hardship will be lifted as soon as they make their first love offering!
SHOUT GLORY!!!
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I can feel the pressure building, too. The air is charged with potential salvation...I sense The Redeemer™, poised, 20 pound sledge raised high, intense concentration furrowing His Holy brow, readying Himself for a furious game of wack-a-mole against the foul demons who have made this poor wretch their unwilling host. Let the healing begin, Lord!!
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 9,980
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Re: I feel a healing coming on! -
08-13-2014, 04:01 AM
Oh yes, when the healing is finally unleashed, it will be a veritable geyser of holiness!
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True Christian™
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Posts: 516
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Mission for Men, topeka Kansas
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Re: I feel a healing coming on! -
08-13-2014, 02:20 PM
I'm getting a healing right now, just reading about this!
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 4
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: causing trouble
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Re: I feel a healing coming on! -
08-13-2014, 03:14 PM
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