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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-15-2011, 12:32 PM

Another idiot doesn't realise that this place is all about educating people about God's true and unwavering message of the Bible and not debating if sodomy is OK in the opinion of a drug-addled teenaged sex toy fetishist.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-17-2011, 01:03 AM

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Another idiot doesn't realise that this place is all about educating people about God's true and unwavering message of the Bible and not debating if sodomy is OK in the opinion of a drug-addled teenaged sex toy fetishist.
today I learned it's okay to get knocked up out of wedlock as long as you say a magical sky wizard did it. mods are a couple clicks away from confirming this.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-25-2011, 02:08 PM

wow this is crazy i just ask a Question on ask.com and came here to read your version of my question, and now im all screwed up,some remarks i read are not to christian sounding, one made by a young girl, thanking her pastor for the panties he sent? im still readimg through your forums, hope to find a place where i can ask your opinons about the bible (that i have read on a daily basis for a year) i shall keep looking, but lord knows i hope to be able to understand your preachings, and im sure if it is his will it will be done, unsaved trash im not, beleiving in what man has changed over the years is very hard for me , i know my god was here(before a so called jewish moses brought down the tablets, and i dont trust any man who calls hiself a king on earth(KING JAMES) god created humans, not jews and hitties and egyptians therefore it is hard for me to beleive he would only make a pack with one group, i really think the jews used his name and glory to fool the world to thinking they are the chossen race and we are just the dogs begging for a handout, BS jesus was son of god and human just as i am both.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-25-2011, 02:15 PM

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wow this is crazy i just ask a Question on ask.com and came here to read your version of my question, and now im all screwed up,some remarks i read are not to christian sounding, one made by a young girl, thanking her pastor for the panties he sent? im still readimg through your forums, hope to find a place where i can ask your opinons about the bible (that i have read on a daily basis for a year) i shall keep looking, but lord knows i hope to be able to understand your preachings, and im sure if it is his will it will be done, unsaved trash im not, beleiving in what man has changed over the years is very hard for me , i know my god was here(before a so called jewish moses brought down the tablets, and i dont trust any man who calls hiself a king on earth(KING JAMES) god created humans, not jews and hitties and egyptians therefore it is hard for me to beleive he would only make a pack with one group, i really think the jews used his name and glory to fool the world to thinking they are the chossen race and we are just the dogs begging for a handout, BS jesus was son of god and human just as i am both.
You seem very full of your own opinion.

This makes you a fool.

Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-25-2011, 06:01 PM

before you can see you are blind right? i just think there is more to our lord than the book, i used it to learn as much about the lord as i do, i don't claim vast intelligence but i do have the wisdom of at least 43 years of life good and bad. i dont want to anger anyone just still reading your forum, and asking when something brings me a question, hope not be banished or disturbing anyone.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-26-2011, 03:09 AM

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before you can see you are blind right? i just think there is more to our lord than the book, i used it to learn as much about the lord as i do, i don't claim vast intelligence but i do have the wisdom of at least 43 years of life good and bad.
You should rely on the Bible, not your own wisdom.
1 Corinthians 1:27

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-26-2011, 10:49 AM

I'm 43, my wisdom only goes so far in age and can only account for things I've known in my life. GOD is guiding me through this. when it is time he will reveal all to me, until then i have to watch out for the devil in his minions of fake healers and their disguises!, i do thank you for your advice.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-26-2011, 11:31 AM

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GOD is guiding me through this. when it is time he will reveal all to me,
Care to show me some scriptural evidence for that, friend?



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-26-2011, 07:48 PM

No i cannot, i would just wind up getting a headache lookin it up, thank you LORD
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-26-2011, 07:54 PM

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No i cannot, i would just wind up getting a headache lookin it up, thank you LORD
Reading the Bible does not fill you with joyfulness?

God has forced people guilty of the same sin by forcing them to eat their children.

Deuteronomy 28:47-53

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47Because thou servedst not the LORD thy God with joyfulness, and with gladness of heart, for the abundance of all things;
48Therefore shalt thou serve thine enemies which the LORD shall send against thee, in hunger, and in thirst, and in nakedness, and in want of all things: and he shall put a yoke of iron upon thy neck, until he have destroyed thee.
49The LORD shall bring a nation against thee from far, from the end of the earth, as swift as the eagle flieth; a nation whose tongue thou shalt not understand;
50A nation of fierce countenance, which shall not regard the person of the old, nor shew favour to the young:
51And he shall eat the fruit of thy cattle, and the fruit of thy land, until thou be destroyed: which also shall not leave thee either corn, wine, or oil, or the increase of thy kine, or flocks of thy sheep, until he have destroyed thee.
52And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy land, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
53And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-26-2011, 09:47 PM

Stirring stuff indeed.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 09-04-2011, 08:51 PM

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You hate mongering bigot! You will care about OUR Religion, just you see. You will be begging for Jesus to SAVE your worthless backside when the boys from Blackwater hall your backside off to a Haliburton run re-education camp in 2009. Jesus wipes His prefect feet on your worthless constitution, America needs only one law and that is The Bible.

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stop being a hater? STOP BEING A HATER.... ALL YOU PEOPLE DO IS HATE, HATE GAYS, HATE BLACKS, HATE MUSLIMS, HATE OBAMA!!! the irony here is truly amazing! HUZZAH, LOGICALTHINKING! HUZZAH
Friend, we don't hate anyone or anything. It's God that hates. We merely carry out His will.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
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stop being a hater? STOP BEING A HATER.... ALL YOU PEOPLE DO IS HATE, HATE GAYS, HATE BLACKS, HATE MUSLIMS, HATE OBAMA!!! the irony here is truly amazing! HUZZAH, LOGICALTHINKING! HUZZAH
Why all the hate and anger, friend? You seem very unhappy. Something terrible must have happened to you to make you this way.

I'm here for you, tell Uncle Enoch all about it. Did your daddy used to touch you when mommy was passed out?

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 09-20-2011, 01:07 AM

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and yet there are people out there who find our views and attitudes 'strange' and 'aggressively closeminded'. Those people should be imprisoned or shot. Gods word obviously cant get through to everyone, no matter how many times you bash them over the head with a KJV bible.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 09-20-2011, 01:43 AM

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I'd happily beat you over the head with some things, see if we can get them through your skull. Things like steel toed boots, or a baseball bat, just to see how long it takes to get it through to you. I'm thinking one. What do you think you piffleing middle management, hate filled, disappointment in life, live with your mama in the basement, pussy in real life, spineless piece of shit?
Your threat has so be noted along with you IP address.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 10-25-2011, 10:17 PM

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Friend, we don't hate anyone or anything. It's God that hates. We merely carry out His will.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
That picture you have of you standing in front of a burning cross is terrible...unless you actually are a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I honestly hope that you realize how much hate you and your ilk are spouting and repent for it, otherwise when the rapture happens the REAL Christians who preach love will leave your hatemongering kind to the terrors of the Apocalypse.

But if you really are right and you get taken from this world when the rapture happens, then the world will be a much better place thanks to your absence.

I'm done here. Ban me. I have no intention of EVER returning to this hateful, pitiful excuse for a Chrisian website.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 10-26-2011, 04:27 AM

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That picture you have of you standing in front of a burning cross is terrible...unless you actually are a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I honestly hope that you realize how much hate you and your ilk are spouting and repent for it, otherwise when the rapture happens the REAL Christians who preach love will leave your hatemongering kind to the terrors of the Apocalypse.

But if you really are right and you get taken from this world when the rapture happens, then the world will be a much better place thanks to your absence.

I'm done here. Ban me. I have no intention of EVER returning to this hateful, pitiful excuse for a Chrisian website.
Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 10-30-2011, 04:42 AM

How are you not extreme? You're advocating suppression of other beliefs, death to homosexuals E.T.C. If that's not extreme, then what is?


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 10-30-2011, 05:08 AM

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How are you not extreme? You're advocating suppression of other beliefs, death to homosexuals E.T.C. If that's not extreme, then what is?
Extreme? Oh, you mean faithful. They are synonyms.

An extremist is someone who loves Jesus more than you. Deal with it, boy.



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