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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 09-21-2013, 04:33 PM

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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
Part of the package that comes with being an atheist means that good, God-fearing people can never trust you because you have no moral standard on which to make true statements, so you'll forgive us if we don't accept your testimony.

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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 09-21-2013, 04:37 PM

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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!

I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light!
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 09-21-2013, 04:49 PM

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Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!

I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light!
But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 09-21-2013, 04:55 PM

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But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been
Is this Appalachian dialect or something? Please learn to speak proper American, because I don't understand what you are trying to say.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 09-22-2013, 08:31 AM

Christians Love Jesus.

Atheists franchise out lies and deception by brainwashing children to adore evil.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 09-22-2013, 09:42 PM

Christians drink the symbolic blood of Jesus. Atheists drink semen from Satan's anal chalice.


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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 09-22-2013, 09:55 PM

An atheist does this

Christians don't.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 01-15-2014, 02:34 AM

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What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 01-15-2014, 02:46 AM

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and dress in rags.
My oh my, it's the image with the typo...

It's meant to read "and dress in Drag."

TRUE CHRISTIAN's perfection does not prevent errors when we outsource the image creation to gayeez graphic designers (you DO know that they are all queer as a three dollar bill)

And I don't know why, but when we ask them how long they took to create the image, they keep repeating that it evolved over a long period... I guess it's their excuse to charge more.

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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 01-15-2014, 03:03 AM

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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
Revelation 21:8 Psalm 14:1. Atheist tend to lie as well.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 01-15-2014, 03:03 AM

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What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.
How can you be offended when you BELIEVE IN NOTHING? Without a MORAL COMPASS, how can you even begin to say that Christians are wrong and you are right? After all, there is no objective morality, and you're just some accident that happened because lightning struck some slime in the ocean a trillion years ago. Isn't that how it goes? Are are you just here trying to stir up a debate because you're insecure?

Frankly, I AM OFFENDED BY YOU! You see, I HAVE OBJECTIVE MORALITY and I HAVE ABSOLUTE TRUTH! I HAVE TRUE TRUTH! You have nothing except a non-existent moral code that allows you to stick things up your butt and spend Sunday mornings "sleeping in" instead of putting on your nicest suit, listening to the wisdom of your spiritual betters, and giving the LORD His tithe.

How can you even live like that? Does it not pain you to be so DEAD INSIDE and serve no Higher Purpose? As long as you keep going around pretending God doesn't exist, you are about as big of a fool as one can be.

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You'll have NO SYMPATHY FROM ME if you don't put things right with Jesus while you still have the chance. You probably think "all the cool people are in hell," but your tune will be changing quickly once the REALITY of HELL sets in all around you. Don't say you weren't warned.


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What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.
I don't know about all of them doing drugs, committing suicide, and dressing in rags, but EVERY SINGLE atheist, without exception, is vile. The Bible is crystal clear about this:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Psalm 14:1


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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 12-10-2018, 08:37 PM

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This is deep, Brother. Very insightful and poetic.


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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 12-11-2018, 03:58 PM

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This is deep, Brother. Very insightful and poetic.
Once in a while I get reflective. Today I'm wondering if it is possible to hate atheists too much.

So far, my conclusion is no, it is not possible to hate them too much. They are taking people from their right to an eternity in heaven with Jesus to a place of fire. While we at Landover Baptist love people who are trying to stop their sinful lives and we give them advice on how to to this, atheists do not listen to us. I don't see why it is wrong to hate them for being stubborn.


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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 04-06-2019, 10:07 AM

Ok, if you guys love stereotypes...

Christians are rude and extreme
Christians like to attack everyone who doesn't agree
You frickin' love labels
You're hypocrites
Sie haben aus irgendeinem Grund etwas gegen andere Sprachen. Especialmente el espanol.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 04-06-2019, 11:55 PM

I'm sure we have very little time for "stereotypes" which are something more associated with identity politics. Everything that's necessary for Salvation has been explained in The Bible, even the reasons are given by Jesus when He refers us to The Old Testament so that we'll know why He had to die.

That is not everything there is to know altogether (for example Jesus did not say anything about pneumatics, how to fix a puncture say, or what to do if the bellows perish on your cuckoo clock) but without that information we are not condemned.

We are all born revolting to God because Eve did not produce any children for Adam until after she deceived her Husband. Adam became poisoned with sin and that sin is transmitted from Adam to us, which is why Jesus needed to be born as a baby just so He could be killed.
I Corinthians 15:21-22 For since by man came death, by man came also the resurrection of the dead. For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.
Without reading The Bible we might come up with all sorts of nonsense! Some countries invent the most horrible stories, make grotesque idols depicting what they've made up! Only through Christ Jesus can we ever hope for Redemption and He has told us everything we need to know about it.

People who do not agree with Jesus are not Christians. They remain fully as sinful as the day they were born. There are even people who want to say that Jesus was deceiving us or even that Jesus never existed at all! That His life is just another horrible story represented by grotesque idols depicting His torture! How should we respond to such people? He endured that torture for us.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 04-07-2019, 02:50 AM

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Ok, if you guys love stereotypes...

Christians are rude and extreme
That's because we love Jesus. Jesus was rude and extreme.

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Christians like to attack everyone who doesn't agree
We're just eager to help people who are wrong, so that they can be Saved.

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You frickin' love labels
And you don't?
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You're hypocrites
That's a lie and you know it!
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Sie haben aus irgendeinem Grund etwas gegen andere Sprachen. Especialmente el espanol.
OK, let me explain this to you. This is an American forum. We speak American here. (We accept people speaking British and Australian as well, because these three linguistic varieties are mutually intelligible). Now, here is the reason why we don't accept other languages and dialects:

Dlatego, półgłówku, że gdyby każdy sobie gadał w innym języku, to mielibyśmy tu pieprzoną wieżę Babel, nikt by nikogo nie rozumiał.

I hope that clarifies things.

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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 04-07-2019, 10:11 AM

Genesis 6:5 And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.


Jesus was tortured to death because humans defied God.
Evil is what contradicts God.
Evil seeks to refute His plan.
Evil is spread by communication.


Genesis 11:1-7 The whole earth was of one language, and of one speech. And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there. And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter. And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded. And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.


The worst offences are claims about multiple Gods. The "this" god and the "that" god, spirits of the Corn and the wild, Adonis, Attis and Osiris and on and on and on.


Genesis 11:8 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.


God knew what would happen when peoples understood one another. God stands avowedly against any such outcome. Progress of that type advances despite Christ; the extent to which His precepts are rejected is the extent to which subsequent steps are taken.
Each step, across the millennia, is evil.
All the way to evil - supersized.
Turn to Him today.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 04-07-2019, 12:04 PM

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You frickin' love labels
Personally I don't love all labels. Black, Green and Blue I like, but Red is for poor people with no taste at all.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists? - 06-04-2019, 01:07 PM

Well Atheists believe in what we know. Christians Blindly follow their “god” in some delusion that makes them believe that even they could have salvation.

To put it simply: Stupid on one side. Smart on the other
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