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Default Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:09 PM

Howdy everybody. My name is Billy Huber, and I attend Parkway Baptist Church. I am 41 years old. My favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 22:2 "The rich, and the poore meet together: the Lord is the maker of them all."
I am here today, because I have encountered a problem, and I dont know what to do. I seek the help, and advice of true Christians. Yesterday at around 6PM I walk into my daughters room to get her for dinner. She is ***UNNECESSARY SEXUAL INNUENDOS REMOVED BY MODERATOR***, and a damn negro was ***REMOVAL OF PORNOGRAPHIC WORD PICTURE BY MODERATOR*** her. Being the American that I am I always have my holster on me so I draw my gun and start firing at him. He jumped out the window, and ran off before I could get a decent shot off at him sadly. At first I thought he had been raping my daughter. I told her to get dressed, and called the police, but before I could call them she told me that it was not a rapist... It was her "boyfriend". I beat her within an inch of her life, and I just don't know what to do. How did she even meet this boy?! She is homeschooled, and doesn't leave the house without me... I need help Brothers, and Sisters. What do I do?

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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:22 PM

Facebook, my friend. Or one of those internet dating sites.
Take her computer away from her and make her witness you putting bullet holes through it.

And take shooting lessons. Your aim most definitely needs improving.

And put bars on her window, not only so that nigras can't escape, but also so that they can't get in, and she can't get out to meet them.
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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:28 PM

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Facebook, my friend. Or one of those internet dating sites.
Take her computer away from her and make her witness you putting bullet holes through it.
I let her on the computer every once in a while, and I always check the history after she uses it, and I've never found nothin nasty like pornography or negrosforhire.com, but I aint too tech savvy, and I know kids these days can hack these machines to do anything! Anyone know of some software that would record her every move on that device? I'm very close to chucking it out the window, and running it over with my truck.
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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:34 PM

oh my you are people are sick to the head condoning violence, that is assault beating their daughter to an inch of her life and you lot are Christians, you are not Christian condoning violence

You lot are no better than Jihadists Muslims like ISIS

What part of the law states that you are allowed to assault anyone? no where
all because the guy was black? big deal

no wonder America has problems racist twats like you lot

No parent should allow that if they cared if you do then you are not parents what so ever, you should protect kids not hurt them
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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:40 PM

Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; But the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: For if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:43 PM

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Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; But the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: For if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
so what? you are still not allowed to assault anyone, it's in the law dummy
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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:46 PM

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oh my you are people are sick to the head condoning violence, that is assault beating their daughter to an inch of her life and you lot are Christians, you are not Christian condoning violence

You lot are no better than Jihadists Muslims like ISIS

What part of the law states that you are allowed to assault anyone? no where
all because the guy was black? big deal

no wonder America has problems racist twats like you lot

No parent should allow that if they cared if you do then you are not parents what so ever, you should protect kids not hurt them
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod, hateth, his sonne: but he that loveth him, chasteneth him betimes."

Proverbs 19:18 "Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying."

Proverbs 22:15 " Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him."

The Bible has no quarrel with beating with your children so why should I? I follow the Bible as it tells me too. Matthew 4:4 " But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."

I am not a muslim I'm a God-fearing Christian. The law here in the USA says that I can beat my kids to teach them right from wrong. Maybe over there in France it's different, but here in God-fearing USA it says Im allowed. I'm not racist I just don't believe the races should be mixed. Just like the Bible says. Ezra 10:2 "And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing."

I am protecting my child from HELL, and eternal damnation by beating them! Proverbs 23:14 " Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:52 PM

You seem to have a serious problem on your hands, my friend, and I must say that it almost certainly began with lack of discipline within your house. You may try to correct this, but the damage is likely already done. There are however, alternatives.

First, you might consider monitoring your daughter's activities more closely by installing hidden webcams in her bedroom. This can be time consuming, and you probably don't have the time or energy to monitor hour after hour of your daughter kneeling in prayer. I would suggest then that you contact my company, Divine Scrutiny Ltd. For a small monthly fee my crew will install state of the art high definition cameras with night vision capability, and will monitor her activities for you.

Alternately, for a modest $3,000 a month, my side project, Divine Discipline Inc is fully equipped to handle hard to reach young ladies. DDI is a sort of boarding school/reformatory which specializes in teaching women appropriate life skills and behavior. While there she will learn how to properly address and serve her future husband and be the very model of a good True Christian™ wife. Our indoctrination process utilizes classical and Pavlovian conditioning techniques in conjunction with various physical persuasion devices to produce a well-adjusted woman. The facility is located on the island of Arguin off the coast of Mauritania, so there would be no risk of her running away or of pesky busybodies interfering with God's work.

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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:57 PM

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...I draw my gun and start firing at him. He jumped out the window, and ran off before I could get a decent shot off at him...
I am not a True Christian™, but I think they would agree with Mr. Farmer's recommendation for decent firearms training. The only kind of "gun control" that Jesus cares about is good aim.

That, and a check on your tithing status. Problems with your bullets going astray may be a sign you're not all right with God (and His earthly representative, your pastor).

Personally, I think you're a freaking dangerous freaking lunatic freak. You'll fit in around here, most likely.


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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-29-2014, 11:57 PM

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You seem to have a serious problem on your hands, my friend, and I must say that it almost certainly began with lack of discipline within your house. You may try to correct this, but the damage is likely already done. There are however, alternatives.

First, you might consider monitoring your daughter's activities more closely by installing hidden webcams in her bedroom. This can be time consuming, and you probably don't have the time or energy to monitor hour after hour of your daughter kneeling in prayer. I would suggest then that you contact my company, Divine Scrutiny Ltd. For a small monthly fee my crew will install state of the art high definition cameras with night vision capability, and will monitor her activities for you.

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Brother Des I beat my daughters, sons, and wife whenever they misbehave, but I am afraid that the message isn't getting across to my daughter. I may have to take you up on your boarding school offer, but first I would like to try to step things up discipline wise in my house first. If that doesn't work out Ill send her along with 36000 dollars your way for the first year.
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Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod, hateth, his sonne: but he that loveth him, chasteneth him betimes."

Proverbs 19:18 "Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying."

Proverbs 22:15 " Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him."

The Bible has no quarrel with beating with your children so why should I? I follow the Bible as it tells me too. Matthew 4:4 " But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."

I am not a muslim I'm a God-fearing Christian. The law here in the USA says that I can beat my kids to teach them right from wrong. Maybe over there in France it's different, but here in God-fearing USA it says Im allowed. I'm not racist I just don't believe the races should be mixed. Just like the Bible says. Ezra 10:2 "And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing."

I am protecting my child from HELL, and eternal damnation by beating them! Proverbs 23:14 " Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
yea your not a jihadist muslin you a extremist christian, you are no better than the jihadist muslins, you are just as bad as them

Hell? how do you know that we are already in hell?

blacks are human beings like you simple really

you lot say that gays are threat to kids, nah you lot are a threat to kids and I don't live in France

What if you had killed her by accident? it has happened you would be charged for murder simple

You are Governed by the law of the land not the bible law

advice for you hand yourself to the police and get yourself charged for an assault, you had no right to do that what so ever


So again bye and I will forever never come back here cause I looked at this guy post and it made my blood boil, I wish I could tear your head off for beating your daughter, some parent you are.
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yea your not a jihadist muslin you a extremist christian, you are no better than the jihadist muslins, you are just as bad as them

Hell? how do you know that we are already in hell?

blacks are human beings like you simple really

you lot say that gays are threat to kids, nah you lot are a threat to kids and I don't live in France

What if you had killed her by accident? it has happened you would be charged for murder simple

You are Governed by the law of the land not the bible law

advice for you hand yourself to the police and get yourself charged for an assault, you had no right to do that what so ever


So again bye and I will forever never come back here cause I looked at this guy post and it made my blood boil, I wish I could tear your head off for beating your daughter, some parent you are.

I know that I am not in hell, because if I was in hell then it would be exactly as the bible described it. Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

I couldn't have killed her by accident. I know my limitations, and if she would have died then it would have been Gods will. Since when is beating a child "assault". Its discipline, and apparently something that YOU never received. I will pray that you find a way to Jesus.
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...blacks are human beings like you simple really...
No one here is claiming any differently, but the Bible does say that black people are meant to serve others (read up on the curse of Ham).

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Nope. Manslaughter or some other variation of culpable homicide, along with firearms violations most likely, but not murder. There was no preformed intent to cause the daughter's death.

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Both, actually. The Bible tells Christians to obey all lawful authorities and ordinances.

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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-30-2014, 12:21 AM

Billy,

First of all, my condolensciations on the horrible experience of seeing your daughter with a person of the darker persuasion. While I am somewhat naive in an endearing way, I have done some research into the puzzling question of white women seeking out intimacy with lesser races.

One thing that is almost certain is that this is NOT the fault of your child. Perkins and Denny (2013) found in a study conducted with 300 white girls ages 14-17 that in 35% of the cases, the darker persuasion participant seductified the white girl. In almost 97% of the cases, the white girl at first invited the attention and then softly said, "Stop" for the first minute and was then placed in some sort of demonic spell by the nigra. Nigras are quite versed at voodoo and other heathen rituals, and they are not afraid to use these powers because they know it glorifies their father satan.

I highly recommend exorcism and then a trip to that island off Mauritania. A less expensive but effective alternative would be to utilize the services of Laurence Niles, a practiced and successful therapist of Landover Baptist Church. Faith Machine would also be a likely solution to your needs. He could install webcams that he would gladly monitor whenever your child is in her room.

I am going to pray for your evil and now corrupt daughter that the Lord Jesus Christ enters her and shows her that special love that can only come from the Son of God. Do not be discouraged, friend. God is the answer.

BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-30-2014, 12:33 AM

I understand your desire to try getting a grip on things at home. To facilitate this, I would recommend you obtain a standard chastity belt such as the one below.



Then modify the belt with an electric dog training collar to create a shocking chastity belt. These belts can be further modified and see increased disciplinary effectiveness by purchasing and affixing stainless steel probes to the interior of the belt. The ones below are usually easily attached to chastity belts.



This may provide you with the tools necessary to get your little girl in check.

One final suggestion if you try the belt. Use rubber sheets on her bed, or else your missus will be changing the sheets every time you crank the dial above 7.


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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-30-2014, 01:25 AM

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Howdy everybody. My name is Billy Huber, and I attend Parkway Baptist Church. I am 41 years old. My favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 22:2 "The rich, and the poore meet together: the Lord is the maker of them all."
I am here today, because I have encountered a problem, and I dont know what to do. I seek the help, and advice of true Christians. Yesterday at around 6PM I walk into my daughters room to get her for dinner. She is ***UNNECESSARY SEXUAL INNUENDOS REMOVED BY MODERATOR***, and a damn negro was ***REMOVAL OF PORNOGRAPHIC WORD PICTURE BY MODERATOR*** her. Being the American that I am I always have my holster on me so I draw my gun and start firing at him. He jumped out the window, and ran off before I could get a decent shot off at him sadly. At first I thought he had been raping my daughter. I told her to get dressed, and called the police, but before I could call them she told me that it was not a rapist... It was her "boyfriend". I beat her within an inch of her life, and I just don't know what to do. How did she even meet this boy?! She is homeschooled, and doesn't leave the house without me... I need help Brothers, and Sisters. What do I do?

Strong language is never welcome.


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Default Re: Howdy yall - 09-30-2014, 07:07 PM

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oh my you are people are sick to the head condoning violence, that is assault beating their daughter to an inch of her life and you lot are Christians, you are not Christian condoning violence
What a lot of nonsense. First you say we're Christians, then you say we're not? Make your mind up.

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ISIS don't follow Christ; we do. Therefore, we are better than they are.
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What part of the law states that you are allowed to assault anyone? no where
all because the guy was black? big deal
You have a lot to learn about the law. Did you ever hear of a fellow called Trayvon Martin?
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No parent should allow that if they cared if you do then you are not parents what so ever, you should protect kids not hurt them
Protecting kids means protecting them from things that might hurt them. Such as wild negroes.
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yea your not a jihadist muslin you a extremist christian, you are no better than the jihadist muslins, you are just as bad as them
I am a Saved True Christian who has been washed clean of my sins by the Blood of Christ. I'd say that makes me a lot better than some cotton fabric.
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Hell? how do you know that we are already in hell?
What?
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blacks are human beings like you simple really
If blacks are so equal, why do they make up 13.6% of the total population, but 39.4% of the jail population?
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you lot say that gays are threat to kids, nah you lot are a threat to kids and I don't live in France
When is the last time a True Christian sodomised a child, French or otherwise?
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So again bye and I will forever never come back here cause I looked at this guy post and it made my blood boil, I wish I could tear your head off for beating your daughter, some parent you are.
I will pray for you. Luckily, atheists are born liars, so by announcing your intention to leave you're pretty much guaranteeing that you'll stick around and learn more about God's Word.


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