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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Re: Greetings wonderful people - 10-09-2014, 02:03 PM
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John, I had high hopes for you, especially considering your last name, but with the ease of legal name changes these days unfortunately I'm suspicious that you are of abo descent and stole this name from a decent God-fearing normal person.



If you continue to be combative, I'm afraid that your posting privileges will be curtailed or even rescinded. Now might be a good time to read more and post less...you just might learn something.

YiC,

Zech
How is asking for someone to cite scripture for their assertions possibly being combative? I have read many threads here and I had high hopes for this place given its purported ability to effortlessly cite scripture for everything but I see that in this instance no one's able to like so many other Christians I've met.

I see you've changed my avatar as an attempt to blacken my good character. This is unacceptable as in many parts of the Bible it's forbidden to bear false witness and tell lies. You should be ashamed of yourself calling yourself any sort of Christian.

Kindly ban me to Aeternal Damnantion as I will not be returning and I will continue my path towards the Lord with True Christians where I can find them because with the exception of Mary Ethelreda I haven't found one here yet.

Good day

PS, sorry Mary, keep up the good work
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Default Re: Greetings wonderful people - 10-09-2014, 02:20 PM


Stop being such a drama queen.

If you want to leave, LEAVE. Clear your history, close your browser, and go play your didgeridoo. However, your posts will remain as an insidious reminder of the evil nature of the untamed abo.

YiC,

Zech

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Default Re: Greetings wonderful people - 10-09-2014, 10:06 PM
My, John. Why you would come to a place where the Lord is King of Kings and His love and fellowship permeate every nook and cranny and then leave like that concerns me greatly.

I was ready to welcome you warmly and offer a brotherly hand of Christian greeting only to read that you've decided not to come back. If the Lord leads you to read this, perhaps you'll reconsider. We want to share the knowledge of Jesus and His love with you and help you to avoid the fate that all non-Christians will endure:

Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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