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01-06-2011, 10:18 PM
As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.
It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!
Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!
Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.
Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.
Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?
I await your reply.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
01-07-2011, 07:22 AM
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As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.
It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!
Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like any person in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!
Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety know Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.
Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.
Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?
I await your reply.
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It's almost like the bloody sword of Jesus.
This Godly story brought tears of joy to my eyes. Nothing is more Godly than hearing about a Godly Marine thrusting his K-bar into the throat of some Godless gook.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
01-07-2011, 08:41 AM
I've been trying to think of a reply, but after reading your beautiful story, I can't formulate myself through the tears of wonder that stream down my face. Truly, Pastor Pistle is one who loves Jesus.
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01-07-2011, 08:57 AM
Words can not express my feelings when I hear stories like this.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
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Words can not express my feelings when I hear stories like this.
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Indeed moving. Who among us wasn't moved to tears of joy when we listened to Pastor Pistle recount it during a sermon? PROOF POSITIVE That Christ is ALIVE and ACTIVE in the world. GLORY!
And I see no atheists has the guts to explain this powerful witnessing. I guess "Origins" says nothing about first person experience.
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01-07-2011, 09:56 PM
Not only is this a beautiful story that clearly demonstrates the love of Jesus Christ and the glory God, I also find it truly inspiring. It is clear God wants us to go out with our own knives and rip the throats out of the filthy yellow Gooks that have infiltrated the towns where we live.
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It's almost like the bloody sword of Jesus.
This Godly story brought tears of joy to my eyes. Nothing is more Godly than hearing about a Godly Marine thrusting his K-bar into the throat of some Godless gook.
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Amen brother Patriot. Nothing like a true Christian patriotic story about ridding the world of the evil sin in the world to get the Joyous tears flowing.
This story should be in the bible!
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
03-24-2011, 01:53 PM
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As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.
It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!
Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!
Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.
Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.
Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?
I await your reply.
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Oh the hypocrisy.
If you're a supposed "real Catholic", you follow the bible word for word and abide by it.
So, "thou shalt not kill" is a complete crock of sh*t now is it because this clown felt the "saviour's" presence over him? Spare me.
Come on mate. Anyone can make anything up. Ever hear of the saying, "if you 100% believe it, it's not a lie".
I could turn around tomorrow and say that the "lord" came to me in my sleep and you people would lap it up.
You're entitled to your beliefs like I'm entitled to my (non) beliefs but this is nothing more than a fairy tale.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
03-24-2011, 02:56 PM
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Oh the hypocrisy.
If you're a supposed "real Catholic", you follow the bible word for word and abide by it.
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Are you implying that Pastor Pistle is a papist dog, a Mary worshiping, ring kissing Cathloic? Son this is a Baptist Church, we are Christians.
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So, "thou shalt not kill" is a complete crock of sh*t now is it because this clown felt the "saviour's" presence over him? Spare me.
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Have you ever read the Holy Bible? God gives us many circumstances in which killing has been approved and highly recommended.
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Come on mate. Anyone can make anything up. Ever hear of the saying, "if you 100% believe it, it's not a lie".
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Are you implying that the story is a lie? I think not its been documented in the Church records.
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Jesus has indeed visited you, He sent you here to hear His word. Praise Jesus, now all you have to do is read and listen.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
03-24-2011, 03:05 PM
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Oh the hypocrisy.
If you're a supposed "real Catholic", you follow the bible word for word and abide by it.
So, "thou shalt not kill" is a complete crock of sh*t now is it because this clown felt the "saviour's" presence over him? Spare me.
Come on mate. Anyone can make anything up. Ever hear of the saying, "if you 100% believe it, it's not a lie".
I could turn around tomorrow and say that the "lord" came to me in my sleep and you people would lap it up.
You're entitled to your beliefs like I'm entitled to my (non) beliefs but this is nothing more than a fairy tale.
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As I said, we have Pastor Pistle's knife and Bible, all over with the man's blood in our church, not to mention the citation for bravery the good Pastor got for it. The US Marine Corps says it happened so it happened.
Now quit ducking the question; how did the Pastor knife that guy the throat in the dark his eyes dazzled without the hand of God?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
04-03-2011, 08:40 AM
hahaha maybe someone could explain it, if it had been true. Karl Marx died in 1883, long before any "Vietkong". Also, he died after being ill for 15 months.
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06-14-2012, 06:31 PM
oh, gosh. I will have to leave this thread. I don't understand much of the ramble. I will come back later, but that was a very touching story about pastor pistle.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
04-03-2011, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.
It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!
Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!
Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.
Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.
Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?
I await your reply.
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Umm, ok. Neurotransmitters, including epinephrine, course through the body in times of peril. This can produce a wide variety of strange sensations, including, but no limited to, warming of the body. Also, since there was light radiating from the explosion, he used his eyes to stab the Vietnamese soldier.
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04-03-2011, 09:55 AM
I wonder if the stains have ever been tested! After all Al was cook so it could well be Pasta Sauce!
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04-05-2011, 06:36 PM
You naysayers just make me want to puke. Godly Marines® do not lie.
As for you, Mr. Freddie, when I read that drivel about pasta sauce I immediately made a quick trip to the vestibule. I compared the blood on the bible to the stain on my robe and can attest that is not pasta sauce on display.
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You naysayers just make me want to puke. Godly Marines cooks do not lie.
As for you, Mr. Freddie, when I read that drivel about pasta sauce I immediately made a quick trip to the vestibule. I compared the blood on the bible to the stain on my robe and can attest that is not pasta sauce on display.
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Is the stain of the same age as that on the Bible?
There are also many different recipes for Pasta sauce.
So even if the stain on your robe was from the same period, if it is not the same type of sauce it is not going to look the same.
All you can attest to is that the stains on the bible are not of a sauce made to the same recipe and as old as the sauce on your robe.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
04-08-2011, 01:27 AM
That story never gets old. The Lord has guided righteous soldiers and Marines hands for centuries.
I once made a 350m shot through an open window(on another street!) with my M203 during a near-skirmish in a small village near Rhabis Dhiti. The 40mm HE detonated in the center of the room killing three plainclothed terrorists disguised as college students from the city. One was weeks from getting her doctorate in terrorist medicine! Imagine Osama Bin Dingdongs sister is your kids doctor! The miracle was that I wasnt even aiming! I was just walking along pointing it at different things and it mysteriously fired on it's own. I know Jesus fired that shell.
Pastor Pistle once told me that Jesus prefers helping Marines over the other branches because we are so devout. I believe him. Athians will never be able to explain these sort of combat related miracles. Their narrow minds are too closed to believe it.
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04-08-2011, 02:19 AM
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That story never gets old.
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04-08-2011, 04:27 PM
Are you calling Pastor Pistle a liar?
I am getting flush with righteous anger.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
04-08-2011, 09:56 PM
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That story never gets old. The Lord has guided righteous soldiers and Marines hands for centuries.
I once made a 350m shot through an open window(on another street!) with my M203 during a near-skirmish in a small village near Rhabis Dhiti. The 40mm HE detonated in the center of the room killing three plainclothed terrorists disguised as college students from the city. One was weeks from getting her doctorate in terrorist medicine! Imagine Osama Bin Dingdongs sister is your kids doctor! The miracle was that I wasnt even aiming! I was just walking along pointing it at different things and it mysteriously fired on it's own. I know Jesus fired that shell.
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Pastor Pistle once told me that Jesus prefers helping Marines over the other branches because we are so devout. I believe him. Athians will never be able to explain these sort of combat related miracles. Their narrow minds are too closed to believe it.
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GLORY! One branch of the military you will NEVER find atheists in is the US Marines! As they say, on those who have been to war have truly experienced the Love of God for His creation.
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