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Default Evolution is racist - 09-18-2006, 02:37 AM

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Actually "white" people just have a pigment adaptation as "they" have traditionally lived in cooler climates. No racism, just adaption.
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Actually "white" people just have a pigment adaptation as "they" have traditionally lived in cooler climates. No racism, just adaption.
The word is 'adaptation'. Are you the person who said he wasn't stupid?


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Really, and what does this "adaptation" do for us Sara? Our hot white skin keeps us warm in the cooler climate? old



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How does that explain Jesus' white skin amongst all the coloured joos?


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well that's obvious. Jesus wasn't a Jew. He wasn't a Jewish descendant... he was nothing in connection with Jews.

He was God's son. And God is white.

He created Adam in his own image and if I'm not wrong Adam means white or ruddy. Brother Danish will know.

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White skin aborbs heat more then black skin.

Assuming jesus is white i dont see the problem with that theory as your bible does say the (virgin) Mary didnt have sex so area or past descendance hardly seems a issue seeing how he is (gods) son
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well that's obvious. Jesus wasn't a Jew. He wasn't a Jewish descendant... he was nothing in connection with Jews.

He was God's son. And God is white.

He created Adam in his own image and if I'm not wrong Adam means white or ruddy. Brother Danish will know.

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Assuming jesus is white i dont see the problem with that theory as your bible does say the (virgin) Mary didnt have sex so area or past descendance hardly seems a issue seeing how he is (gods) son
You have earned an infraction point for mocking Jesus. In the future, you WILL use proper capitalization as a sign of respect for God, Jesus and the Holy Bible. Otherwise, out you go with your nazi homer boyfriend andy,


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Leave it to a damnable nazi to wave the "White is Superior" banner. We hate racists here at Landover Baptist, you nazi homer.
Look who's talking...

I wrote that way back... When a tried to get my name green.

I don't think Jesus was white. He was probably light brown. He was born in a Jewish family and lived under the hot Israeli sun.

I have completely nothing against the Jews. They are generally more intelligent and know more about money-making. My physics professor was born in Israel, were his parents left after the war.


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Look who's talking...

I wrote that way back... When a tried to get my name green.

I don't think Jesus was white. He was probably light brown. He was born in a Jewish family and lived under the hot Israeli sun.

I have completely nothing against the Jews. They are generally more intelligent and know more about money-making. My physics professor was born in Israel, were his parents left after the war.
Typical demon scum. Flip-flopping on every conceivable issue, just like a demoncrat liebral. You are a joke! You killed a few thousand jews during the war against America and Jesus, and now want to say you love them? What a laugh you monkey-worshippers are....I'm sure satan will enjoy listening to you explain your contradictory positions on a wide variety of subjects, while he anally rapes you repeatedly, shredding your colon with his enormous tool.

And once and for all: Jesus was not born of jew seed. God is Jesus' father, and mary was just the oven. God created us in His image, and Jesus was as Blond-haired and Blue-eyed as I am!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I don't think Jesus was white. He was probably light brown. He was born in a Jewish family and lived under the hot Israeli sun.
There's no need to be a negro / joo apologist. Jesus is always trying to demonstrate His infinite love for we True Christians. How are we to experience how special we are to Him if we don't have flappy-lipped, bug-eyed darkies or sneaky hook nosed joos to compare ourselves to? If everybody was perfect, there would be nobody for Jesus to kill.

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Assuming jesus is white i dont see the problem with that theory as your bible does say the (virgin) Mary didnt have sex so area or past descendance hardly seems a issue seeing how he is (gods) son
...the quality of sinners are certainly getting worse by and by.

Let's look at "secular logic".

First, the color black absorbs more light than the color white. What our eyes perceive as black is the absence of reflected light. Objects that appear black absorb all light wavelengths and do not reflect them. This makes the color black hotter because it holds in all that light which produces heat.

The color white, on the otherhand, reflects all light. White is the combination of all colors. Therefore, all those wavelengths of light are bouncing off of white materials. That is why white is cooler than black.

Now why would people adapt to a hot climate like the one in Africa by becoming physiologically hotter and adapt to a cooler climate by becoming physiologically colder? Well at the same time secularist say the human body is set to a constant temperature of 98 or so degrees. Rather the skin is dark as tar, pure as virgin marble, or even if it's a butter caramel color the temperature will be the same. Secular psuedo-scientist are always contradicting themselves.

So, tell me exactly what purpose is served in a people becoming lighter after previously being dark? I guess not burning up in the sun was getting boring and God wanted to introduce skin cancer? Hogwash!!!! Did blonde haired blue eyed aliens known as the elohim enslave early humanity while pretending to be gods and then a number of them disobeyed their leaders and crossbreed with humans resulting in the nephilim(whites)? Pure idiocy!!! Or is this evilutionary process occurring as we speak and whites are a more evolved human than the nigra? That's racist!!!

The only logical explaination is that people were originally all beautiful and white. Then God got ticked off at Ham and punished his decendants to being ugly, backwards, and tar skinned. This explains why the Egyptians were all blonde haired blue eyed white folks. Obviously the white Egyptians could handle the sun's rays just fine so no need for whites to transform into nigra due to the sun.
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Human skin color can range from almost black to nearly colorless (appearing pinkish white due to the blood in the skin), like JESUS, to black in the case of sub-saharan monkeys. (meaningless rant deleted)

You may be wondering why my reply does not address any of the points you made, right? Truth be told, you blew my idiotic heathen rant out of the water and I don't have a counter-argument.
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Default 09-24-2006, 07:16 PM

way too much information...

I already know Jesus was white as fresh milk.


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Default Re: Evolution is racist - 04-20-2008, 12:13 PM

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If your ministry involves saving the souls of the coffee-coloured (as in very milky Brother Lebeau coffee, that is), this could be of use to you. I have already ordered a copy for myself, but have requested that the Christian boy be tinted a little paler; it's just not realistic - nor is it aesthetically pleasing - having someone of the darker negrotic variety ministering to a lighter-skinned mulatto.
Christianity is racist and the comic is a form of propaganda made by your cult to deceive people who know the truth.
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Default Re: Evolution is racist - 04-20-2008, 01:03 PM

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Christianity is racist and the comic is a form of propaganda made by your cult to deceive people who know the truth.
Dear, dear, I often see outpourings of anger as the result of an untutored, but otherwise intelligent, mind being presented with evidence contrary to those beliefs previously, and erroneously held.

To call God racist is not only blasphemous, but inaccurate: He created everything, why would He wish to distinguish between the races? (Except when he changed our languages in the Babel incident.)





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