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Re: Informative World Map -
10-25-2008, 11:39 AM
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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10-25-2008, 11:43 AM
I think this should read, “Nit-picking over irrelevancies”
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1. Eskimos do NOT live in Iceland or Siberia, and very few live in Ontario or Quebec.
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As far as I am aware there are no specific immigration policies directed at Eskimos, who may, where they qualify, live where they want. They have a tendency to choose cold places. This is good enough for me and thus good enough for you.
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2. Eastern and southeast Alaska do NOT belong to Canada.
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I suggest that you consider the Mercator Projection before pronouncing upon international borders.
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3. I didn't know that southern Canada, Nova Scotia, northeast Mexico, the western tip of Cuba, and northwest Bahamas belong to the US...
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For all their dependency on the USA for food, jobs, and Spiritual guidance, they may as well.
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4. Arizona is actually one of the most conservative states in the United States, far from being classified as 'homers and liberals.'
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You have little idea at what level the classification “lieberal" starts.
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5. Jamaica and Panama are NOT in Mexico.
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It doesn’t say they are, it just tells you where Messicants are. Anyway, all of Central America is filled with these greasy people – land boundaries seem to matter little to them. (see Wetbacks and Rio Grande.)
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6. The Bahamas and Trinidad and Tobago are NOT communist countries.
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(a) that’s why the arrow is not pointing at them. Anyway, where do you think T&T is? Last time I looked, it was just a bit NE of Venezuela.
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7. Brazilians do NOT have a reputation for smuggling drugs.
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Google “brazil drug smuggling.” They're at it.
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8. So, 'Could Be Anything' is a country? I believe it's called Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and southeast Brazil.
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This is about Unsaved Trash not national boundaries – OK, you’ve got 3 words to sum up the heathens that live there – if you’re so clever, you do it.
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9. Iceland should be included as part of Scandinavia, or 'sex mad' as you call it.
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A political union only; the rest of Scandinavia laughs at Iceland behind its back. Icelanders are squat little trolls with slanty eyes just like Björk – in fact, they’re Eskimos to all intents and purposes.
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10-27-2008, 02:32 AM
Not to be offensive but I find this hilarious
especially that "eskimos" part.
Actually that "could be anything" is actually part of Argentina and Chile! Too bad I don't know more about them.
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11-10-2008, 07:07 PM
Impressive Ezikiel. Its like you are trying to be ignorant, stupid and offensive at the same time! You do a wonderful job too. Where to start...
Russia abandoned communism. Move out of your mother's basement and you will learn that.
Germany is no longer a nazi state, and it has not been for around 50 years.
Anything to the north is NOT automatically Eskimos, though I might want to point out that Alaska is where a lot of Eskimos live (including your blond friend Sarah Palin) So you pretty much names everything BUT Alaska as Eskimos. A bit like banning an entire forum except for the one person you wanted to ban in the first place.
I'll have you know that Northern south america is not made of nothing but cocaine fields and cocaine farmers (again, move out of your mother's basement) The term "sand nigras" is offensive, particularly from someone who brands an entire country as nazis.
Also, 90% of the united states is not christian, I for one, live in one of the areas you mentioned as "godly USA".
Homer is a name, so unless all of the people living in California are named "Homer" you are just making things up. I believe you meant to say "homo" in which case, everyone, including those living in "Godly USA" are homos, because we are all HOMO Sapiens.
Liberals provide you with many of the freedoms you enjoy, such as the right to privacy and freedom of religion (or in your case, freedom of stupidity and ignorance). So it is very nice of you to turn around and stab them in the backs by calling them LIEberals.
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Re: Informative World Map -
11-10-2008, 07:39 PM
Do you have something against Christians?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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11-10-2008, 07:52 PM
I have nothing against christians. I am against idiots (oh I'm sorry, little people)who can not realize that we can not rely on Jesus for everything. It is not a magic stick that you can wave at first sight of trouble. Life is here for us to gain experiences. For us to enjoy ourselves. For us to live life to it's fullest.
But before I stray to far from topic, this ironically named "informative" world map is nothing but offensive. I thought I would point that out.
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Re: Informative World Map -
11-10-2008, 08:38 PM
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Impressive Ezikiel. Its like you are trying to be ignorant, stupid and offensive at the same time! You do a wonderful job too. Where to start...
Russia abandoned communism.
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In name only
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Germany is no longer a nazi state, and it has not been for around 50 years.
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Give them a leader, they’ll follow him anywhere!
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Anything to the north is NOT automatically Eskimos,
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Arrant claptrap! If you live much further north than, say Montreal, you’re living an Eskimo existence.
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I'll have you know that Northern south america is not made of nothing but cocaine fields and cocaine farmers
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Apart from Communist Venezuela, their main foreign currency earner is drugs.
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The term "sand nigras" is offensive,
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I asked my nigra houseboy if it were offensive, he replied, “Only to Godless lieberals, massah Bathfire, Sir..” So I think we can disregard that one.
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Also, 90% of the united states is not christian,
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The US Census Bureau is against you on that one.
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I for one, live in one of the areas you mentioned as "godly USA".
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I take it you are a social experiment?
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Homer is a name, so unless all of the people living in California are named "Homer" you are just making things up. I believe you meant to say "homo"
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you understood, and if the lowest common denominator does, that’s good enough for me.
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in which case, everyone, including those living in "Godly USA" are homos, because we are all HOMO Sapiens.
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I’m giving you an infraction for extremely weak humor.
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Liberals provide you with many of the freedoms you enjoy, such as the right to privacy and freedom of religion (or in your case, freedom of stupidity and ignorance). So it is very nice of you to turn around and stab them in the backs by calling them LIEberals.
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You miss the point, when a theocracy arrives we will be the voice of the USA.
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I have nothing against christians. I am against idiots (oh I'm sorry, little people)
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you get another infraction for insulting midgets
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Life is here for us to gain experiences. For us to enjoy ourselves. For us to live life to it's fullest.
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No, it is a short journey through this vale of tears until we meet Our Heavenly Father
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But before I stray to far from topic, this ironically named "informative" world map is nothing but offensive. I thought I would point that out.
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Admit it, you understood everything on it, you have left a wiser man. The point of any map is to inform, and I have informed you. I did explain that it was a broad brush approach but you missed that bit in a feeble attempt to show how much white lieberal guilt you’re carrying.
Now, get your head stuck in a KJV 1611 and start seeking Baby Jesus!
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Re: Informative World Map -
11-11-2008, 04:25 PM
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In name only
Give them a leader, they’ll follow him anywhere!
Arrant claptrap! If you live much further north than, say Montreal, you’re living an Eskimo existence.Apart from Communist Venezuela, their main foreign currency earner is drugs. I asked my nigra houseboy if it were offensive, he replied, “Only to Godless lieberals, massah Bathfire, Sir..” So I think we can disregard that one.The US Census Bureau is against you on that one. I take it you are a social experiment?
you understood, and if the lowest common denominator does, that’s good enough for me. I’m giving you an infraction for extremely weak humor.You miss the point, when a theocracy arrives we will be the voice of the USA.
you get another infraction for insulting midgetsNo, it is a short journey through this vale of tears until we meet Our Heavenly Father
Admit it, you understood everything on it, you have left a wiser man. The point of any map is to inform, and I have informed you. I did explain that it was a broad brush approach but you missed that bit in a feeble attempt to show how much white lieberal guilt you’re carrying.
Now, get your head stuck in a KJV 1611 and start seeking Baby Jesus!
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Theocracy will never be the voice of the USA, it is a free country, not a dictatorship. I was not insulting midgets, I meant "little people" who have not developed in the brain if you know what I mean. You are abusing your position by giving me an infraction for weak humor. Besides, I get enough of those from pastor zeke (who enjoys calling me a liar, bigot and demon) ( It is spelledit "liberal", not lieberal, take a damn spelling class!) I'm just tired of you cumservatives enjoying liberal freedom and hating liberals.
And as for the "accept baby jesus" part. Jesus lived and grew to be an adult, so he is no more a baby then you or I. And I would rather not accept him, I would be running the risk of turning senile.
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11-11-2008, 04:35 PM
I can really tell that this is a loving and selfless Church, tell me do give your possesions to the poor like Jesus told us to?
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11-11-2008, 09:58 PM
Theocracy is merely the inevitable result of a theonomic viewpoint which is what God commands us to follow.
Theonomy means literally, “God’s law,” or the belief that the moral laws of the Old Testament are still binding today. This idea states that only Old Testament laws specifically fulfilled in the New Testament are non-binding (such as sacrificial laws, ceremonial laws and dietary laws). The moral Law of God is still the ethical standard for governing individuals and society.
We are not talking about salvation, but merely government of individuals in society. Salvation cannot come through the Law, but only by grace through faith. A Christian is not under the Law as a means of obtaining salvation; nor are we under the curse of the Law since we were justified by faith. Yet when modern evangelicals claim, “I’m not under the Law,” what they often mean is that they are not in favor of it or they are not keeping it. Such a view is called: antinomianism (anti-Law) — a heresy.
The system of government resulting from theonomy is called a theocracy: literally, “God’s government.” When we speak of a theocracy, it should be clear that we are not talking about a state run by a national church, or an ecclessiocracy, such as the Holy Roman Empire, or the totalitarian military dictatorships in Muslim fundamentalist states. In a true theocracy, the state does not control the church, nor the church the state, but both spheres of society are under the government of God. There is implied a decentralization of power or a “Christian Republican” form of government.
If you do not come to realize the reality of this you are doomed to hell and we will not be able to help you. God always prevails.
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Re: Informative World Map -
11-11-2008, 10:23 PM
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9. Iceland should be included as part of Scandinavia, or 'sex mad' as you call it.
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I find your racism abhorrent. I've met many Icelandic people or pixies or whatever they're called, and many of them were perfectly decent chaps, at least by foreigner standards anyway. Now, will you retract your vile slurs against the people of Iceland?
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I can really tell that this is a loving and selfless Church, tell me do give your possesions to the poor like Jesus told us to?
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Matthew 26:6 Now when Jesus was in Bethany, in the house of Simon the leper,
7 There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat.
8 But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To what purpose is this waste?
9 For this ointment might have been sold for much, and given to the poor.
10 When Jesus understood it, he said unto them, Why trouble ye the woman? for she hath wrought a good work upon me.
11 For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always.
Jesus specifically said that giving money to the poor was a waste of time, since poor people will always be poor, and that precious ointment is an equally good way to spend one's money. Reaganomics should more accurately be known as Jesusonomics.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Informative World Map -
02-03-2009, 12:19 AM
Thank you, Brother Bathfire, for this GODly map. It has helped clear up many questions I have long had about the peoples of the world. I wonder, however--can New England truly be counted as part of the USA? They seem to have a lot of gay homosexuals.
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Thank you, Brother Bathfire, for this GODly map. It has helped clear up many questions I have long had about the peoples of the world. I wonder, however--can New England truly be counted as part of the USA? They seem to have a lot of gay homosexuals.
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Dear Smiter, a lot of the problem is what we Biblical Geographers refer to as, “Vile Pockets of Utterly Disgusting Abomination and Perversion” (Regrettably, the Lord has not seen fit to Destroy these Utterly as yet, but will do in His Own Good Time.) These are difficult to show on a detailed map and I would not want to fall into the error of broad generalization or stereotyping.
Edit: You're question intrigued me, so I pulled some strings; this is the best I can come up with at short notice. It'll be pretty accurate. Catlix, their piffling priests and homerism show a very strong correlation.
PS Orange County VT looks like a place to be buying a home...
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02-03-2009, 03:10 AM
Wow - this New England map is very useful. Now I can be sure to plan any driving in these areas so as to not inadvertantly pass through a quagmire of abomination. I have heard that in those areas it is nearly impossible to drive an entire mile without witnessing several homosexual acts. May the LORD never guide me into such a place!
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02-12-2009, 08:09 PM
Brother Bathfire, your frightening map of New England is as blood-chilling as Ted Kennedy softly whispering behind your ear while dressed as a pedophile priest.
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02-12-2009, 11:50 PM
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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?
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Not at Landover, my friend. Not here.
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California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it.
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It's true, they are in every state, though I understand there are only seven queers in Mississippi.
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The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum.
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Where should they be used, then?
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4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization!
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Only Northern South America. We don't know who lives in Southern South America.
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Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?
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They're Muslims for all practical purposes.
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6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991.
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I guess they forgot to tell Vladimir Putin.
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7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate.
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That's from DNA studies.
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The ignorance around here astounds me.
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True enough.
I, too, have a problem with the map, though. Why isn't New York City shown as JOOS, too? I hardly think we can call that cesspit part of the "Godly USA." BTW, I'm keeping a watchful eye on the Eskimos, they're obviously looking to dominate the world, seeing as they've conquered the largest territory.
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Re: Informative World Map -
05-26-2009, 01:05 AM
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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?
1. California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it.
2. The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum.
3. Please learn to spell properly - ie Jews, not 'Joos'.
4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization!
5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?
6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991.
7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate.
The ignorance around here astounds me.
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Thank you SOOOO much for saving my time on this one. I read that map and I nearly vomited. This thread is full of closed minded fools.
Also, I'm going to go live with the Asians. Yes Asians, not chinks. They are Asians. Chink is a slang term for Chinese. Yes, Chinese. Not Asians.
Seriously, if you're going to mock a culture mock your own, for it is the most closed minded of all.
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05-26-2009, 01:08 AM
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Not at Landover, my friend. Not here.
It's true, they are in every state, though I understand there are only seven queers in Mississippi.
Where should they be used, then?
Only Northern South America. We don't know who lives in Southern South America.
They're Muslims for all practical purposes.
I guess they forgot to tell Vladimir Putin.
That's from DNA studies.
True enough.
I, too, have a problem with the map, though. Why isn't New York City shown as JOOS, too? I hardly think we can call that cesspit part of the "Godly USA." BTW, I'm keeping a watchful eye on the Eskimos, they're obviously looking to dominate the world, seeing as they've conquered the largest territory.
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You sir are a fool. I'm not even going to tell you why because you wouldn't comprehend.
Just one point though. WTF is 'That's from DNA studies.' supposed to mean? They came from Britain! That is a proven fact. Ask anyone with a junior high education.
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06-08-2009, 02:36 PM
Wow, I'm an eskimo and I didn't even know it. Thank you guys for informing me. Dudes, seriously, get brains.
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06-08-2009, 02:44 PM
If you can come up with a better map, let us know. I doubt that, with a name such as yours, this will be possible. I think your parents foresaw what type of person you would turn out to be.
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