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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-27-2012, 02:20 AM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-27-2012, 02:40 AM
Intermittent windshield wipers.
Look, if I wanted something that only worked half the time, I'd hire a messican.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-27-2012, 02:56 AM
Miracle Whip offends me.
It is not a miracle that Jesus was whipped. The miracle was in His temporary death.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-27-2012, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Miracle Whip offends me.
It is not a miracle that Jesus was whipped.
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S&M sex freaks.
They think that getting whipped, paddled, and branded is a fun way to spend a couple of hours with a special friend, when Jesus knows (from experience) it is unimaginable torment!
Who, pray tell, suffered like Jesus?
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-08-2012, 11:30 PM
Cheap beer-fueled ukulele and falsetto karaoke.
Yeah, yeah, I know, "Love thy neighbour because you're not allowed to shoot them".
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-09-2012, 08:44 AM
THESE SHOES
although reading some of the recent posts, perhaps they might come in useful if whoever designed this large image turned up around here, I don't care what it is or how it gets into them all I know: it's SATAN
yuk !
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-10-2012, 03:36 PM
I hope that Tom Cruise makes the right decision and gives his daughter to Jesus.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-10-2012, 09:37 PM
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-11-2012, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
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Speaking of which....
I don't know what a Tweeter is, but apparently Katie Holmes twittered this:
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"I'm free of an abusive cult, based on money & power that worships a f.ake deity & safely back with the Catholic Church." -Katie Holmes
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The woman must have the assburgers or contracted the down sindrome, how stupid can one be? Safely back with the Catlicks? Please, out of the pot and into the frying pan (which is roasted over the white hot flames of hell).
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-24-2012, 05:48 PM
Without weapons there would be no democracy.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-31-2012, 10:03 PM
I'll tell you what is driving me batty right now; it's watching all these freaks flailing around pretending their actual aesthetes at the 2012 retard games in London (or "paraplegic" games, they call it). We all know God Hates Cripples
Just look at these freaks.
FREAK!! It's bottom half is a basket ball, I didn't even know slanty's knew what that was.
This one choose the down sindrome because she was too lazy to actually become a real athlete.
It should be banned it's that embarrassing to watch.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-10-2012, 02:34 PM
I was driving with the bus today. Another young girl watched me all the time. Sitatuions like this make me feel bad because I don't want that kind of sexuality in my life.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-10-2012, 03:12 PM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-10-2012, 07:51 PM
Our neighbor just bought an inflatable sheep. We can see it from our dining room. This offends me a lot.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-10-2012, 08:28 PM
I am offended by the Atlantic, Iowa Denny's. Their biscuits and gravy were to salty for my tastes and the waitress was surly. Further more I suspect she supports gay marriage.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-10-2012, 10:08 PM
I'm offended by GoDaddy.com and their susceptibility to hackers.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-12-2012, 04:14 AM
Right now and all my life. The ringkissers.
Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
Joshua 1:18
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-12-2012, 04:20 PM
I accidentally bought a six-pack of these today. Offended is not a strong enough word to describe how I feel right now.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-12-2012, 06:37 PM
We have a deputy prime minister in godless England. And he's not only anti-God he's a gutless worm. Apparently he was all geared up to launch a blistering attack on everyone who is righteous defending normal marriage against the faggot onslaught when he realised he might have to back himself up and confront the wrath of God's elect. So he dropped the word "bigot" from his speech in the hope Jesus could be fooled into not burning him in God's love.
Spineless creeps like this offend me, spitting in Jesus' face while trying to pretend they are not.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-12-2012, 06:56 PM
I am deeply offended by catholics. They aren't Christians!
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