[hockeyfan87]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

And why would you and your fag boyfriend want to come into God's favorite forum and persecute us?

We are here to praise Jesus, not listen to you two nancyboys stomp your feet and mock Jesus.

We got bored in between our long sessions of anal sex.
In all honesty i have never met this guy before, or talked to him before this night.

How am i mocking jesus by defending myself? You guys are the ones getting in a huff because we don't agree with everything you say.

[Nobar King]

You are a guest here, herpesfan, not the bus driver.

[GAtiest]

I am sorry, I thought that it was mom not mum. And so what, I made a mistake.. but for everyone to write and rewrite the bible could miss speaketh and all those other funky words..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by GayAthiest

I am sorry, I thought that it was mom not mum. And so what, I made a mistake.. but for everyone to write and rewrite the bible could miss speaketh and all those other funky words..

Your first mistake was in taking up the sodomite hobby.

That chosen behavior ensures that you will send yourself to the lake of fire, nancyboy.

[GAtiest]

I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, HEAVEN, HELL OR ANYTHING OF A RELIGIOUS NATURE. I AM ATIEST. WHEN I DIE, I WILL NOT GO ANYWHERE EXCEPT WHERE I A BURIED. UNLESS MAYBE I WILL GO TO A BETTER PLACE. SUCH AS LAS VEGAS. THAT WAY I CAN CARRY OUT MY SHUNNED HABITS WITHOUT PERSECUTION.

AND PLEASE, DON'T THREATEN ME WITH THE FATE OF HELL CAUSE.. FOR REAL.. I DON'T CARE. ITS NOT REAL.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by GayAthiest

ATIEST

Please, someone shoot me?

[GAtiest]

Originally Posted by Marshall

They speak French so even Lumberjacks and fur trappers are gay.

Well since you hate Canada just because one portion of the country speaks French, I guess I hate the US because a large portion speaks Spanish. Like cm'on. How low will you christian extremist sink.. hating Canada just because they speak a different language. I actually can't believe I am even talking to you. That is the worst reason to hate someone. Its like me saying.. I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU WORSHIP A FAKE BEING THAT SOMEONE COOKED UP TO MAKE MONEY AND MAKE THEM FEEL POWERFUL. How does that make you feel?

[Nobar King]

Wait... what makes you think we hate Canada? The whole reason for this thread was to bring attention to the plight of manly folk in your sorry country. You sissies seem to think that we're here just to hate Canada, but we just want you to be saved and know Jesus Christ. We're on a mission of mercy, and if you miss the train because you couldn't understand the message, well then that's your problem.

I can tell you that I will NEVER take another hunting trip to Canada, as you don't deserve our tourist dollars.

[Joshua Brooks]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

What the hell does "I (heart) Be Gay" mean? Let's just start with that conundrum.

Looks to me to be "I (have a bent over sore red behind). Be Gay".

Clearly, homosexual propaganda which needs to be removed.

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by hockeyfan87

not all Canadians speak french...mostly just people from Quebec, and you do realize that there are americans that speak French too right?

Are you referring to the subspecies known as coonasses? They speak patwah which is really a combination of Canadien and mandingo originally mumbled by nigra slaves. It does not even resemble french!

[Marshall]

Straight Frenchman.
Thats what is known as an oxymormon.
"Peaceful Muslim" and "Honor killing" are other examples.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Are you referring to the subspecies known as coonasses?

Them would be the butts of Maine Coons. In French it would be "connasses". "Quelle pute, cette connasse". Connasse being the female equivalent of "connard". Don't ask me how I know these things.

Hé mec
Je me présente
Je m'appelle Charles-Henri Du Pré
J'habite à Neuilly
Dans un quartier mal paumé
Je suis fils unique
Dans un hôtel particulier
C'est la croix, la bannière
Pour me sustenter.
Pas un Arabe du coin
Ni un Euromarché.

Auteuil, Neuilly, Passy: Tel est notre ghetto

Hé mec, mon nom à moi
C'est Hubert Valéry
Patrick Stanislas
Duc de Montmorency
A 5 ans et demi
J'avais déjà ma Ferrari.
J'pouvais pas la conduire,
Bien sûr, j'étais trop p'tit!

As-tu saisi mon pote
Notre envie de révolte?
J'ai envie de crier
"Zut, flûte, crotte, chier... "

Auteuil, Neuilly, Passy: C'est pas du gâteau
Auteuil, Neuilly, Passy: Tel est notre ghetto.

Salut, tu - vas - bien ?
Salut, tu - vas - bien ?

Y en a marre du Fauchon,
Du Hédiard, du saumon, du caviar

Salut, c'est Patrick,
A l'appareil
Ouais, c'est Pat',
Tu vas bien?

Et moi? Et moi?
Tu ne sais pas quelle est ma vie?
A côtoyer Chantal
Ou bien Marie-Sophie
A faire le baise-main
A des pétasses mal baisées
Enfin, j'ai voulu dire
A des filles un peu coincées...

Je veux être un voyou,
Vrai de vrai hors la loi.
Mais quand t'es né ici mon frère,
Vous n'avez pas le choix.
Y en a marre des Sylvie, des Mylène
Ségolène, Gwendoline, Eglantine,
Marie-Chantal...

Y en a marre, mon frère,
On a de gros problèmes.
Y en a marre, mon frère,
De subir le système.

Mon avenir à moi est déjà tout tracé :
Boîtes privées, Science PO, l'ENA ou H.E.C.
Et dans le pire des cas
Si je ne travaille pas,
Faudra que je reprenne
La boîte de papa.

Auteuil, Neuilly, Passy: c'est pas du gâteau
Auteuil, Neuilly, Passy: tel est notre ghetto.

Salut, tu vas bien?

Nous sommes tous les produits
D'une société économique dépendante
Des fluctuations boursières
Qui déstabilisent le marché.
Oui mec!
Et pour sortir de ce carcan
Educatif, capitaliste
Il faut savoir dire non, non, non, mec!

Auteuil, Neuilly, Passy: c'est pas du gâteau
Auteuil, Neuilly, Passy: tel est notre ghetto.

Salut, tu vas bien?

Nous sommes issus d'une famille
Qui n'a jamais souffert
Nous sommes issus d'une famille
Qu'on ne peut plus souffrir...

Originally Posted by Marshall

Straight Frenchman.
Thats what is known as an oxymormon.
"Peaceful Muslim" and "Honor killing" are other examples.

Or "Smart Belgians".

[Roberta]

My Maine coon only responds to American English and he does not even like coquilles!

[Seb1973]

I haven't even been two seconds in this place That I am already confronted to the lowest worm-grade form of facism.

I'm one of the frenchies you are all talking about. I live in Quebec, I speak both french and english (with an american accent on top of it) and love this so-called cespool as you affectionately call it. I also have a profound respect for the US of A and its golden model of democracy. The declaration of independence and the constitution are masterpieces of political will.

But with all due respect, I have must unfortunately underline that most of you guys south of the border have a grand ol' time distorting and spitting on the founding principles of those two great documents. You say we tolerate ragheads... well why don't you crunch a few numbers and see which of the two nations has allowed the most immigrants to walk right in. We're not the ones with the largest arab community, we're not the ones with the mexican problem, we're not the ones who are about to elect either a black or a woman to the presidency (not that there's anything wrong with it. Politics are about policy, not about gender or racial opinions). We're not the ones stuck with a megalomaniac at the White House who's a wolf in sheep's skin, the very deceiving nature of Lucifer running through his veins. And do tell me, is it not in the US that one will find the largest concentration of homosexuals in the entire world? Is it not in your country that one will find the highest crime rates? Is it not in your country that it is permitted to adulate and worship decadent junkies as superstars (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britany Spears the nutcase...), is it not in the US that you all roll over yourselves to get your 4 yr old kids dressed up like little whores to showcase them in beauty pageants, the most superficial concept ever conceived, all under the watchful eyes of drool-drenched pedophiles. Columbine, Virginia Tech, Presidential assasinations (or attempts), domestic terrorism, staggering poverty and homelessness rate, a healthcare system that shamelessly overlooks the fact that some people are bankrupt and thrown in the street just for being sick... You're the nation that blindly accepted crap that was vehiculed as so-called evidence while in fact nothing at all was proven in the Irak deal. You stupid idiots sent your boys over to some god-forsaken patch of sand and dust to be mutilated and killed and for what? Anti-terrorism? Hogwash!!! The fight agaisnt terrorism is in Afghanistan, not Irak. Oil is in Irak. Greed is in Irak. Power is in Irak. Hegemony is in Irak... not terrorists.


Yeah... I guess our tiny little nation of 30 million is a model of evil. I guess that the fact that the second largest city in Canada (where I live) has an average yearly murder rate of 60 homocides REALLY gives us a reputation of evildoers.

You go on and demand the consolidation of imperialism in your country, you go on and ask for another (probably eternal) term for Bush. You go on and put your trust in a man that is clearly deceiving everyone, just as Revelations warns us about. You go on and do all of that and keep being the Sodom and Gomorah of the planet and believe you me, God's hammer of wrath will spare none of you people, you sick demented facists!

Have a nice day!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Seb1973

I haven't even been two seconds in this place That I am already confronted to the lowest worm-grade form of facism.

Dear friend:

Please show us, chapter and verse, where this church has strayed from Biblically correct Christianity.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Canadian man cannot have a girlfriend for three years, judge says

The Associated Press
Published: June 14, 2007



This poor soul needs the love of a good woman, and what does this communist judge do? Turns him gay.

Sounds like he had the love of a good woman, and didn't know how to appreciate it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Marshall

AMERICANS don't speak French!
They might know French, but they don't go around aspeaking it like it's normal all over town. You won't here it spoke in Wal Mart or at the Farmers Market. That happens in Canada.

Canada is farther North than New York City and we all know Yankees are evil so whats that make yall?

If I'm at the Farmers' Market with my Cajun friends or my Senegalese friend, we often speak French to each other.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

If I'm at the Farmers' Market with my Cajun friends or my Senegalese friend, we often speak French to each other.

Yes, but you hate America.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Yes, but you hate America.

No I don't. I love my country - I just don't always agree with the actions of our Shrub-in-Chief.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

No I don't. I love my country - I just don't always agree with the actions of our Shrub-in-Chief.

If you don't hate America, how do you explain the fact that you speak French?