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Originally Posted by IreneS
I may have to seek solace with my lady friends - they will comfort me. They always did when he refused to come to my bed.
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Dear Irene, I am so sorry to hear of your faggoty late husband. But if he was indeed a gay (sure sounds like he was!), then rest easy as Dr. Niles is certainly right ... Satan is buggering that deceitful homer with a barbed pitchfork as we speak!
I suspect that my ex-husband might have been a homersexual too. He rode a bike, went to the gym, AND drank bottled water! There was that one time when I walked in on him fornicating with my Korean friend, So-Yun, right there in our marital bed, but that might have been a ruse to throw me off his gaywise scent. Unless So-Yun was one of those cross-dressing "He-She's" ... oh my!! Anyway, you can never trust those slanty Orientals.
I pray your lady friends are good, upstanding Christian women who will comfort you with Scripture and pie. Nothing beats the compassion of the Great Comforter Himself (Jesus!), but a slice of pie, still warm from the oven and presented with a Godly woman's kindly touch, definitely ranks up there.
Oh, I will also pray that God sends you a True Christian husband so that you can start bearing little Soldiers for Christ, post haste!